The Ranch

Why the fuck aren't you watching this Sup Forums?

>opening joke is about pissing in Wayne Gretzsky's mouth

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>Sam Elliott

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>Midwestern comfy

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>Sitcom comfy

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I mean, seriously Sup Forums, why aren't you watching this Sup Forums?

i dont support scientology

>Makes fun of Tom Brady whole first episode

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>Makes fun of global warming

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>Makes fun of Obama

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>Births a calf so they can raise her and slaughter her for dinner

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>Makes fun of the kid for "following his dreams" instead of coming back and helping the family around the farm

Like...what the fuck? Why aren't you watching this?

>Jokes about how guns are a normal part of life

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>Makes fun of his kid for not being able to take a joke

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>Traditional American values not wanting charity cases and handouts and what a man earns

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Like, holy shit, this is the greatest show ever.

>Shilling on Sup Forums

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Fuck off.

Because Ashton Kutcher sucks. The best thing he did with his career post 70s Show was knock up Mila Kunis.

because it sucks now go kys

I don't think it sucks.

He doesn't suck. And yeah, I'd like to knock up Mila Kunis, too.

Nah.

>not shilling

>waits 10 minutes between each post with similar phrasing to garner interest in the show

Hmm...

>I don't think it sucks
That's because you have shit taste or shilling this horrible Netflix sitcom
I've seen a couple of episodes, wanted it to succeed but fuck me even with cursing, it's worse than Two and a Half Men
Quit shilling this horrible shit and delete this thread Holy shit

i love how blatant netflix shills are

>Ashton Kutcher

Dropped like a rock.

>deliberately ignores that this is scientology bait

fuck off shill go pray

This user knows what's up.

>Midwestern comfy
this meme needs to die, comedies can get away with not being funny because they're 'comfy'?

No.

No.

No.

How is it scientology bait? I don't understand.

I think it's funny.

>Men at Work cancelled
>Danny Masterson has to work with Ashton again instead of his comfy crew
ew

>No.

Great effort, but not an argument

I'm not arguing. I'm saying I like the show.

The show sucks
Argument started

>I'm not arguing. I'm saying I like the show.
>by telling other people "no" to their opinions
No.

Okay. I don't want to argue. I came here to say I like the show.

I wasn't denouncing anyone's opinion.

>Quit shilling this horrible shit and delete this thread.

I said, "No."

>user says I'm shilling.

I say, "No."

>again, user says I'm shilling.

I say, "No."

You can say whatever the fuck you wan, but your intention with this thread is to shill that horrible show

Cease and desist at once

No.

Elisha Cuthbert and her tits are in it too.

But still not enough for me to watch. That whole "we wuz ranchers n shit but dem banks took it away with their mind powers now git your con fed asses to work" shit is depressing.

Where the fuck is this from?

NETFLIX ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT VIRAL MARKETING DIVISION GET THE FUCK OUT

Canned laughter in 2016

danny masterson is hyde?

Isn't this the poor man's That's 70's Show?