First is was Australia, now it's Canada. FUCKING CANADA.
Well, no more. I say we Americans take our rightful place as the most prolific shitposters on Sup Forums. It's our manifest destiny. Come on. Let's make something decent out of the poor state of our primary education system for once.
What you consider "shitposting" the rest of the world considers common sense progressive policies.
Maybe if you didn't cling to a 300 year old document to make your laws you could move forward with the rest of us.
Gavin Powell
Shitposting is a art
Austalians are still king
Canadians have no variety, it's always lefty shitposting. Aussies put effort into it
Jose Diaz
Shitposting is our thing.
Stop this blatant cultural appropriation Canada!
William Price
>Austalians are still king
Well said
Jaxson Stewart
I accuse you of being an Aussie with a proxy.
Luis Lee
What is shitposting exactly?
Bentley Lopez
Posting simply for the sake of posting technically.
Hunter Ross
Well thats just stupid.....
Adam Cook
I sorta agree.
But, it is in my nature.
Sebastian Campbell
I accuse you of being a fucking faggot.
Benjamin Taylor
RUSSIA IS BACK :D
Leo Young
We need to draft Somalibro to put us over the top. Maybe we can get him asylum.
Parker Peterson
that's Serbia, you fucking idiot
Andrew Perry
Close enough
Jack Morales
xDDDD :P 8^)))
xD XDDDD
Jaxson Clark
"But, it is in my nature". "You knew what I was when you took me in" Last line of an old fable.
Jack Barnes
Yeah I think OP means bantz when he writes shitposting. Australians do bring the bantz, and so succinctly too. Something about their culture/language understands that verbosity strangles cleverness. This post is a great example. An Australian could convey the same idea in like 5 words.
It's probably because Americans are too educated compared to Australians. They're a dumb, lazy, but clever people. Like niggers.
Christian Thomas
Yeah, exactly. Mini-Russia
Charles Morris
You see shitposting requires two things
1. National irrelevance 2. A deep seated apathy caused by the having to live in a shithole with no means of escape
It's why Canada's shitposting has improved as their country literally burns around them. They were always irrelevant but at least being a Canuck was fun. Now it's a crashed economy engulfed in flames and literally tumblr tier social politics
sorry yankees. you're too fucked by your environment to get on our level.
Xavier Gutierrez
Burgers were the original shitposters before Sup Forums was even a thing.
I'm fuckin proud of the aussies though. You can cross our wall anytime.
Cameron Gutierrez
I like the scorpion version better.
Austin Lopez
not lip service, nor obsequious homage to superiors, nor servile observance of forms and customs...the Australian army is proof that individualism is the best and not the worst foundation upon which to build up collective discipline" General John Monash
Shitposting is just the modern word for being a Larrikan. Something uniquely Australian dating back more than a 100 years. Although it existed in small pockets of communities in other countries, here it is the main focus of our culture. Tall poppy syndrome should be our national motto.
Henry Gutierrez
The French Prime Minister, Georges Clemenceau, cancelled his planned visit to French front line troops and instead visited the Australians to say:
"When the Australians came to France, the French people expected a great deal of you... We knew you would fight a real fight, but we did not know that from the beginning you would astonish the whole continent..."
Nathan Williams
Americans shitpost more than us due to their sheer number, but we're competing for shitposts per capita with Aus
Jayden Scott
>It's probably because Americans are too educated compared to Australians
Moot said that research showed that around 2% of the Australian population browses Sup Forums.
With such a large percentage of the population here, this means that the average Australian on Sup Forums probably has an IQ or closer to the population mean, 100.
John Morgan
10 points up on the Americans, then
Luke Watson
But burgers have always been king shitposters by default.
The brilliant of it was you always thought you were making constructive posts.
Daniel Perry
>be canadian >be surrounded by chinks >hockeying it up with the boys >JUSTin Trudeau is busy at work getting gangbanged by African firefighters >check the maple syrup stock in the morning >down 4 points >oh yeah george soros bought all my country's gold whatever >head out to the mandatory diversity education universicamps >stopped on the way there by a homeless racially ambiguous man >ayooohak muhallahala and he throws feces in my face >I scream as it burns my eye >oh god I can't see >he starts stepping on my throat while screaming islamicly >feel the soft crack of my windpipe as nearby whites clap for the diverse presentation >as my eyes slowly roll back and the waves of final peace wash over me I can't help but feel my life was pointless >I should have spent less time on the computer
Adrian Fisher
Americans should not shitpost! We should set an example
Zachary Foster
irish banter is among the highest quality, but their output is low. irish shitposting is like it's handcrafted by a master tradesman and accordingly scarce. australian shitposts are produced on an industrial scale, but their products are durable and of high quality and have enjoyed a good reputation for years. canadian shitposting is cheap chinese plastic shit that comes on bulk pallets and half of it breaks during shipping.
Eli Watson
Christ is being Canadian really this bad
Gavin Fisher
>If you fight the emus, they win
Tyler Walker
Germans are incapable of shitposting, they're so serious and analytical. But that is why we love them.
