Rogue One clip

>"Did you know that wasn't me?"
>Audience laughter

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Ahaha, hero hits stormtroopers with no effort and they die instantly.
Stormtroopes sill cant hit shit.

Why do people like star wars again?

I thought that robot was supposed to be more like HK. He's a faggot now? DROPPED

ahahhahahhaa disney star wars is the best!

Good to know the laughing stormtrooper is still included

haha remember c-3po? haha

>le stormtroopers can't hit anything meme
Only happened in one scene in the original trilogy, where the Empire actually wanted them to escape, so they could track them.

>that editing
Fucking hell man, does this hack director know that you can shoot a shot for more than half of a second?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>There is a dead stormtrooper in the same spot on 2 benches
What did they mean by this?

What is this ticket shilling bullshit? OMG ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWFUL!!!! trying to sell as many tickets as possible in the first week!!

Miss me general

WAIT! Is that the same bench?

Because his gun is gone in second shot

I see she cuts them like butter
Is a good trick, like spinning
that's gonna be great

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>>There is a dead stormtrooper in the same spot on 2 benches
same spot same bench dummy

wow women can be strong too hahaha look at her kick their ass hahaha xP

Yes but then the girl would like like a physical retard whilst attacking the storm troopers lmao. There'es going to be a lot of that.

>movie actuall has a laugh track.

WHAT
THE
FUCK
?

I don't. Disney seems to be taking the Marvel approach at screaming "ISNT THIS NERDY FRANCHISE FUCKING STUPID? HAHAHA LAUGH WITH ME AUDIENCE!" They're running that self-depreciation shit until the wheels fly off.

>an army of stormtroopers is surrounding us with their blasters
>I KNOW WHAT TO DO! HAND TO HAND COMBAT!

>same spot same bench dummy
Well Disney just failed 3 times

>Hurrr let's make a point of there being no Jedi by making at least 2 characters martial art badasses who take out Stormtroopers like they're paper-mache!

There's is zero weight to the fighting in this.

we literally had this exact same thing in VII when's Finn stops approaching Rey to instead watch her kick ass with her strong woman power on jakku

says you. Maybe he wasn't dead dead. Maybe he was playing dead so the strong independent woman wouldn't hurt him.

Where are the blaster burns? Blaster burns aren't going to give it an R rating.

He's napping you fool

>Maybe he was playing dead so the strong independent woman wouldn't hurt him.
KEK

Is another element that ruins the original universe.

fuck Disney.

It's retarded. I thought they were going for a more gritty, 'realistic' movie. They should be relying on their blasters and shit since they're not jedi. I feel lied to!

>people thought they we were going to get a "Saving Private Ryan" style of movie where the Rebels would be hiding behind objects constantly and being overlooking their shoulder, being terrified if one of the stormtroopers would shoot them as they watch their best friends around them die
I cannot believe that this is what I thought Rogue One would feel like...

I was massively mistaken.

I mean: WHY are they showing stormtroopers as fucking weak terrible aimers in this movie? Rogue One should be showing stormtroopers as brutal killing machines.

It is different in A New Hope because we get Luke Skywalker in the scene and remember the opening of A New Hope? Stormtroopers shoot to death a dozen of Rebels instantly before Vader appears.

THAT is what I was hoping Rogue One would be like but from just seeing this small clip: now I know this is going to fail massively with realism.

That looks like fun. What is your problem?

>What is your problem?
Read
It is a fucking disaster with how Disney handled this movie.

>A young girl killing countless stormtroopers who are terrible aimers
NOT how Rogue One should have been

What a random fucking joke. I'd cringe but I already cringed from her manhandling bit

Not to mention that they are joking when they should be fearing the next dozen of stormtroopers trying to kill them...

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE REALISTIC!

She isn't a Jedi, none of them are. They should be scared and hoping they make it out alive NOT MARY SUES!!

You get that this was from a talk show where they showed the clip, right?

