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Miles isn't taking your shit anymore Edition

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Best captain coming through

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Well there's lots of maps out there and it's anybody's guess what their bona fides are, but yeah, different maps paint sometimes very different pictures. This one is a good example that shows why the Federation is so significant. It's fucking big and densely populated. The Romulans and Klingons are smaller, sparser, and their glory days of expansion are long behind them, whereas the Federation is always adding new members.

>For the fifth and hopefully FINAL time, it's is NOT acceptable for officers to demand Lieutenant Junior Grade Worf complete their paperwork or surrender his honor

>As I stand here, reunited with my friends and my family for one last time, I want you, the people I love, to know just how sorry I am for all the pain that I've caused you. I dedicated my life to the preservation and the protection of the Federation. This duty, which I carried out to the best of my ability, took precedence over everything else - my parents, my wife, my children. I lived in a world of secrets - of sabotage and deceit. I spent so much time erasing my movements, covering my tracks, that now, as I look back on my life, I find nothing. It's as if I never really existed. I cheated you all out of being in my life. And what's more, I cheated myself as well. Now, I know a simple apology won't change that. Still, I feel the need to apologize anyway. No tears please. My death isn't a tragedy; it's a celebration. In death I can finally step out of the shadows and prove to myself that I existed - that I lived.

Sloan did nothing wrong

>Crew please be advised, the senior staff have been possessed by the ghosts of former crewmen. If you see them please assault them and take them into custody immediately. That is all.

Who would win between Sloan and Naomi Wildman ?

Troi

OBJECTIVELY correct

>Gowron
>dindu

He did lots of things wrong. Sloan's problem was he was an absolutist trying to protect a society across numerous generations of change. His organization's rigidity was its own downfall.

Admiral Locke did something wrong, his job was to be a tough negotiator and he completely failed to intimidate the Cardassians.

In his defense, that's a practically impossible task.

He was great, though. He was a great counterpoint to "Too Klingon to be a Klingon" Worf and even Martok, who was probably the best modern Klingons could hope to produce in terms of the old values.

>Kai Winn

REMOVE

>Mad that he saved the Klingon Empire from being ruled by a manipulated clone born in a science lab.

William Sadler's pock marks make him look like a budding Zakdorn.

>mirror Archer

>did nothing wrong

Get got fucking cucked to the max

>Crew please be advised, the now twice demoted Lieutenant Paris just acquired a personal non-regulation shuttle and will canibalize the ship's equipment to repair it for his pleasure. Please assist him in any possible way and take notice that chief Engineer Bellana might go on another rampage and break more equipment to appease herself. This is why we are revoking all replicator privileges for non-senior staff. Today's menu is Leola roots souffle. That is all.

>just watched episode 9 of TOS
>they just fly off after finding the vaccine and its literally never explained how the fuck there is an exact replica of Earth in the middle of fucking no where

Yes, but Mirror Archer's DELUSION was definitely the greatest Trek captain of the entire Franchise.

>Not Scott Blackedula.jpn

> watching TOS
TV shows weren't the same. Everything is pretty much shit before The Prisonner.

I decided to give Voyager another go since it's on Netflix and I never gave it much of a chance when it was originally airing. Jesus Christ. That pilot episode is atrocious. Worse than I ever expected. Makes the worst episodes of Enterprise look like kino.

>don't think of it as rape Jon, more like....involuntary masturbation

>no Prof. Moriarty

I know this is bait but I see some truth in this. 1960s were still very close to the era of stage productions, and the kinks of sound editing, plot construction, television acting, etc. were far from being ironed out.

I find TOS extremely dated not in a 'le special effects aren't good xD' way but in a general uncanny fashion which is strangely absent in some other popular shows like The Twilight Zone

But in the alternate timeline the klingons were still fucking the federation up.

Meh, it's obviously dated but I've found the stories and Shatner's acting enjoyable.

nice

> Crew please be advised, our warp core is now almost empty, we have no more dilitium crystals and we are far in Borg's space but our captain has located a M class planet who might contain an unknown form silicon-based mineral she wants to analize for her personal interest. We are therefore staying 3 more months in this sector to complete the mission. That is all.

>Attention crew, we are now approaching Dun'ki space, please be advised that the following are about to be illegal for the next 5 hours and 23 minutes; autopsies, lotteries, bronze eating utensils, Gadolinium, the use of the phrase "chilltastic" and audible flatulence.

Twilight Zone was superior to Trek in one respect: original scripts.

> Attention crew, we are about to receive the formal delegation of the Ch'ata race. Please be advise their formal greetings take the form of a large kick to the genital parts, it is stricly forbidden to lack respect to our guests, refusing would damage the peace effort. That is all.

The pilot is actually really good, the Federation/Maquis conflict will never be that good again.

>the Federation/Maquis conflict

When we will have a post nemesis trek serie?

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>"Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people – as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts... deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers... put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time... and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people will become as nasty and violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces, look at their eyes..."

>"Well, haven't you got anything to say?"
>"I feel sorry for the Jem'Hadar."

- Quark and Nog

I need more trek like this.

