Apprentice Game Thread

Less than an hour to go till week who gives a shit

This week this fucks tackle VR gaming

Lets see how they fuck this up

Alana Face Sitting Simulator VR when?
Grainne Dominatrix Simulator VR when?

IN 30 ODD MINUTES

Sophie-Anne better be FACKING FIRED this week

Oh right it's the VR week, I'd totally forgotten, this is going to be an absolute clusterfuck.

haha
lads, haha
lads

>Alana will never come home from work order you to lie down on the floor squat over her face and let her bulls cum drip into your open mouth

No Europa this week, lads. So I can give The Apprentice my full attention.

Feels good.

Who /IAC/ here?

Alana and Grainne and even Jessica are pretty hot as fuck, who are the hottest candidates that have been on The Apprentice?
Also I fucking hate Sofiane, so useless

FUCKING YES LADS

I always miss this show every week and follow the thread on the archive, but I'm finally here for one.

I would do literally anything to suffocate between Alana's wobbly thighs while being whipped by Grainne

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looks like she's got some stellar tits

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SOFIAN TO GO

>No Paul
>No Big K
Sugar is getting too soft on the women/queer bloke imo

Quick, say something nice about Trishna.

ALANA

SIT
ON
MY
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

holy shit I can't fucking take it any more
Just image if she actually squatted down and shoved her puss right into your mouth, then shuffled around a little to get comfy only to let her whole weight sit on your skull
Then she'd squeeze her thighs around your cheeks so you couldn't move or breath properly, and she'd grab your hands and guide them up to her nips so you could tickle them whilst she tenses her stomach muscles slightly whenever you shove your tongue around

JESUS
FUCK

reminder that she banged Paul

Amanda Holden's face looks plasticky as fuck, I bet she's been on Loose Women to talk about how empowered it makes her feel.

christ I hate these bland fucking ITV slags

you can't even get facesitting fantasies right
you're a fucking embarrassment, literally never post again

There is no person on this Earth that I could give less of a shit about than Amanda - Fucking - Holden. Stuff your fucking heritage up your bleached botoxed arse hole you worthless human being.


I'd totally forgotten she was even in the competition. That's nice, right?

Also she's probably a raging dyke.

>JD gone
>Karthik gone
>Paul gone
give me some motivation lads. Who do I bandwagon now?

inb4 it's a Karren's clearly on the rag episode

Sofiane :^)

Paul is gone.

So what's the shitty prize going to be this week?

Half a packet of hob nobs between them

that tfw when you will never sneak into the lounge at ~11:45pm and turn on the cable box and then quietly turn on the tv and then select channel 18 (sometimes 21) and proceed to have a seminal, retrospectively glorious wank over the 10 minute freeview
again

Who is /ourgirl/?

ATTRACTIVE APPRENTICE CANDIDATES POWER RANKINGS

1. Liz (S6)
2. Kate (S5)
3. Luisa (S9)
4. Frances (S12)
5. Lauren (S10)

---POWER GAP---

6. Grainne (S12)
7. Vana (S11)
8. Leah (S9)
9. Roisin (S10)
10. Sandeesh (S6)
11. Michelle (S2)
12. Yasmina (S5)
13. Alana (S12)
14. Ella (S10)

---POWER GAP---

15. Laura (S6)
16. Uzma (S9)
17. Natasha (S7)
18. Joanna (S6)
19. Jemma (S10)
20. Jessica (S12)
21. Paloma (S6)
22. Stella (S6)
23. Naomi (S3)
24. Melody (S7)

---POWER GAP---

9001. Selina (S11)
90001. Trisna (S12)

900001. Melissa (S6)


9000001. Edna (S7)
90000001. Gerri (S3)
Infinity: Ruth Badger

>inb4 roisinfags
>inb4 haven't been watching since the startfags

>not allowed google in the scavenger hunt task
>VR challenge

kek

Paul was the hero we deserved, but not the one we wanted right now. He went out with a bang letting Frances titwank him all task last week only to betray her in the boardroom

Grainne is my androidfu.

A night out with the bald guy from The Gadget Show,

Nice.

your life is a mistake

How will they fuck this one up lads

A panda pop at Wetherspoons

>Dillan won with a kids party

>having to relive the "highlights" of Dillon's fabulous adult birthday party
sake

Do you have autism?

Even if I had I wouldn't fucking remember them all.

Jess a best

Also literally how the fuck did the sealife team win, it was so fucking terrible

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>havent thought about dillon for a whole week
>just remembered he exists

>no call

They must be pooing themselves

Is it worse than Paul lost to Dylans kids party

post your apprentice snacks lads

whiskey & rich tea biscuits here

LEGS
E
G
S

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Hottest of her series, but otherwise average

Who /watchingwhiletakingashit/ here?

Frances is a fucking snake. She looks like Ginny Whispers, who by the way - has a decent collection of solo porn vids.

Well obviously

KNIT YOUR OWN UNDERWEAR

With some bloke off of X-Factor or some shit.

Has Dillon fucking dyed his hair?

Well that didn't take long

>offer them a cuppa
>Karen scornfully says no
fuck off karen

WOAH VR DUDE

Peanut M&Ms

Is it wrong I want to fuck Jessica so badly.

> Shilling VR

Dropped.

Hot chocolate with marshmallows

Oh my fucking god, THIS IS AWFUL!!!

i can say the most useless asinine lads dross and ask lads the most uninteresting bland lads shite lads as long as I say lads at the end lads lads

>1. Alana
>2. Courtney
>3. Jessica
>4. Grainne
>5. Dillon
>6. Poo In Loo

POWER GAP

>9001. Sofiane

Not who I think will win, just who I like

Shit grafix tbqhwyf

>VR gimmick

No she dirty af

fucking hell halfway through already lads

>want tea?

>no fuck you you bollocks

listen karen I know you're the shit on campus now but we all know you're a daddy's girl done well so let's not start tossing rocks about right?

How the fuck are there so many girls left

Oh my god this so cringey

I'm in physical pain

Grainne best waifu

inb4 Dillan puts forward VR gay porn.

Who /Sofiane/ here?

Welcome to 90% of our budget

Hey Alan, pro tip. VR will flop.

Can I win your monies and apprentice now?

can't wait for amstrad vr hmd

Because Courtney and JD were the only halway competent guys there

Never forget

>yfw the winning game is on the next Giant Bomb VRodeo

>alana in a dressing gown with morning hair spotted

literal wife material

>Welcome to 90% of our budget

So THIS is why they aren't allowed any rewards

Well now we know where the prize budget went.

Is Alan sick?

Whats happening to him?

Anyone get a screencap of Alana there?

It's great how they heard everything Alan Sugar said despite not wearing headphones.

>that Alana whimpering noise
muh

JD shouldn't have left. What did he do wrong?

For a second there I thought they were going to say VR was worth 4 billion a year and I almost vomited

I have an Amstrad sky box.

haha yeah lads fucking hell I saw that on my television too lads, hah!
we saw the same thing mental!!
waifus lads haha the same thing happens on my screen too haha

Get dressed you lazy twats

>Alana's legs

Dear god must have

My sides

>you can do anything

For fucks sake we need someone to do screengrabs

bagsy not me

It's almost like this scripted pseudo-sitcom is scripted

>I was an illustrator
>my son wants to be a computer programmer
Christ FUCK OFF

DId Gran just say she has a 14y/o son?

Grainne has a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD son WHAT THE FUCK how old is she, I thought she was like 30