>inb4 this turd sucks and its shit-eating star wars fanbase starts blaming everyone that they hate it because it had a female protagonist

>because it had a female protagonist
That is not the reason. The reason is that she and the other guys are able to kill hundreds of storm troopers in seconds when this should have been like Saving Private Ryan where constantly they are looking over their shoulder, fearful of being killed by a stormtrooper.

wow shes so strong and cool

>it's a "Sup Forums gets easily triggered again and overreacts" episode
Pretty comfy episode t b h

S-Shut up you all!!! you're just Sup Forums neckbeard manbabies!! eat our-I mean this progressive fun flick and just stop with the contrarianism already!

I will fuckin clap when you get cucked you numale faggot.

>The reason is that she and the other guys are able to kill hundreds of storm troopers in seconds when this should have been like Saving Private Ryan where constantly they are looking over their shoulder, fearful of being killed by a stormtrooper.

lmao have you ever seen a star wars movie before

....... and it's ruined :).

nice buzzwords kiddo, feel big about it? Back to /r/the_donald with you

>remember the opening of A New Hope? Stormtroopers shoot to death a dozen of Rebels instantly before Vader appears.

>The Phantom Menace
WAHHHH 2 JEDIS KILLING SO MANY DROIDS IS STUPID!

>Rogue One
YAY! A SINGLE YOUNG GIRL KILLING SO MANY STORMTROOPERS IS AWESOME!

Not him, but I think the atmosphere around the promotion was that this was going to be a more 'gritty' and 'realistic' movie.

What is even the point of a stormtrooper armor if some 100lbs girl with a plastic stick can fuck you up

So is this one of the countless reshoots they did on the mvie. The sloppy editing and useless quip at the end point towards it.

>she doesn't even rely on cunning
>she's just a super strength non-jedi

>the atmosphere around the promotion was that this was going to be a more 'gritty' and 'realistic' movie.
YES EXACTLY.

Go and look at the concept art for Rogue One. Obviously Disney abandoned this gritty realism feel that we were all hoping for.

When was the last time you went to a movies just to have fun?

I mean, who gives a shit?

The problem with modern Marvel movies is the postmodernism.
Marvel movies are crafted with a tinge of "haha can you believe we're watching this in the theater? Superheroes! How ridiculous!" because audiences find it easier to digest than a conventional and heartfelt superhero story.
"Haha lol! The monks are talking about wi-fi passwords lmao! That's good because for a second I was almost immersed in a world that didn't remind me that I'm only watching this movie so I can post about it on Facebook later!"

The same formula has been used on the recent Mission Impossible movies but at least those movies are actually getting better.
>Character says something quirky
>Violin pizzicato version of the main theme plays in the background
>Close up of all the other characters reacting
WE GET IT.

same thing applies to this fucking flick

>tfw could of had saving private ryan in space

There's a clip in the trailer with pouring rain at night, so that shot might be in the movie. Doesn't matter though. They mislead us. Storm Troopers are totally retarded. I have zero clue how this won't be 1sided in the Rebels favor unless they're retards too.

She really isn't. She clearly looks beat up and is shooting wildly out of fear. This isn't Rey who never suffered a single injury and did everything with ease

>She clearly looks beat up and is shooting wildly out of fear.
>shooting wildly out of fear.
you forgot that she uses some type of melee weapon to kill a couple stormtroopers while being in the middle of a firezone

>They mislead us.
This was the very first image I ever saw of Rogue One

>The directing style to have the AT-AT's in shadows, being like a menacing evil machine
>Thinking that the whole movie would have this feel as we would actually be fearing the stormtroopers this time
Oh how wrong

>tfw Disney has to pleas kids and to give young girls a role model to look up to

>3 or 4 stormtrooper walking towards you with blasters
>start beating one up with a stick
>the other act like you aren't even there
Almost as bad as TDKR

Fuck my family really wants to see this and they're going to think I'm severely autistic for telling it how it is. I really don't want to give Disney a bone for not trying at all.

>it ain't me starts playing

My friend wants to see it for Vader. pfft

It's literally the god-awful REBELS tv show as a long feature movie. You just know what to expect... At that point I'm frankly surprised new mary-sue doesn't have blue hair or something.

WHY ISN'T HE SHOOTING HER? SHE IS IN CLEAR VIEW

>It's literally the god-awful REBELS tv show as a long feature movie.
Star Wars Rebels is the best Star Was show ever.

>we got to see how stormtroopers are trained
>we got to see some more Jedi training
>lots of cool cameos

He's a white male supremacist, he's stupid user.

