Anyone else concerned about yellow stone erupting?

Anyone else concerned about yellow stone erupting?

nope

Should be more concerned with shillary.

yes, i wish it was in europe. where it would cleanse europe and americans could repopulate it as a stronghold for whites once again!

> Yellowstone erupting

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

I live in eastern Canada. So......no.I'll bet a well have long winters and no summers for a few years.

>Said 60% white to 95% white.

>its been six months apparently

Not really. I don't really have any control over whether or not that thing goes.

I'm about as ready for any number of possible happenings as I will realistically get, so whatever happens happens.

i'd like to see those stats updated.

Nope.

Fuk u, I havde had my Sup Forums account for over 5 years and have all my favorites bookmarked and over 25000 reputation points and upvotes

>Having a nigger president is OK
>Having 40 million niggers is OK
>Having 55 million spics is OK
>Inventing feminism and SJW´s is OK
>Being 60% white is OK
>America is based as fuck and not cucked

Let us all appreciate that while us Ahmeds in countries like Sweden, Germany, UK and France are all "cucked", done for and should "be nuked" and "genocided". At least we still have America, the great uncucked white haven of conservatism, strict immigration laws and common sense.

Yes, lets appreciate and ponder on that for a while.

>once again

Reading comprehension Hans. Don't forget to read 3 chapters of the Koran tonight.

I'm more concerned with my eruption inside your mum tbhfam

Comfort breeds weakness. We were so successful we fucked ourselves.

you're in for bad times, worse than what is going on here

and you'll be here spouting the same shit as your country and continent swirls the drain

enjoy that close proximity to africa

No. Because I'm not autistic

Well it'll cause millions of death as well as famine and starvation. It'll also give us a metric fuckton of volcanic ash to sell as fertilizer. We'll be selling volcanoc ash to mix into European shit soil and turn it into glorious American fertile soil.

dont the estimates that its overdue have a vague range of thousands of years?

Geologists have been bleeding pressure from Yellowstone for decades, it's not going to blow

A small margin of error on a geological timescale

Gold to you sir.

I pray to KEK everyday.

The old one's sleep needs to be awakened by meme magic.

We didn't invent feminism. European culture is infinitely more cucked. The only reference you have for the US is MTV, McDonalds, and the Iraq war

>invented

Lets not forget who actually invented the SJW movement britcuck, after all it was the british who defended the soviets so fiercely and even ignored their spy rings during ww2. The ammount of information those snow niggers siphoned from the US and UK gave them the status for the decades to come polutting their shit tier ideology across the globe.

Anyone else concerned about people acting informed after seeing a topic mentioned on Sup Forums a few days ago?

>On an island
>With any luck about to leave the EU
>EU will still have their doors open
>Loads of foreigners saying they will leave the UK if we leave the EU
>Even if we don't leave the EU, UK residents are getting comfortable with hard right opinions
I'm feeling quite comfortable, to be honest.

It's been floating around a lot longer than that. It's even been in the mainstream news.

Kek hasn't willed it yet so I would be concerned if it prematurely erupticated.

It will fix global warming, so no.

I will delete my account after i deleted all my emails.

hillary wins it erupts

I womder if we could set a Tsar tier nuke off 200 metres below Yellowstone, would that trigger the eruption?

Even Fat Man would...

Or what if the New Madrid fault started earthquaking up? That could have some serious repercussions.

We even held an NLE to practice for such a thing the other year.

>Global warming is bad
It will provide fresh and food world wide.

This. Depressurizing via geothermal drilling has been going on for decades now.

Besides, if an eruption is imminent then you just create a high-pressure system to reduce the spread of ash.

Who knew that geologists actually thought that the could control the pressure and forces of a FUCKING PLANET. Good god they're the most insufferable cunts going.
The shit will do It's thing when ever the hell it want's, despite all the actions of the bald headed ant like creatures and their pipes.

Nope

Concerned? Weird way of saying excited.

i dunno
just drop some ice there and be done with it, whats the worry 'bout?

What would actually happen?

It's never gonna happen.

Why be worried about shit that will happen no matter what I do?

Just nuke Yellowstone and be done with it

>concerned

Lol, I hope it goes off, fuck this gay earth.

>yellowstone erupts
>covers California in hot ash and Magma

Femalenism only came to be because all our lads were out fighting in the wars abd not keeping their women occupied with cooking dinner

Something like nuclear winter, the ash would block out the sky and niggers would become invisible.

