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cool ed miliband edition

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maisie

No one has ever been in an empty room

autism testing starts today boyos
terrified they'll say i'm just a weird normalfag after making a tit of myself getting assessed

Put aside the rhetoric edition
>not to be confused with the "am I tough enough? damn right Im tough enough" edition

sometimes I put emojis at the end of my post even though they won't show up

little in joke for myself aha

home from work

one of my mates was just telling me how he was with a girl for 3 years, she went to australia to "find herself" and ended up doing loads of acid in the jungle and fucking some bloke called tarzan
now she makes youtube videos about spirituality and vaccines

A.D. 1087. King William went from Normandy into France with an army, and made war upon his own lord Philip, the king of France, and slew many of his men. This being thus done, King William returned to Normandy. He fell sick, and it dreadfully ailed him. He died in Normandy, on the next day after the Nativity of St. Mary. Alas! how false and how uncertain is this world's weal! He left behind him three sons; the eldest, called Robert, who was earl in Normandy after him; the second, called William, who wore the crown after him in England; and the third, called Henry, to whom his father bequeathed immense treasure.

the 'chon really needs emojis, think it would increase the quality of discussion bigly

mad how some people manage to lose their grip on reality permanently.

taking in the last few sips of coffee before the daily slavery commences

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haha sometimes I wish I had a job so I could be part of the Brendan posting crew :)

when are the NEETs waking up?

really want ww3 to break out just to break the monotony desu

this is worse than one of those glitchgore images

christ almighty, mother of pete, etc.

>Sleep is so fucked up that my body is getting ready for bed

test

Haha yeah.

⭐

drudgery commences in 20 minutes

in a way i admire the sincerity of it though, i feel like i've been irony poisoned to the degree i cant fully believe or appreciate anything

Probably about 2, 4, and finally 6.

Found myself today

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why won't unicode allow this for me but you could get this working?
pls don't answer

This King William II then that we speak about was a very wise man, and very rich; more splendid and powerful than any of his predecessors were. This land was moreover well
filled with monks, who modelled their lives after the rule of St. Benedict. A man of any
account might go over this kingdom unhurt with his bosom full of gold. No man durst slay another, had he never so much evil done to the other; and if any churl lay with a woman against her will, he soon lost the limb that he played with.

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hrm

Alrip

I don't know, I suppose everything is relative at the end of the day. As long as they're happy I guess.
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>pls don't answer
o-ok

almost as if a big news organisation allows many competing viewpoints to be expressed

i imagine that's hard to understand if you're used to propaganda though

cannot STAND northerners

So it was in Denmark, that the Danes, a
nation that was formerly accounted the truest of all, were turned
aside to the greatest untruth, and to the greatest treachery that
ever could be. They chose and bowed to King Cnute, and swore him
oaths, and afterwards dastardly slew him in a church. It
happened also in Spain, that the heathens went and made inroads
upon the Christians, and reduced much of the country to their
dominion.

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Literally on a ferry lads

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Hate conservatives but hate liberals even more

>accidentally uploaded a photo of Xev Bellringer to my facebook
>everyone saw
>mate on the groupchat asks me what I'm playing at
>try to think of some elaborate excuse
>wake up this morning
>it was all a dream

was very scared for a moment there lads

In this land also, in the same
year, died many rich men; Stigand, Bishop of Chichester, and the
Abbot of St. Augustine, and the Abbot of Bath, and the Abbot of
Pershore, and the lord of them all, William, King of England,
that we spoke of before. After his death his son, called William
also as the father, took to the kingdom, and was blessed to king
by Archbishop Landfranc at Westminster three days ere Michaelmas
day. And all the men in England submitted to him, and swore
oaths to him.

CNN actively tells its journalists to smear Trump though
its all just business but it shows that there's not really any reason to trust the media

sO YOU are saying to me you want to count to ten, grab my old cd player, look all around me, protect my brand and inventions, then enter into a vague aesthetic philosophy

nah, don't think this _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ gimmick known as emoji posting is for me
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Actually its more like they publish stories that fit within whatever fits their narrative at the current moment. Now it needs to be why Trump's budget is bad and hurts minorities.

Also suggesting CNN isn't propaganda is beyond brainlet tier.

wow lads aren't you impressed by how many funny characters the tedious nonce can post.

had dozens of moments where someone catches me browsing Sup Forums, then I wake up and it's a dream
always use incognito windows

yeah nah

precisely

howling

youtu.be/gTs3I5dkPuc

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gobble gobble gobble

business idea: dissolve parliament and reimpose monarchical rule

Morning la

fuck off Vlad

he's tedious but productive
although the quality of the products vary from time to time, it is relatively consistent

Yes. CNN is incredibly bias toward the left. They cater to their audience by shitting on Trump and evil republicans. Kind of like what Fox did with Obama.

