Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?

Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?

*they kiss*

>Uh, excuse me Steve but weren't you just some irrelevant pipsqueak manlet 4F before they plucked you from obscurity and fed you a bunch of horse steroids?

i wonder how bald this guy chris evans would be without hollywood magic.

billionaire genius manlet quipmaster

If you take that suit off, I will die

His hairline is about as bad as Downey Jr's. Half of Sup Forums will be lucky if they have anywhere near as much hair as he does when they hit his age (35, by the way).

Place your bets.

IM TONY STARK

I WAS ABLE TO BUILD A SUIT IN A CAVE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

Naked.

You're an iron guy

>put on the suit, lets find out
>put on the suit
>put on the suit
why was Steve so needy fighting Tony?

Isn't RDJ a lot shorter?

How are they looking eye to eye?

I'd be Robert DOWN HERE, JR!

...

For you

Uh, a big man? Is this a trick question?

ferr ous

Big guy in a mask take that off what are are you
In extreme pain

fuck you for being funny

>yfw RDJ is literally standing on a box during this shot

Yes. They make other actors and actresses take their shoes off when near RDJ otherwise he's show his real height of somewhere around 5'8" every scene. He also uses ramps.

It's nice to know that no matter how much more wealthy RDJ is than I will ever be, I can be secure knowing that in his core he hates himself for being dangerously close to a midget and hiding it in the most pathetic ways imaginable. I almost guarantee he has considered that Gattaca surgery.

>ABLOO BLOO BLOO