Why isn't he in the new Mummy?

Why isn't he in the new Mummy?

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they could put one of those green bald caps on his head and give him cg hair

because based cruise is superior in every way

He is. He's playing the Mummy.

JAJAJAJAJAA EL JUSTO, EL FORCEDO MEMEO JAJAJAJAJAJ

I don't know what the Brendanposting equivalent of a hothead is, but that's what you are.

Imagine if he just showed up on set wearing his costume from the old movie (but it's too small for him now and smells really bad) and acted like he was the star.

Is Tom Cruise's Mummy like a remake or a sequel to the original Mummy? Or is it something completely new?

because he IS the mummy

Let me set the scene

>cruise is escaping the mummy
>rolls his vehicle
>crawls out
>discovers he is trapped by a river edge
>closes his eyes and accepts his fate
>jingling of spurs can be heard
>a pair of snake skin boots step into frame
>a shotgun cocks
>camera pans up to reveal Brendan, a triumphant chord is played
>"looks like you guys are on the wrong side of the river"

That would be amusing to me.

>Brendan makes cameo in new mummy
>Mr cruise - ''What the hell happened to you?''
>Brendan - ''Long story, I just want you to know you cant beat this mummy''
>Mr cruise - ''How do you know so much''
>Brendan - ''Shes my ex-wife''

I wish, but this garbage takes place in present day. The originals took place in 1926 which would have put Brenden at 30 years old playing Rick O'Connell, making him 121 years old in Cruise's movie.

...

I doubt people would care.

>implying they can't retcon and ressurrect him with some magical bullshit

Who the fuck is this guy?

how can he have any money left?

This is perfect Brendan-tier writing, I see Brendan casually taking down a few minions before delivering the last line

he was a descendant of the pharaoh's guard. He has some weird egyptian magical powers that make him stronger or something. If brendan doesn't make a cameo I'll shoot up the theater.

then you won't get to see any clips

Yes its a remake of the original 1932 movie (or possibly based of he 50s remake)

>I am flattered as Tom Cruise is a really big movie star. I have met Tom before and he is a nice guy. He will be great and the film will be exciting. I will buy the ticket to watch it on the opening day

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He doesnt. All the royalties he gets goes to his ex-bitch cunt wife leaving him about 20 bucks for food every month.

god, what a fucking cunt

He's on the current season of The Affair, which actually does count for quite something

Hes already starring in The Alimummy

>cruise looks up and brendan
>"For you" he says
>Brendan is dumbfounded, he stares into the sky for a moment
>Brendan tilts the shotgun into his face and mutters "for me..." and pulls the trigger
>cruise then dies
>credits roll

Will Brendan be the final death of 2016?

He's not quite Barney fag, I like to call him "Danny Fag" due to his routine.

Why is this allowed?

women are the protected gender

It's progressive, friend

the dead can't act

He can't draw a nickle

...

This is very sad.
Divorce laws in this country are so fucked. Women are soulless.

I would never do this to another person. If some rich lady married me, I would never, ever, divorce her and steal her money and house and take everything she every makes for the rest of her life, no matter how much I hate her. I could never do that to another person. Look at Brendan, he is fucking broken.

Chill out guys, he actually drives a Mercedes S550 worth over $100 grand

Or atleast...he did..

nothing personel whiteknight

California

are you sure thats not a rental car?

Is that Jimmy Neutron in the reflection of that window?

Have you guys watched the Mummy? It is such trash.

>here's your tip buddy

>but Mr. Fraser this is just a napkin with your name written on it!

Didnt he get a part in some upcoming holywood film. I remember seeing it here

>implying he could afford a ticket

Brendan spends his last dollars to the ticket, but gets kicked out of the theater for no singles policy.

Is that the same guy that was making faces at Chloe? He is seriously meme worthy

>Weight: 260 lb
NANI?

kek ok hunty, ok. go back to your mountain dew and forget this happened.