Do you dress yourself in the morning or do you need someone to do it for you?

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

is PJdub a little bendy wendy?
he gets weirder and weirder as time slides forward

just wanted to see if any emojis worked t󠀤bh :/

Lancashire should annex Yorkshire desu

actually have a few business ideas

9 minutes till toil

>toward the left
More towards liberalism than the left. Clinton, not Sanders. A bit like our Guardian before the most recent election.

A.D. 1112. All this year remained the King Henry in Normandy on
account of the broils that he had with France, and with the Earl
of Anjou.

A.D. 1114. In this year held the King Henry his court on the
Nativity at Windsor. And at midsummer he went with an army into Wales; and
the Welsh came and made peace with the king. And he let men
build castles therein.

This year, in the latter end of May, was
seen an uncommon star with a long train, shining many nights. In
this year also was so great an ebb of the tide everywhere in one
day, as no man remembered before; so that men went riding and
walking over the Thames.

Feelin' fine

Any Kek man in?

everything's fin-
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A.D. 1115. This year was the King Henry on the Nativity in
Normandy. And whilst he was there, he contrived that all the
head men in Normandy did homage and fealty to his son William,
whom he had by his queen. And after this, in the month of July,
he returned to England This year was the winter so severe,
with snow and with frost, that no man who was then living ever
remembered one more severe

A.D. 1116. In this year was the King Henry on the Nativity at
St. Alban's. And the king soon after Easter went over sea
into Normandy.

A.D. 1117. All this year remained the King Henry, in Normandy,
on account of the hostility of the King of France and his other
neighbours.

would love to get at newspaper archives and see how often this kind of fuckup happens.
(In the 2007 election the SNP beat Labour by 1 seat.)

>suspect packages containing white powder sent to theresa may

honestly terrified of some massive disease outbreak
way worse than anything and most Westerners have such weak immune systems from living ultra-sterile lives

and the Peterborough passport office

A.D. 1118. All this year abode the King Henry in Normandy on
account of the war of the King of France and the Earl of Anjou,
and the Earl of Flanders. By this war was
the king much exhausted, and he was a great loser both in land
and money.

A.D. 1119. All this year continued the King Henry in Normandy;
and he was greatly perplexed by the hostility of the King of
France.

A.D. 1120. This year were reconciled the King of England and the
King of France

A.D. 1121. This year was the King Henry at Christmas at Bramton. And the Welsh came against him; and after the
king's will they accorded with him.

A.D. 1122. In this year was the King Henry at Christmas in
Norwich, and at Easter in Northampton.

morning lads
morning nonce

A.D. 1125. In this year sent the King Henry bade that all the mint-men that
were in England should be mutilated in their limbs; that was,
that they should lose each of them the right hand, and their
testicles beneath. This was because the man that had a pound
could not lay out a penny at a market.
And the Bishop Roger of
Salisbury sent over all England, and bade them all that they
should come to Winchester at Christmas. When they came thither,
then were they taken one by one, and deprived each of the right
hand and the testicles beneath.

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might become a full time neet

getting a tan is the cheapest and easiest way to normify one's appearance desu

A.D. 1126. King Henry came from Normandy after harvest. Then after Michaelmas came David, the king of the
Scots, from Scotland to this land; and the King Henry received
him with great worship. There was David the king of the Scots, learned and lewd.


A.D. 1128. All this year was the King Henry in Normandy, on
account of the hostility that was between him and his nephew, the
Earl of Flanders. But the earl was wounded in a fight by a
swain; and so wounded he went to the monastery of St. Bertin;
where he soon became a monk, lived five days afterwards, then
died, and was there buried. God honour his soul.

doin a headache

ate 2 steaks last night and now i feel like ive been poisoned

Should I just eat the chocolate muffin I've been saving or go out and buy dinner?

both

Just passing the breakwater now

have a pleasant journey x

The idea was to be economical but I suppose I can spoil myself a bit after living so frugal for so long. Gonna get some Maccas now and have the muffin for dessert. Feel like I beat the system recently when I realised I could just add patties on the hamburger for $1. I can get 3 double hamburgers for less than 1 quarter pounder.

you enjoy yourself lad, have a good dinner.

trains are fucked so i'm toiling from home lads

Does anyone's muscles constantly feel sore between the pecs and underarms?

toiling hard or hardly toiling ;)

probably from having to carry that massive belly around

I'm 5'6 130

Cheers la

how to be part-time neet?

Hi I have engrish question. how do you call people who are hikikomori, love literature, movies, something cultural stuffs?
Is Geek correct? (I think geeks are also hikikomori but they prefer mathematics and technology and they are not cultural except anime)

>5'6
Strewth

your tits then

Bookworm/nerd, but the terms have kind of dropped off since 90s/2000s