You're given an unlimited budget to make a new film but you have to use Emma Watson. What do?

You're given an unlimited budget to make a new film but you have to use Emma Watson. What do?

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eh, I'd rather cast Emily Watson.

I finally make my Catherine the Great epic. She's not the ideal lead for it but if it gets me the budget, she'll do. Plus it means Emma in lots of beautiful 1700s outfits.

I cast her in a minor role as a housemaid that gets fucked in the ass in a 20-30 second scene.

Bit part
Hire Wes Anderson and let him deal with it

it'd be like boyhood but examine the life of a married couple

emma would play my wife and we would document our lives over the course of 40 years traveling the world and discovering each other

Tomb Raider reboot
I have better casting choices but her as lead just do fine

An Evil Angel joint. "Emma Loves Me". First a solo scene, then a POV sloppy throatfucking scene, then an anal play scene, with lots of toys and finally the rough fucking scene where I use all her holes until I'm completely satisfied

I'd make one of my many movie ideas and work in a tickle torture scene where her feet get tickled desu

Worse choice than Alicia Vikander

The film is 4 hours long and it consists of 720 shots of me creampieing her. It would take four years to film because I need a full day to recharge. She wouldn't be allowed any form of contraception and if she becomes pregnant as a result then she best hope she delivers on a day that I'm not creampieing her.

Budget is 10 billion, 9.5 billion goes to me and the rest to the movie.

Hardcore gang bang and lesdom focused movie where she learns the joy of becoming a subby fuck toy.

I'd make it about a cute child actress who makes millions but then becomes a bitter hag that nobody cares about

Film a porno.

Get her acting lessons

This doesn't imply I have to use her in a starring role, so fine, I'll cast her, she can be in the background somewhere. Visible for sure, recognisable even, but I'm not going to subject my audience to her """""acting""""" or """"screen presence"""" for longer than the 20 or so seconds I'll allow her to be on screen.

Suicide Squad 2

Introduce Emma.
Give her no lines.
She runs off and Waller blows her head off just like Slipknot.

Make the best Hermione Granger kino ever.

I'd legit jerk off to this

imagine a big budget giantess foot porno with set pieces and costumes from the harry potter movies.

>set in harry potter 3/4 time
>hermoine's in laying in bed awake in the gryffindor girls dormitory
>earlier that night, she had been in the forbidden section in the library reading forbidden spells
>user, cuckboy supreme, tries to sneak into the girls dormitory to steal some of hermoine's well-worn socks
>she sees him, panics, gets mad, then immediately casts a forbidden spell without thinking about it
>a puff of smoke, spell has made him 5 inches tall and durable
>she doesn't know what to do with him
>she can't tell anyone because she's a nerd and doesn't want to get in trouble
>only place to hide in is underfoot
>he spends the next few years always inside her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on thousands of times per day until she graduates
he'd be her footslave/insole/human dildo forever. you could do thousands of videos in this scenario.

quit

me on the bottom, inside of her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on repeatedly by her sexy foot, because i was a horny gryffindor student who tried to sneak into the girl's dormitory.

I complete the unofficial Harry Potter cast farting trilogy.

The

*HPFFFFFFFFFFFFFT* (fart noise)

If you will.

Following the success of Thunderpants and Swiss Army Man Emma Watson stars in-

The Maltese Fartcon.

Our Hero is visited by a femme fatale (Emma Watson) in his detective office. She seems distracted, always asking if our hero can smell something. He can't. Hours later we find her gassed to death.

Cause of Death: HUMAN SOURCED METHANE

Our hero must follow the scent to find the (Let)RIPPER.

>you have to use Emma Watson

oh i'll use her dont worry hehe

Degenerate fuck

>hermoine, what do you MEAN you've kept a small man in your shoe for 5 years?? are you telling me that you've been STOMPING on him the entire time we've been grocery shopping?
>you're acting absurd. it's perfectly fine, and besides, i did what i had to do. see? you can see him down there, he's just fine. and yes, i step on him all day long. he's grown to love it, you see? look at him squirm, he wants my foot! as i walk, he kisses my foot. he didn't used to, but after so many years, he's begun to worship my foot. he needs it, don't you understand? this is how he must live now. you mustn't tell anyone, this is what he was born to be.

Set in the grimdark post-apocalypse of the Harry Potter universe. The world has been taken over by the Neo Death Eaters.

It's up to the one-armed, one-eyed, one-legged Punished Hermione to kill the new leader (Harry + Ginny's child) with the help of the secret lovechild she bred with Harry in her later years.

I'd remake Caligula except I'd play all the male roles and she'd play all the females roles.

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Lesbian erotic film starring her and hayley atwell

why is she wearing a ton of make-up?

Emily Watson is... Grushenka.

An adapted version of Brothers Karamazov, told through her eyes.

I hire Emma Roberts as well. It is a 90 minute movie of her torturing Watson.

Feet are disgusting. And don't try to deny it. With your "well-worn sock" shit it's obvious you like it because of that, which makes you disgusting

you're wrong

>You're given an unlimited budget to make a new film
I would cast myself as an extra and pay myself 400 billion dollars.

Then I don't care, whatever artsy shit Emma would like to do.

truly the boyhood of our era

fund it

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go full vincent gallo in the brown bunny mode

>sci fantasy space opera epic
>main character is a swashbuckling daring-do type
>marries a space princess after saving her and her father
>the space princess is Watson
>she twists, pushes and manipulates him to elevate their own status, carving a bloody path to the top of the galaxy

basically space MacBeth

I make a great movie with Emma as a minor character.
She'll get fucked hard by some 6'4 black man, real obnxious stuff.

does she get fucked by a horse?

I'd remake 120 Days of Sodom except I'd play all the male roles and she'd play all the female roles

I'll have to use cgi in order to fuck myself

hire a hitman to get rid of emma watson

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Evangelion Emma its now Asuka
how about that Báka

>dat blump butt

god I just want to be bury my face and my dick in between those cheeks for days on end

That's actually a mission in the new hitman game. Instead of qt Emma though it's a Steven Seagal clone.

Roll with it and give her the role of Casca in my dream Berserk movie

Would you cum inside her butt or cover her cheeks?

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Pay her all of the unlimited dollars to let me suck on toes for an hour.

Inside the butt, pull out, open cheeks, watch drip out.