Well no not really

you did invent 2nd and 3rd wave feminism ans sjw's

>muh soviet subversion

this stuff thrived in the usa, it's an american cultural phenomenon primarily, just like white guilt, "intersectionality", "rape culture" etc. all this crap originates in murrica.

and lets not forget the bbc worship you spread in every facet of media, from your sports to your music to tv and movies.

america is king cuck, everyone knows it.

Superheating that much water would make the Tsar Bomba look like popping a pimple.

Don't mean to cause too much alarm, but two days ago there was a 3.7 magnitude Earthquake @ 9km depth.

This wouldn't mean much on its own, except that this was in line with the heart of the caldera.

Sooooooooooo, uh oh! Could only be a matter of years now.

BURGERFUGEES
*Leave you beaners and dindus behind*
WELCOME

No, I live outside the killzone.

This is why we must escape Earth soon

The true killzone is anywhere near urban city centres in North America. Because you're going to be killed for a can of beans.

Literally everyone on Earth will die if Yellowstone erupts, the atmosphere will be so full of ash that no plants will grow.

Thats arguable. Other predictions show eastern Canada will be fine, but the rest of the continent will be under several feet of ash.

Like you do realize this thing goes off every so often and its actually normal right?

That's completely wrong, but good effort.

Haven't you ever wondered why things exist now given these supervolcanoes have erupted thousands of times over the course of the Earth's existence?

Not really, I always wanted to live in Vvardenfell

when you said concerned about, did you actually mean praying for?

because yes.

Over 20 large craters have been produced in the past 14,000 years, resulting in such features as Mary Bay, Turbid Lake, and Indian Pond which was created in an eruption about 1300 BC.

I think we even had indians at that time and they have cave paintings about it. Europe etc sure didnt have their sky blotted out.

/thread
/board

PLEASE LORD KEK
BLESS YOUR HUMBLE FAITHFUL WITH REPEATING DIGITS SO THAT I CAN UNLEASH THE STONE OF YELLOW UPON THE ANGLOS

Well, there was that one guy who threw himself into one of the geysers and was swallowed up by the boiling pit.

One can assume he either appeased the volcano god and assured Yellowstone remains dormant for another century, or he his sacrifice will call forth the eruption shortly.

>>muh soviet subversion
don't be willfully ignorant

the 60's was prime commie slime time

Also interesting, the hotspot has moved a full state over millions of years apparently, and it seems to follow the flat land which I assume is probably lower, and weaker than all those mountains around it.

Seems to have bottled up in the eastern mountains.

Nope, my only concern will be the influx of muricans fleeing to Brazil after US become uninhabitable.

Its not the hotspot that moves, but the plate above it. The smooth areas are previous calderas where the hotspot blew a hole through the mountains.

The last supervolcano was Toba, around 75,000 years ago.

The image here is factually accurate, but doesn't take in account of the logarithmic nature of externalities. There will be a solar blackout for 4-10 years, reducing temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere by 10-12C. It's believed that supervolcanoes of the magnitude of Yellowstone may in fact trigger ice ages. This says nothing for the effect of ash on the environment and local atmosphere over the 15-20 year period after the eruption, or the projected weather patterns pushing everything Northerly once the blackout occurs.

So Canada is beyond fucked. Worse off than the USA itself.

That's okay I'll move to Europe, the massive influx of white refugee's will offset the sandnigs.

Good luck getting into the EU countries.

I'm sure if we leave the EU, you'd be welcome into the UK at least.

I can see most of you charmers don't have a clue about what yellowstone's eventual eruption actually means.
it's an extinction level event.

Aren't people from commonwealths automatically allowed to travel to other parts of the empire?

It is on paper, but you should keep in mind that three yellowstone eruptions have been survived by humanity so far. And they didn't even have the ability to produce fire.

You should also keep in mind that once things settle down again after a couple of decades, the Earth will be a veritable paradise with regards to soil fertility. And it'll kill off most of the poor and stupid.

Travel to, yes. Move to, no.

I was actually thinking that for a second, but theres other areas around boise that arent caldera holes.

>extinction

Maybe for white people, but the jews have their DUMBS

Yes and no.

I'm in Florida, so I most likely won't be directly affected by ash fall. However, the ash will cover the Midwest, basically killing all the crops. America will have to survive on oranges, avocados, grapes, and packaged foods.

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>So Canada is beyond fucked. Worse off than the USA itself.

Yea except Canada stretches much further out east than the US, and youre an idiot grasping at straws.

