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God Loking Girl ´s
>tfw hooker is disgusted with me
anime's
>tfw
lol
No wonder War Machine beat the shit out of her.
she asked for it desu la
war machine did nothing wrong
This thread ended up a lot better than I thought it would.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING NOOB
You always ask what is included in the service before meeting an escort, she just found a dumbass that she could take advantage from
What forum is that?
Misc at bodybuilding.com. Genuinely then funniest place on the internet around 2008
messages boards before 2010 were honestly the fucking great
that same atmosphere will never be replicated
Hooker stories?
>call up qt prostitute bc her location is close to mine
>shes actually hot, great tits and a soft ass
>fuck her a few different times
>one day I come by she tells me to wait in the car
>2 minutes later says I can go ahead and come up
>go into room
>350 lb Haitian dude answers the door
>uh I think I have the wrong room
>YOU HERE FO LYLA?
>y-yes
>"Lyla" comes out, introduces me to her pimp
>he's trying to set up some hard drive to her hotel tv so she can watch movies and shit
>takes like 20 minutes to hook it up
>I awkwardly hang out until he leaves
>fuck her and go
>starts trying to sell me lbs of bud (I sell bud at this point in time and she was fucking me for pot)
>No thanks, m connect is solid
>calls me 2 days later out of the blue
>Im scared user I need somewhere to go
>Uh- I don't know if thats a good idea
>Please user I'll fuck your brains out and do whatever you want I need someplace to go tonight txt me your address
>txt her my address like an idiot
>no reply
>Call her, phone turned off
>never hear from her again
>tfw still search backpage looking for her
RIP Lyla
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rip lyla
me on the right
damn :(
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