Less than an hour to go till week who gives a shit
This week this fucks tackle VR gaming
Lets see how they fuck this up
Less than an hour to go till week who gives a shit
This week this fucks tackle VR gaming
Lets see how they fuck this up
Alana Face Sitting Simulator VR when?
Grainne Dominatrix Simulator VR when?
IN 30 ODD MINUTES
Sophie-Anne better be FACKING FIRED this week
Oh right it's the VR week, I'd totally forgotten, this is going to be an absolute clusterfuck.
haha
lads, haha
lads
>Alana will never come home from work order you to lie down on the floor squat over her face and let her bulls cum drip into your open mouth
No Europa this week, lads. So I can give The Apprentice my full attention.
Feels good.
Who /IAC/ here?
Alana and Grainne and even Jessica are pretty hot as fuck, who are the hottest candidates that have been on The Apprentice?
Also I fucking hate Sofiane, so useless
FUCKING YES LADS
I always miss this show every week and follow the thread on the archive, but I'm finally here for one.
I would do literally anything to suffocate between Alana's wobbly thighs while being whipped by Grainne
...
looks like she's got some stellar tits
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SOFIAN TO GO
>No Paul
>No Big K
Sugar is getting too soft on the women/queer bloke imo
Quick, say something nice about Trishna.
ALANA
SIT
ON
MY
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
holy shit I can't fucking take it any more
Just image if she actually squatted down and shoved her puss right into your mouth, then shuffled around a little to get comfy only to let her whole weight sit on your skull
Then she'd squeeze her thighs around your cheeks so you couldn't move or breath properly, and she'd grab your hands and guide them up to her nips so you could tickle them whilst she tenses her stomach muscles slightly whenever you shove your tongue around
JESUS
FUCK
reminder that she banged Paul
Amanda Holden's face looks plasticky as fuck, I bet she's been on Loose Women to talk about how empowered it makes her feel.
christ I hate these bland fucking ITV slags
you can't even get facesitting fantasies right
you're a fucking embarrassment, literally never post again
There is no person on this Earth that I could give less of a shit about than Amanda - Fucking - Holden. Stuff your fucking heritage up your bleached botoxed arse hole you worthless human being.
I'd totally forgotten she was even in the competition. That's nice, right?
Also she's probably a raging dyke.
>JD gone
>Karthik gone
>Paul gone
give me some motivation lads. Who do I bandwagon now?
inb4 it's a Karren's clearly on the rag episode
Sofiane :^)
Paul is gone.
So what's the shitty prize going to be this week?
Half a packet of hob nobs between them
that tfw when you will never sneak into the lounge at ~11:45pm and turn on the cable box and then quietly turn on the tv and then select channel 18 (sometimes 21) and proceed to have a seminal, retrospectively glorious wank over the 10 minute freeview
again
Who is /ourgirl/?
ATTRACTIVE APPRENTICE CANDIDATES POWER RANKINGS
1. Liz (S6)
2. Kate (S5)
3. Luisa (S9)
4. Frances (S12)
5. Lauren (S10)
---POWER GAP---
6. Grainne (S12)
7. Vana (S11)
8. Leah (S9)
9. Roisin (S10)
10. Sandeesh (S6)
11. Michelle (S2)
12. Yasmina (S5)
13. Alana (S12)
14. Ella (S10)
---POWER GAP---
15. Laura (S6)
16. Uzma (S9)
17. Natasha (S7)
18. Joanna (S6)
19. Jemma (S10)
20. Jessica (S12)
21. Paloma (S6)
22. Stella (S6)
23. Naomi (S3)
24. Melody (S7)
---POWER GAP---
9001. Selina (S11)
90001. Trisna (S12)
900001. Melissa (S6)
9000001. Edna (S7)
90000001. Gerri (S3)
Infinity: Ruth Badger
>inb4 roisinfags
>inb4 haven't been watching since the startfags
>not allowed google in the scavenger hunt task
>VR challenge
kek
Paul was the hero we deserved, but not the one we wanted right now. He went out with a bang letting Frances titwank him all task last week only to betray her in the boardroom
Grainne is my androidfu.
A night out with the bald guy from The Gadget Show,
Nice.
your life is a mistake
How will they fuck this one up lads
A panda pop at Wetherspoons
>Dillan won with a kids party
>having to relive the "highlights" of Dillon's fabulous adult birthday party
sake
Do you have autism?
Even if I had I wouldn't fucking remember them all.
Jess a best
Also literally how the fuck did the sealife team win, it was so fucking terrible
...
>havent thought about dillon for a whole week
>just remembered he exists
>no call
They must be pooing themselves
Is it worse than Paul lost to Dylans kids party
post your apprentice snacks lads
whiskey & rich tea biscuits here
LEGS
E
G
S
...
Hottest of her series, but otherwise average
Who /watchingwhiletakingashit/ here?
Frances is a fucking snake. She looks like Ginny Whispers, who by the way - has a decent collection of solo porn vids.
Well obviously
KNIT YOUR OWN UNDERWEAR
With some bloke off of X-Factor or some shit.
Has Dillon fucking dyed his hair?
Well that didn't take long
>offer them a cuppa
>Karen scornfully says no
fuck off karen
WOAH VR DUDE
Peanut M&Ms
Is it wrong I want to fuck Jessica so badly.
> Shilling VR
Dropped.
Hot chocolate with marshmallows
Oh my fucking god, THIS IS AWFUL!!!
i can say the most useless asinine lads dross and ask lads the most uninteresting bland lads shite lads as long as I say lads at the end lads lads
>1. Alana
>2. Courtney
>3. Jessica
>4. Grainne
>5. Dillon
>6. Poo In Loo
POWER GAP
>9001. Sofiane
Not who I think will win, just who I like
Shit grafix tbqhwyf
>VR gimmick
No she dirty af
fucking hell halfway through already lads
>want tea?
>no fuck you you bollocks
listen karen I know you're the shit on campus now but we all know you're a daddy's girl done well so let's not start tossing rocks about right?
How the fuck are there so many girls left
Oh my god this so cringey
I'm in physical pain
Grainne best waifu
inb4 Dillan puts forward VR gay porn.
Who /Sofiane/ here?
Welcome to 90% of our budget
Hey Alan, pro tip. VR will flop.
Can I win your monies and apprentice now?
can't wait for amstrad vr hmd
Because Courtney and JD were the only halway competent guys there
Never forget
>yfw the winning game is on the next Giant Bomb VRodeo
>alana in a dressing gown with morning hair spotted
literal wife material
>Welcome to 90% of our budget
So THIS is why they aren't allowed any rewards
Well now we know where the prize budget went.
Is Alan sick?
Whats happening to him?
Anyone get a screencap of Alana there?
It's great how they heard everything Alan Sugar said despite not wearing headphones.
>that Alana whimpering noise
muh
JD shouldn't have left. What did he do wrong?
For a second there I thought they were going to say VR was worth 4 billion a year and I almost vomited
I have an Amstrad sky box.
haha yeah lads fucking hell I saw that on my television too lads, hah!
we saw the same thing mental!!
waifus lads haha the same thing happens on my screen too haha
Get dressed you lazy twats
>Alana's legs
Dear god must have
My sides
>you can do anything
For fucks sake we need someone to do screengrabs
bagsy not me
It's almost like this scripted pseudo-sitcom is scripted
>I was an illustrator
>my son wants to be a computer programmer
Christ FUCK OFF
DId Gran just say she has a 14y/o son?
Grainne has a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD son WHAT THE FUCK how old is she, I thought she was like 30