Give me one(1) good reason why I shouldn't move to your country

Give me one(1) good reason why I shouldn't move to your country

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you can't

you can't

You wont feel like youve moved

No money.

You should move here. We have many successful Pakis in America. You must bring cute sisters though

it will feel like home but colder

you will be shorter than 12 yo girls

My sister is 11 years old.

Don't worry is not too old

but sure to bring in your laws too so her age isnt a problem

Im 5'9 and can do 50 pushups. I can take on the whole of /fit/

Aim to move to Kentucky then

Sorry, you need to be at least 6'0 to enjoy the ride.

Pakistan laws dictate grils need to be atleast 16 to get married

Oh

you need to be taller than the country's average to come in

sorry

Tell that to the refugees

Its too cold for pakis here. Indians are fine but all pakis freeze to death here.

We had more civil war than Pakistan

We use foreigners for our SOPA.

Pakistan is colder than india overall

This is now a trap thread

You come here and we'll treat you like a human slave.

Fuck off to Sup Forums

welfare money will be used up soon by your countrymen and others

It's worse than Pakistan but it shares a lot of traits with Pakistan (except for islam).

Nah, we are fine without you

you won't be accepted unless you walk from Islamabad to Athens

Holy crap, are suffering of famine out there?

Try living in the remote areas of Peshawer, no central heating
Saudi Arabia taught you well

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Holy shit man

We aren't paid much and food is very short. Whatever money we had mommy spent it on internet so I could shitpost. Dad went away to get some groceries he'll be back any minute now. Mom keeps going away with random dudes idk why. The money is always there I think this is Allah's blessing.

There's nothing to do here and nothing going on. It's better to move to a country like France, Germany or UK where things are happening

I saw that been post by a Spen guy, before.

We're full, please don't come here.

I wonder if he's still alive

Jorge is dead

R-really? How? I refuse to believe that

you can't afford to

Killed in a Muslim terrorist attack

I got reason and you should rather stock your foods to build your body instead of wasting money moving here

No worries thats not my arm. My army is thicc

We have enough leeches already.
You really should go somewhere else.
Preferably, where the locals are unarmed, and won't kick your ass.

>leeches
I'll be earning more than you paco

Just dont pls

Because it's basically a muslim country and you want to run away from the muslim world

if you wouldn't mind to get beaten up you're welcome

>can resist the burger
Hot damn, we have a future American Olympic athlete over here.

why would I get beat up? Also refer to

We will probably kill you eventually.
youtu.be/Zmgl5AocqkM

>steal a turk's job
>oy vey way do dey beat me

Camera guy was probably about to shit himself

Because of paki considered rapist.

>Implying I would come illegllay

I will marry you to help you get citizenship just to spite Drumpf.

*I'm a gay male btw

>implying it matters

Sorry Im ugly but I would still pat your head

>>Implying it matters
Thats not how stealing jobs work
>mexicans who come illegally are paid less than minimun wage, someone could have been working that job who came legally with above minimum wage. The mexican just stole a job from someone

Impossibru.
I am currently on disability, pay no taxes, and have many children with several wives who breathlessly call me King Daddy Bear.
And I drive a mint 1978 AMC Pacer.
Hah.
Top that, Mister Mysterious.

I live with mommy and daddy and they buy me everything

Radical islam and bombings?

...and, Tendies?
Tell me of the sweet, sweet Tendies in your country.
I lust for knowledge.

Crunchy and spicy, very soft.

Oh, my.
On second thought, I will come there.
Please send bus fare.
Quickly.
There is no time to lose.

Sorry fren, I will not allow you to risk your life for some tendies

fuck, the afghan guy is cute

>Mom keeps going away with random dudes idk why.
Lying is a sin.

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Kek

You're a filthy nigger who is literally inbred.
Also, your Islam is fucing trash and you are Indians in all but name.

>t. fat mexican living in a drug cartel infested ghetto

besides why would he choose mexico anyway, its even more dangerous than his country rofl

wew

Britain sucks.
We're the future Atlantis with all the rain we get.

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There is none, please come to Brazil.

Why so nice?

Probably wants to make sopa de paki

It doesn't make a difference when your fucked up culture follows you wherever you go.

this

one of my best friends is from a muslim shiite family and he basically drinks alcohol with us go to a brothel with us, never read the Qoran or entered a church and I have kissed his sister and she never used a hijab

they are basically BRs just like us, and he has a huge bin laden beard and we call him taliban lol

Why does this happen in Brazil but not in Europe?

worrying statistics

because no one can resist the temptations of Brazil I guess lol, also it's impossible to segregate by race/nationality here

shut up, subhuman

Euros are shit

Europe gets the fundamentalist kind. If you are a fundamentalist muslim and come to South America you're bound to get rekt

Everyone here is at least Pickpocket Lvl 100

Come home, Paki. Your kind is the highest-achieving in our whole miserable cunt.

People will assume you're Indian and automatically hate you,