Let the chinks and hipster faggots melt for all I care.

>last supervolcano was toba

What is krakatoa?

And yes krakatoa was a shit one, but Tambora in 1815 along with the unnamed vei 7 from 1808 got pretty close to what we will see.

They're supervolcanoes, and they were massive caldera eruptions. It's just that Yellowstone dwarfs them.

It's like saying the flatiron building isn't a skyscraper because the burj Khalifa exists.

This
If Yellow Stone erupts it will ultimately be a good thing.
It means we get to start over, or at least some part of humanity does. That's pretty much the only way to fix the broken system right now anyway. Completely tear it down, and build it from the ground up.

Tis racist ya filthy sassenach

Krakatoa was an atypical eruption process, not in any way a supervolcano.

The mountain, due to abnormal pressures caused by the combating forces of the caldera and the mountain itself caused a rare eruption where the mountain literally exploded. This ended up ejecting materials close to the speed of sound.

The effects of the explosion were severe, but miniscule in comparison to a supervolcano of Toba, let alone even the smallest of Yellowstones'.

Absolutely. And really, you'll be fine if you aren't an idiot after the event (and quite far away). There will be warning signs beforehand which will be the cue to buy a lot of tinned foods and preserved drinks. I would recommend a lot of wine.

I hope it does. We need an extinction event.

>extinction level event

Wew lad. An explosion 2/3 the size of Yellowstone didn't even kill prehistoric japanese in Kyushu, much less all of japan.

Besides the massive upheaval and initial fuckery of losing the western United States (the old maps aren't showing the newly discovered size of the caldera all the way to cali and Oregon) everything at the end of the greater than 1 inch ash dump line will be fine. There will be panic and food shortages, but modern fertilizer farming and the existence of the southern hemisphere will never allow the fallout to get that bad. Not only will we not see a human extinction worldwide, but we won't even see it in the continental United States.

And 10 years down the road, the extreme mineral upheaval and freshly volcanically fertilized soil will spark a Midwest golden age.

No. Just because it might erupt doesn't mean the whole thing will go off to the max. Read about it, if any eruption happens anytime soon it will most likely be a moderate one, not a USA-end one.

>but modern fertilizer farming and the existence of the southern hemisphere will never allow the fallout to get that bad.


Yup, we'll be just fine.

Wew lad, I'll be safe Michaburger here

I DO love me some avocados.

>rare eruption where the mountain exploded

It's not that rare. Krakatoa is one, Mount Tambora is another, the unnamed one is also another, the Kyushu eruptions were the same.

If anything, the Yellowstone Hotspot and supercaldera is atypical in the way that there is no defined volcanic mountain where the pressure will flock to. Most of them are like a pimple and burst before they get to such size because of this, although mountain chains go up all the time. Mountains popping tops are the most frequent.

Yellowstone park and it's hot springs are where the caldera is coming to a head. The deeper parts extend to Oregon and California as well as an offshoot in Washington.

The Yellowstone caldera can fill and take more pressure because of this, which gives geologists an argument about it staying not exploded for longer.

But when she goes, it will be unlike any caldera eruption that came to Yellowstone before. The internal expulsion will be as large as the external upheaval of the caldera exploding.

It was all the Brits' fault, they are keeping us down.

Okay, keep that nigger mentality of yours, after all you are a bunch of niggers.
Just remember it was us who wanted to go to war against the USSR and forced you to do so with the Iron Curtain speech. Just remember that it was you allied with the USSR in a last-ditch attempt to allow the Communists to take the Suez Canal. Fuck off, filthy yank.

A projected minor ejection will be at least 25% of its volume. The area of the caldera has been accurately estimated and punching in the numbers gives us 777 cubic miles of ejected material.
Is a modest expectation.

Not only that, but south America (and even Africa, but they will be dragged kicking and screaming) will see astounding growth and prosperity like never before. The southern hemisphere will become the breadbasket of the world for at least a decade.

Brazil might even become a superpower in that short time.

Unfortunately, it will be every bit as massive as they fear. There is no head to the pimple like with other supervolcanoes. Yellowstone is the eruption point when it happens.

The top of the mountains blow off with normal ones. Even old Yellowstone had volcanic pressure release points at the epicenter.

The ejection will be 700+ cubic miles, but the upheaval will be just as large.

Krakatoa didn't pop its top. That's why it was so bad, so loud and so harmful. The ejection came from the side, below to top. This is a very rare eruption. The rest of what you say is accurate enough.