name them, Sup Forums
hardmode: alliteration
name them, Sup Forums
hardmode: alliteration
Antonio and André
TSUUUUUUUUU and SIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Cristiano and Ronaldo
TSUUU
offside and penalty
TAP and IN
his first son is already called that way
The right one is a female
Adolfo and Jose, send one to Barca's academy and the other to Real's, just to let us witness the World War derby
S and P
lionel and antonella
Test and tube
If the name is already taken he may call it Cristiano_7
Pretty sure it's Mateo and Eva
love and cocks
Ywn get to fuck cr7s daughter.
So he used a surrogate mother again? or are they from his "gf"
if he used a surrogate mother this is illegal since 2012
of course being a halal player nothing will happen
these are tube ones and his current gf is pregnant with another
Perro and Kaka
Test tube babbies.
he's probably already thrown away that little aladin monkey he had until now
Manuel e Maria
Leo and Messi
in the full pic you can see the watch is nearly as big as the babies
>tfw he will never impregnate you with genetic freak babies
manlets incoming
Cristiano jr. and Cristina
THEY LOOK BLACK AGAIN! FFS RONALDO! GET A BLONDE QT TEST TUBE RETARD!
Older son: Cristiano
Male twin: Ronaldo
Female twin: Sue
Dinner is ready, the girl is playing in her room so granny shouts: SUUUUUUUUUUUE.... dinner's ready
Whites are genetic failures.
so like, was he there to see them be born? or do they just like ship the babies to you with UPS when they're done
Spee and Spuh
whats TSUU's parents names are?
Alex and Jose
he was playing for portugal
Maria Dolores and José Dinis
HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
tso and tsa
put ''JR'' to those names and its done
So they are the midfields or defenders of his futur team made of his sons
His first son being obviously the false 9 of the tam
this might actually be the correct answer
Underrated
Ranheta and Facada
Georgina's kid will be Cocó
Awwwww babies are so cute look at the feet
Those kids need their mother, is he going to breastfeed them or what? Can someone stop this narcissistic monster already?
Are you for outlawing single parenthhods?
kek
>allowing TSUUUUU to raise FOUR kids
Tax and Evade
Era and Penal.
They are Lebensborn.
He can get the best breast feeders whenever he wants, no need for mothers
Lionel and Messi
pay and taxes
one of them is black wtff
Tap and In btw
Easy.
Christiano and Christiano
CR7, CR17 or CR9
lmao
nigga, they needs all the melanins they can get
Wenger and Out
Lionel and Antonella
Portu and the Gal
i just read that they were born on 8th june and today is the first time he sees them
Perro and Caca
Middle name: SKEEUP
Cristian and Cristina
i lol'd at first but then i realized what a terrible life that child has and now i feel bad for him
he has only eyes for the boy
really made me think
Poo and loo
he knows which one will become the GOAT
the other will become a whore relying on daddy's money
Pen and System
why does he keep having these half-black babies
tsu and sim
>indios chatting shit @ india
>implying he's not already dreamin of that thin booty to shake
Ron y Aldo
underrated post!!
malmö and espanyol
cause you just know he's gonna fuck em
Freekick and Penalty.
wait Ronaldo isn't his real surname?
wtf is up with this family.
comedy gold 2bh
his father's favorite actor was Ronald Reagan. He named his son Ronaldo in honor of him
not even joking, google it
no, reagan was his mother's favourite actor. she said it in a documentary
his aunt wanted to name him cristiano and his mother settled on Cristiano Ronaldo
>ronaldo
>scoring free kicks
Lmao are they gonna be black again
tsunaldo must hate being white youknow with the constant spraytanning and stuff
He's not white by Sup Forums standards
no one is white by Sup Forums standards
Muculmano and Mohammed
hes white looks like typical iberian even if he is from that shitty island
t. Preston Sanchez
only colombians and central americans have names like that
Mediterranean people are not white.
That's just a fact.
well, he's not med...
t.Tona la negra
And Iberian, and Slavs.
there you go
...
>paying 200k a head for nigglets
What a disgrace
I am happy for Tsuu