Name them, Sup Forums

name them, Sup Forums

hardmode: alliteration

Antonio and André

TSUUUUUUUUU and SIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cristiano and Ronaldo

TSUUU

offside and penalty

TAP and IN

his first son is already called that way

The right one is a female

Adolfo and Jose, send one to Barca's academy and the other to Real's, just to let us witness the World War derby

S and P

lionel and antonella

Test and tube

If the name is already taken he may call it Cristiano_7

Pretty sure it's Mateo and Eva

love and cocks

Ywn get to fuck cr7s daughter.

So he used a surrogate mother again? or are they from his "gf"

if he used a surrogate mother this is illegal since 2012

of course being a halal player nothing will happen

these are tube ones and his current gf is pregnant with another

Perro and Kaka

Test tube babbies.

he's probably already thrown away that little aladin monkey he had until now

Manuel e Maria

Leo and Messi

in the full pic you can see the watch is nearly as big as the babies

>tfw he will never impregnate you with genetic freak babies

manlets incoming

Cristiano jr. and Cristina

THEY LOOK BLACK AGAIN! FFS RONALDO! GET A BLONDE QT TEST TUBE RETARD!

Older son: Cristiano
Male twin: Ronaldo
Female twin: Sue

Dinner is ready, the girl is playing in her room so granny shouts: SUUUUUUUUUUUE.... dinner's ready

Whites are genetic failures.

so like, was he there to see them be born? or do they just like ship the babies to you with UPS when they're done

Spee and Spuh

whats TSUU's parents names are?

Alex and Jose

he was playing for portugal

Maria Dolores and José Dinis

HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

tso and tsa

put ''JR'' to those names and its done

So they are the midfields or defenders of his futur team made of his sons

His first son being obviously the false 9 of the tam

this might actually be the correct answer

Underrated

Ranheta and Facada

Georgina's kid will be Cocó

Awwwww babies are so cute look at the feet

Those kids need their mother, is he going to breastfeed them or what? Can someone stop this narcissistic monster already?

Are you for outlawing single parenthhods?

kek

>allowing TSUUUUU to raise FOUR kids

Tax and Evade

Era and Penal.

They are Lebensborn.
He can get the best breast feeders whenever he wants, no need for mothers

Lionel and Messi

pay and taxes

one of them is black wtff


Tap and In btw

Easy.
Christiano and Christiano

CR7, CR17 or CR9

lmao

nigga, they needs all the melanins they can get

Wenger and Out

Lionel and Antonella

Portu and the Gal

i just read that they were born on 8th june and today is the first time he sees them

Perro and Caca

Middle name: SKEEUP

Cristian and Cristina

i lol'd at first but then i realized what a terrible life that child has and now i feel bad for him

he has only eyes for the boy
really made me think

Poo and loo

he knows which one will become the GOAT
the other will become a whore relying on daddy's money

Pen and System

why does he keep having these half-black babies

tsu and sim

>indios chatting shit @ india

>implying he's not already dreamin of that thin booty to shake

Ron y Aldo

underrated post!!

malmö and espanyol

cause you just know he's gonna fuck em

Freekick and Penalty.

wait Ronaldo isn't his real surname?

wtf is up with this family.

comedy gold 2bh

his father's favorite actor was Ronald Reagan. He named his son Ronaldo in honor of him

not even joking, google it

no, reagan was his mother's favourite actor. she said it in a documentary

his aunt wanted to name him cristiano and his mother settled on Cristiano Ronaldo

>ronaldo
>scoring free kicks

Lmao are they gonna be black again

tsunaldo must hate being white youknow with the constant spraytanning and stuff

He's not white by Sup Forums standards

no one is white by Sup Forums standards

Muculmano and Mohammed

hes white looks like typical iberian even if he is from that shitty island

t. Preston Sanchez

only colombians and central americans have names like that

Mediterranean people are not white.

That's just a fact.

well, he's not med...

t.Tona la negra

And Iberian, and Slavs.

there you go

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>paying 200k a head for nigglets
What a disgrace

I am happy for Tsuu