Voyager was literally a clean slate. They could have done anything awesome and the first thing we get is the Kazon

>Attention crew, we're standing down from Red Alert, it turns out we were being attacked by ourselves from the past

>Those of you who survived, your license to kill has been revoked

> Attention crew, we have stumble upon a new form of life copying our genetic code to create perfect clones. We have decide to help them by giving the DNA material of all the crew so the clones create a new race that will live there. Participation is mandatory.

>just watched Course: Oblivion today

> Attention crew, all senior officers are once again trap in a holodeck roleplay story bug with safety protocols removed. This time they are slaves in Ancient Egypt. Please take care of the ship and current affairs while they resolve the situation. It might take few weeks.

I just watched the DS9 episode with Punished O'Brien for the first time. Damn, I was not expecting anything this emotional, same with The Visitor earlier this season. So far, DS9 has been infinitely better than TNG and I hear that it gets even better

You are in for a treat, my friend

>there will never be a section 31 spin-off series

>the DS9 episode with Punished O'Brien
Honestly which one m8?

We do, it's called Renegades

GOAT Enterprise episode t.b.h family

Obsidian Order was shit, they were kill easily by the Dominion.

Section 31 ended up being failures too with Sloan dying stupidely.

Romulan secret services are also crap unable to keep their secrets.

Do you know who are the REAL great spies ? The ones you never heard about. ALL HAIL KLINGON SECRET SERVICES !

IF KAYKO DOESN'T MAKE ME MY FUCKIN POTATO I'M GONNA CLEAN OUT THIS GODDAMN PROMENADE.

The Pilot was a series highlight imo. Overall the first half of the series tends to be hit or miss. The best episodes happen later. If you can make it past the warp-lizard episode then you're in the clear.

>time is their enemy. We should help them defeat it.
Best worf line 2bh

>just got to the episode where the Gem Radar fleet comes through the wormhole and apparently Julian has been replaced since god knows when

Watching Pathfinder currently.

DIANNA A CUTE (which is strange because she's not that hot in TNG)

>fan productions

I really want to fuck T'pol and gently bite her ears.

Anyone here ever played STO? I stopped once i got the best ship heh

>it's a Terry Farrell decides to act episode

If DS9 had continued after Columbine I wonder if they would've done something like this.

The likes and favorites pictures need to be other cardassians and Bashir

FUCKING SPOONHEADS ON MY STATION? I WON'T GODDAMN ALLOW IT, CAPTAIN. I'LL SET MY PHASER TO 16 WIDE SPREAD AND KILL US ALL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

I made it to commander, named my new science vessel Tugger, then quit playing.
Shit was fun though

>It's a crossover episode

>serving a man tea after killing his wife

It's the best Trek desu.

What else would you serve ?

>ALL FUCKING SPOONHEADS MUST FUCKING HANG
what did he mean by this?

>tfw stationed on a miranda class starship

I'm playing the Q Winter event right fucking now

Salt

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

Savage

chili and sea bass

why is that Breen obese?

I hear it's not very good and is pretty heavily p2w now. What do you guys enjoy about it, should I give it a try?

It's fun to fly around and fight borg cubes. It gets pretty old after awhile though.

Have you thanked the 3 Messiahs of Trek today?

Best Star Trek Ive ever played in the Trek Armada III mod for Sins of a Solar Empire

Why aren't Tuvoks ears pointy?

Did he get ear reduction surgery?

he's in charge of pie eating contest
no, really

it only get's p2w towards the endgame, when you get into PvE "raids" and shit. And you can not pay a cent just either grind for dilithium or play the market for mad profits and then buy if not everything that at least enough to stay on top of shit.

Before that you can do all of the "plot" missions called episodes with just the stuff you find on the way, some of them are pretty good, some of them are meh, still I haven't seen anything more
>muh single player rpg but with other people around
t.b.h.

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oh fuck, my screenshot

>pie eating contest

WTF is going on over there

also if someone is considering playing it it may be worth it to do it right now, you can quite easily earn a ship of highest tier during the ongoing winter event, it may not be the greatest one, but it does its job all the others are quire costly.

Just watching the episode where they switch Keiko's baby into Kira.

What a contrived setup just to explain the actress' pregnancy.

BEST Trek Game coming through.

it's a winter event hosted by Q
so it's pretty silly, the rest of the game is usually serios

What would you do in that situation? Force Nana to abort her beautiful brown baby with Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi (صدّيق الطاهر الفاضل الصدّيق عبدالرحمن محمد أحمد عبدالكريم المهدي Ṣiddīq aṭ-Ṭāhir al-Fāḍil aṣ-Ṣiddīq ʿAbd ar-Raḥman Muḥammad ʾAḥmad ʿAbd al-Karīm al-Mahdī?

Is that the one where Q sends you to Voyager to be like a Security guard or some shit?

>hey guise what does escort class mean?

Probably a reference to this
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pre-post-Op T'Pol is magnificent.

Shame about model women and how once they reach their prime it's all legitimate slow hell every day for the rest of their lives watching themselves become undone and that is the purpose of their lives is to look great, but instead, botched surgery after botched surgery, they convince themselves they "still have got it!" meanwhile, people have trouble actually looking at them for more than a couple of seconds.

What should they have done? Not taken the chance to do a sci-fi twist on it?

>mfw they put the twist on the first contact scene

Have her carry Odo to hide him from Dominion agents.

KEK

Move aside, petaQ

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Haha
as a joke haha

>tfw too intelligent to watch voyager