Tis the season then
Tis the season then
Here you go OP, try again
Because Star Wars is in the North Pole
kek
i fucking hate this board
UNNNNLIIIMIIITTTEEED PRESENTSSSS
tfw I remember this from last year
ho, Ho, HO
Wow
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Any of you guys got the halo elite doing the sheev spin gif ?
based Sheev would love Christmas desu
I have it at home but I'm at work right now.
Ill try keep this thread alive
I KNOW! I'll TRY GIVING! THAT'S A GOOD TRICK
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GOOD! GOOD! Let the spirit of the holidays flow through you.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to Father Christmas...
...
He told me enough! He told me YOU celebrated them!
I am the crib!
Why has no one made a WEBM of this edited into the AURRRGGGHHHHHH Sheev spin?
Is there a poor man's after effects out there somewhere?
Do not be too proud of the quantity of presents you have received.
The ability to receive gifts is insignificant compared to the spirit of giving
That's it...the presents are there!
>"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of St Nick the Jolly?"
>"No"
>"I thought not. It's not a story your parents would tell you. It's a Childhood legend. St Nick was a Present Giver of the Elves, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Sleigh bells to influence the Children to create...Joy. He had such a knowledge of Xmas, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from the naughty list"
>"He could actually...save people from the list?"
>"The naughty section of the list is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be non-festive"
Ho Ho HOAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!
>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING PRESENTS TO THE YOUNGLINGS NOT DEATH
kek
Did she give him head for christmas?
Oh god more pls
>Dasher standing by
>Donner standing by
>Prancer standing by
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
This sounds entertaining
>a SAINT NICK??
Execute order sainty-nick's
>I have waited 364 days for this moment
>my little
>green
>elves
its been another year
Is that spin move he does how they make candy canes?
Palpatine strokes a nearby present
You... want this, don't you?
Damn, Sheev look like that?!
>Noone's parodying TFA because that fucking shit movie is unquotable/unmemorable
What a sad meme you still believe in
>death and the dark side are the same
Dropped
The only line anyone remembers is from a trailer
>Its true, all of it
Haha
the star wars prequels are the gift that keeps on giving
>Only St. Nick deals in absolutes.
>I hate snow... it's cold and it's wet and it gets all over the sleigh
I can feel your Christmas spirit. Gives you focus. Makes you jolly.
Heh
>Cheer leads to jolliness
>Jolliness leads to goodwill
>Goodwill leads to figgy pudding
>You fought in the snow wars?
Tell that to Kanjiklub
you made me smile on a depressing day. thank you.
>B-but Santa Han! The chances of delivering toys to all the good girls and boys is ten million seven hundred and thirty thousand to one !!
Probably. They had an affair.
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What did he mean by this?
Obi-Wan never told you about Christmas Day
>ANAKIN, SAINT NICHOLAS IS JOLLY
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE ELVES ARE JOLLY
Then on order 66 Eve,
Sheev came to say,
"Anakin with your saber so bright,
won't you guide my clone army tonight?"
Then how the Jedi feared him,
As they shouted out their pleas,
Anakin, the dark lord apprentice,
You'll go down in history
>Much manger i sense in you
VADER WITH YOUR BLADE SO BRIGHT
WON'T YOU SLAY SOME KIDS TONIGHT
All the Jedis down in the council loved democracy a lot.
But the Sheev who lived just north of the council
DID
NOT
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHANCELLOR PALPATINE
YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING CHRISTMAS JOY TO THE CHILDREN NOT SLAY THEM
feels like yesterday
" I have brought presents to my new empire"
"Your new empire? Anakin, those presents were for the younglings, for the padawans"
>this post
UNLIMITED AUTISM!!!!
I got exactly what you need friendo
Thanks.
YOUR NEW PRESENTS?
If you're not on the nice list... you're naughty!
Only a Grinch deals in absolutes
God why is RotS so perfect?
what would be going on right now if the prequels were what we expected them to be?
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You mean if say George Lucas had kept the Darth Jar Jar idea and revealed it in Episode 3? The Prequels would be regarded as filmmaking masterpieces with the greatest plot twist ever, even bigger than Vader being Luke's father.
Everyone would have forgiven George and understanding finally the true nature of Jar Jar.
...but since everyone hated Jar Jar so much, Lucas abandoned the character entierely.
>We're looking for a reindeer for a Holly Jolly Sleigh
do any of you have that clip from sheev talking to anakin about the flight plan?
>gimme a hug man
>...a-a story, my lord?
Post more T H I C C sheevs please
how do find that? reverse search doesn't bring up facebook, instagram etc.
I BYPASSED THE NAUGHTY KIDS
fuck off samefag. go to reddit if you want retarded upvotes
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
damn no wonder half the galaxy going after ya boy sheev - lookin thicc with that WAGON tho
This is fucking Reddit mods please ban everyone on this thread
Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got for Christmas?
A. He felt his PRESENTS
Must suck when you're a faggot but you hate sucking cock
It's true.. .All of it.
Santa, elves and the north pole....it's all true.
>tfw still here
Seriously--how do we escape? I don't go to r9k or pol anymore but I can't leave this godforsaken board. Fucking kill me
Holy fucking kek
Someone save this fucking thread.
I.
AM.
THE SANTA.
>NOT YET.
KEKKKKK
>So this is how dinner is served
>With cranberry sauce
We need an image/text for
>Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?