ITT: Directors with zero good films

ITT: Directors with zero good films.

i like alpaville

Pleb

breathless is legitimately good though

>plebs like godard
>contrarians hate godard
>patricians love godard

Breathless is legitimately 5/10

Also, kill yourself op, Godard is God.

>implying Hail Mary isn't fap kino

I'd like to watch his films but I hate the French language. It sounds disgusting.

i only like french when french pornstars say "fuc moi" in porn, otherwise they sound like pigs

>plebs like godard
no
pic related

Laurence Anyways is pretty good.

>GODDARD

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Cameron Crowe, Christopher Nolan, Park Chan-wook, Gaspar NoƩ, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Harmony Korine, Sam Peckinpah, Peter Bogdanovich, David O. Russell

deal with it

this graph has so many applications on Sup Forums
stealing your idea

'? 'what? Are you retarded?

And why did you have to bump this shit thread? sm.h

Tarkovsky

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>only two of the tribe

t-t-take that b-back!

this user is correct

James Cameron

Lucio Fulci is a pretty shit director but for some reason people love the fact that his movies are campy but there really just boring movies with some decent gore.

Jodorowsky is pretty kino, the rest are kind of meh. Never really liked Nolan and always thought Korine was a pretentious douche.

accurate

true patricians know godard is dogshit

>not liking Weekend or A Woman is a Woman

Ebert likes Godard, but then again Ebert enjoyed the Happening.

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Paper Moon is fantastic

we need a template. This can apply to literally anything

ITT: Shitposting general

The kind where retards feel very welcome to hotpost

made my own

do you think i should re-name any of the titles? especially 're-enlightment'