$2 million dollars was a lot of money in 2001

>$2 million dollars was a lot of money in 2001

I spent that on crisps in my local shop this morning. Fuck off or I'll tup you.

Is this kino?

Honestly went on a gay single cruise once. This movie nailed everything about it on the head.

$2 million dollars is a lot of money in 2016 for your average person.

I bet you don't even replace the batteries in your remote control every hour you poor poor pleb.

I don't, not because I couldn't afford to, but because that's just fucking stupid.
Besides
>2016
>remote controls
>he still watches television
Who's the poor person now, fucker?
I bet you don't even wipe your ass with caviar.

>not replacing them every second

Third worlder detected

A guy in electronics class once asked me if I rather have $2 million dollars or a yellow Hummer.

I said Id take the money. He died 2 weeks later

I wipe my ass with sith lords pubic hair thank you very much

Rip in piece

>I bet you don't even wipe your ass with caviar.

Too poor to afford the complete surgical sealing and smoothing of your anus, huh? Poor dirty fool.

>tfw this is the best thread I've seen in weeks on this schlub of a board

Fiction is the entertainment of the poor plebeians.
You just outed yourself, my man.

It should've been you.

I would be happy with 1 million even.

Are you my dad?

wrong kid died

Not yet, but I am taking your mother for some fried chicken tomorrow.

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>tfw used to talk to THAT guy in high school quite often because he was actually a really nice guy, just a bit awkward and genuinely autistic (probably aspergers or PDDNOS)
>he supposedly had anger issues but he never displayed it when I had classes with him
>talked to him for the last time around graduation time
>he was going to study video game design and I wished him luck
>I found out he killed himself two weeks ago three days after it happened
>find his mom's email and send her a message
>she thanks me and sends me an invitation to his funeral and tells me she'd like to find out who I am and would like to explain why the guy killed himself
>the funeral was last week
>I felt nervous about it
>I didn't go