"You*re dating your computer?"

>"You*re dating your computer?"
how do you respond?

Yes.

"Actually you should've used an apostrophe there instead of a star sign."

Beep boop no parse meatbag english

yeah

"yes"

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!?!?

>"You're dating a box of legos and you look like corey feldman in that image so shut up rooney"

Best sex of my life

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i'm gonna rape your smug fucking face roon-roon

this guy fucks a hot white girl every night. kill me.

fuck it

The more I am exposed to millenials and progressives, the less I believe in freedom and individual rights. This "style," should be illegal. His family should knock him out and give him a shave and haircut.

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4 get

It will probably be the same as real life.

>people think shes the hot one

so?

Roll

>pretending like you're not actually rolling

Yep, it was.

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rollin

I'd share my Lego

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I got a full box of Legos, if you're interested.

I don't get it, who is this guy?

Why is ue taking all these stupid photos?

...there is an idea of a Jimmy Numale some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

Pls rooneyfu

Damn sorry user

Lol she's laughing at you loser

>beard
>balding
>glasses

Guys, am I a nu male?

>i like chimpanzees

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i know it's small but i can make wonders with it.... t-trust me

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ayy

I'll be your computer tonight.

>the more i am exposed to people born after the 1970's i get triggered

kys kiddo

you got herpes and a loose vagine!

worst mara

There is nothing wrong with dating an artificial life form. Don't be such a bigot!

How do you reply?

>y-you too

Be gone foul roastie. Your lifestyle is immoral and, quite frankly, sickens me.

>who paid you to say this.
>why are you talking to me
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rel

Today I play with fate

>That earring

He is the potion seller, his potions are to strong for you, traveller

T..this is me

gimme a good face

NO WHAMMIES.... STOP!

N-no, I'm dating you, silly :3

>s-so you mean we can have sex?

but really how could a scene go from cute to nasty slut shit so quickly

he was right to stick to his PC gf

I agree that some millenials and all progressives are garbage but controlling hair styles is NK iran level bullshit. While I do want people to act in a way I like I also don't want individual rights taken from me because I know there is a possibility that people I deem retarded will get into power and make me do shit I don't want to do

y-you t-two

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Anybody have the Lego picture with her?

is that Paul Dano?

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>star sign
It's an asterisk, brew. An asterisk

Which one?

I am. My OS loves me for my personality.

Rollooney

If I can teach that thing to suck cock, you're out of here bitch.

kill yourself

The one where the Legos are apart and she appears upset, then they're put together and she's happy.

Why can't women understand the concept of happiness and try to drag any living thing experiencing it down to their debased and insane level?

Why do they want to destroy VR waifus? Just because they're never hitting the 30 year old wall like the roastie bitches?

"No, I'm dating my Draenei Paladin in Warcraft. There's a clear difference."

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Thanks user

>this was over a year ago

Lock my cock roons!

wtf, I only like cunny!

user eventually you get old enough and realize you don't have enough energy to get that upset about things that don't matter.

"N-no. She friendzoned me."

Rollan

>Legos
The plural of Lego is Lego, user.

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I'll show her

"Are you my alternative?"

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raul

you mean it's really gonna happen!?

>in appropriate

eyah

C'mon trips!

Whatever Rooney

>You will never have sex with Olivia while she wears the Tron suit

better than dating you, cunt!

>You will never have sex

ok

roll for penis surrounded by lego

>you'll never hold hands with a girl
>a girl will never say "I love you" to you
>a girl will never be happy to see you
>you'll never kiss a girl

I hate this guy. I hate his face, his hair, his neck beard, that skeleton lanky frame, i hate his gypsy scurvy girlfriend and I hate how he is on every fucking board I browse

looking at him is like looking at maggots eating necrotizing flesh. absolutely disgusting but always end up looking for a second anyway because it's repulsiveness it's only attraction

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