>stormtroopers have white armor on
>they have smooth bald like heads
woah

>be Gareth Edwards
>make small indie scifi flick called Monsters
>legendary likes it enough to hire you on to direct Godzilla
>create one of the better Godzilla movies, with some really outstanding scenes
>get hired on to do Star Wars Rogue One by Disney
>at last I can do something focused on war and people, one of my dreams
>pitch it as the vietnam war in space
>start shooting it as such
>Disney exec comes in, a cold, calculating machine with oil and gold running through its black veins and no flesh at all but some congealed monstrosity breathing out toxic gas
>"No no no this will not do at all!"
>halfway through production they start reshoots and rewrites
>take my war movie and turn it into a forced action space comedy abomination
>it's going to be like that gray inoffensive bowl of soup that was The Force Awakens
>only a few parts of my movie remain

>Star Wars Rebels is the best Star Was show ever.

Don't know if under age or Disney employee at that point..

go and rewatch again the scene, the little girl just btfo like 8 stormtroopers with no effort at melee.

It's an autistic show that panders to toddlers. You need to fuck off to Sup Forums. You're worse than a manchild. The only good Star Wars show is this. youtube.com/watch?v=9WBY-C-VKTg

You forgot to mention that this fast cut editing is not like Gareth at all.

This is literally Suicide Squad 2.0

>impliying star wars rebels is awful

worst part is, unless someone close to the production leaks details about what really happened during the reshoots, we'll never know the truth, and the original version of the film will be for ever lost

>spouts buzzwords
>tells others to stop spouting buzzwords

>Be Alexandre Desplat
>Be a friend of Gareth who scored music for his Godzilla film
>compose serious toned ambient music cues which will play over the tormenting scenes of Rebels watching their friends die as the main characters of Rogue One hide in corners and fearing for their lives
>Disney sees the cut and decides to entierely change the feel of the movie
>"We need a new composer who can compose music which feels quick because the Rebels will be moving from frame to frame killing many stormtroopers"

>libtard white girl
>kills off all storm troopers & rejects their beliefs (white men)
>is defended by a giant black robot (nigger)

OH GEEE THE SYMBOLISM

>we'll never know the truth
I think it is obvious how the original cut looked.

>The shadowy AT-AT's implying the Empire was
meant to be greatly feared

>This concept art being very dark and gritty
>Disney deciding to fire the composer who also ironically worked on Gareth's Godzilla film (thus this composer was following the vision of Gareth and composing the music for Gareth's gritty realistic cut of Rogue One)

Tfw this thread is making me depressed and what could have been, and what will never be

Once again it's a black Imperial and once again he is a TRAITOR. Once again I think that reality is a simulation purposely fucking with me.

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And there's nothing you can do about it poltard.

#StarWarsAgainstDrumpf

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

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fucking nice one, saved

HK-47 looks great!

It's literally comedy, I hope they keep the laughing track on the final cut of the movie.

user.. there are so many movies that have been cancelled and changed that make me feel the same way too..

My life is built around "what could have been".

Damn shame, I really liked the design of that guy

>I think it is obvious how the original cut looked.
not really. the media blitz started after the reshoots were made. we saw only a few morsels of the film before that. the image in is also a fanmade piece of art

You wonder how the Empire even got to power with such awful soldiers

TFA has already shown that Disney have no idea what they are doing.

No idea why anyone had hope for Roque One

Jar Jar Abrams is an awful director but he wasn't the only thing wrong with TFA

my ocd demanded me to redo a few of the rough edges

why are you drumpfkiddies so easily triggered?

>the image in (You) is also a fanmade piece of art
actually it is from footage.

I saw the AT-AT's walking over the setting sun.

So unless someone fan-made a scene with real looking AT-AT's...

>All the Star Wars books and comics describe Stormtroopers as elite, highly trained soldiers
>Meant to be symbol that inspires utter terror
>They can't shoot someone standing in the open 10 ft from them, and just generally fumble around and get BTFO by children, rebels, and ewoks

Are Stormtroopers the U.S. Army of the Star Wars Universe?

>easily triggered
>whole full license destroyed by SJWs and champagne socialists

they did. that was fake "footage"

Haha this is great.

May I save it?