Alexander Baker
Can't fucking fight this leaf.
Aiden King
>first is was Australia, now it's Canada. FUCKING CANADA. Bretty gud shitpost by implying Canada is better than Australia at shitposting now.
7.5/10.
Jeremiah Cox
>Canada >Best shitposters They're probably the worst tryhard ever. their post will seldom makes you laugh ,but they're always retarded and almost sad given the lenght they go to get attention. At least Australians are funny and witty. Canadians are like that retarded cousin that poke you every 10 minutes ,screaming into your ears and then run away shitting on the floor
Nathaniel Thomas
The funny thing is I wont be going to sleep in a aluminum shanty tonight
Luis James
Wrong thread..
>When your country arrests its own war heroes but yet you still want to talk shit
Nobody really understands that our culture of shitposting fully extends to IRL, whether it be at work or in the pub.
No limits bantz between men who are friends is mostly an endearing practice.
Noah Davis
Strayan shitposting is truly masterful.
Luis Fisher
Australia fucking America while Canada watches.
Asher Brown
Superb shitpost.
Wyatt Garcia
>Piquemal >War hero Coopted fucktard that never fought or lead in any war ,and completely shat himself once the government threatened to remove his pension. Literally a parasite. He could have very well be the mayor of a small village and be more relevant
Mason Sanchez
>be American (5'10 250 pounds average 24% negro admixture) >decide to watch some sports and enjoy 4th meal >turn on new flatscreen >athletic blacks in spandex, my favourite >20 minute commercial break gives me time to order a pizza >an hour later a hispanic american delivers it >he fucks my wife >slather the pizza in ranch dressing and return my attention to the bouncy apes >another commercial break brought to you by boner pills and privatized healthcare >the local hospital is offering open heart surgery on a 10 year installment plan with only 3% financing >get bored, decide to spend ten minutes liking corporations on facebook >new tweet, it's my boss >i'm fired >no reason, he just felt like it >oh god, how will i afford my aids medication or amazon prime >this is the fault of Opposite Political Party
Tyler Williams
>Australia
Lincoln Torres
>taking pride in ruining a board
Sage
Asher Ward
We can't compliment the shitposting skills of our fellow countrymen?
Luis Ramirez
Our media is fucking unbelievably coddling when it comes to the downtrodden.
Daniel Mitchell
Americans are the worst posters on the site while Australians and Canadians at least try to be funny.
Wyatt Butler
We wuz da orginial shit posters.
Ayden Fisher
The amount of effort you put into this is cringeworthy. Just recycled, reddit tier tropes that fall totally flat.
Bentley Collins
wow case in point
Aiden Edwards
Tall poppies deserve the weed whacker 2bh
Christian Brown
Neck yourself you frosty cunt
Cooper Gray
every anglo nation does more shiposting per capita then every non anglo nation. the reason is that if you are native english speaker the entry barrier to Sup Forums is incredibly low.
Alexander Green
>aluminum
Henry Collins
But I thought germans love poop jokes.
Lucas James
t. poppylet
Easton Reed
>giant abo in the background i'm uncomfortable...
Carson Powell
>russia with a weird thing in front of it kll yourself
Josiah Brown
We appreciate the reach-around, you are a considerate lover Australia.
Aaron Sanchez
t. willy moon
Luis Myers
Honestly... I'd fuck her.
Ian James
Nah. The Canadians don't even compare to Aussie levels of shite. At least Aussies have banter - Canadians just spew bollocks.
Ian Fisher
majority of posters are americans. if you were all shitposters the quality of the board would be reduced to Sup Forums tier
Lucas Williams
lol canadians. stupid snow dweebs cant even run thier own ski resorts.
Dominic Bell
Prepare your anus.
Nicholas Lopez
Aussies just post blacks dicks and cuck memes. Every Canadian shitpost is a work of art. Underlying liberalism, self hatred and smugness are all intertwined.
Jeremiah Morgan
little do they know that we were behind it all the reason we created america the laughing stock of the world was to fuel the shitposting we created australia was to fill the world with shitposting and now we pit canada against you all It's a dog E dog world
Landon Campbell
I honestly think that the Irish are some of the worst posters on Sup Forums, certainly the worst in Europe. In the western world only Canada is worse, and globally I think you have to give a nod to Turkey, but the Irish are easily in the top 5 worst countries.
Gavin Hall
t. Frenchman in denial
Colton Cruz
Anyone have the glorious pic of the bald eagle ontop of the beta canadian goose?
Nathan Torres
...
Benjamin Foster
Fellow leafs...
How does this make you feel?
Adam Brooks
Happy. Those geese are assholes
Grayson Ward
Just listen to what yall are talking about. Y'all sound like such pussies
Ian Rodriguez
racist
Luis Ross
I-I can shit post too. Someone notice me ;-----;
James Gonzalez
Keep the Aussies. I also don't mind the Canucks, but I wouldn't mind if they disappeared either.