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Wales edition

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FUCK THIS GENERAL

2st

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nigger edition

got called a moral relativist in greggs

cackling to myself at roger fedora
im genuinely hysterical

im not racist but

Facts are merely opinions shared by a majority.

anime

wow - a Salvadorian! i can get behind this gimmickry

got called Gregg in Waitrose lads

>nigger

sue

got called a thalmor in /balt/ lads

we need to reassess our most basic axiomatic assumptions

>burn your own house down
>get free house
>'i want a bigger one'

LOL

You can get behind me every time you want buddy... if you catch my drift (no homo)

*spits on you*

Got a call from Gregg about some racist

Was just about to post this.

The fucking sense of entitlement is incredible.

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-40498188/grenfell-tower-child-survivor-give-us-houses-that-we-want

police still en route
they stopped to get ice cream cos the heat

nigger

Shan't be watching it, what is their justification

>alphabay doing an exit scam

glad i never used that booky shit

You'll work for me one day

how can i get british accent gains?

i would love to have a lancaster accent. how do i acquire it?

>burn your free house down

ftfy

Move to lancaster

kino

youtube.com/watch?v=bLmiZcU_lIQ

why do you think the crime rate dropped so much in the 90s and 00s?

>we're too traumatised to go back into bog-standard housing, we need luxury penthouses

>booky shit
hello n*****

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you cant and you will sound like a fool if you try

n*ggers calmed down a bit

watch lancaster youtubers

Hate being addicted to smokes, makes one feel like a desperate junkie when you become flustered, irritable and incapable of functioning appropriately because you have a chemical dependency on nicotine. Fuck this corporate rodent trap lads.

every time any dark web site goes down people go into hysterics about exit scams

theyre nonwhite what do you expect

*literally heems you to death*

Need a willy

>"it's too small and it's too far away from daughter's school"

AB has always been shit, dont know why people use it

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>n*****

ye but why?

Why is it doing that? Does he intentionally keep them out of sync by a splitsecond? If they lined up it'd just be the same each time

I thought they got given luxury million pound apartments already?

flase flag not even residents

None. They're actively turning down accommodation because they think they're entitled to more.

This cunt as well.

express.co.uk/news/uk/824859/Grenfell-Tower-fire-resident-Earls-Court-Kensington-Chelsea-council

might cover the whole body in bio oil and see what happens

wow what an audibly pleasing sound

fair enough desu

the fucking front of the pair of them

>he fell for the nicotine jew meme

don't
you don't know what you're doing

n!#$%&@

Think I have my first ever contact lens stuck in my eye. Not sure it's still in there or if I've dropped it, HATE HATE HATE this

Hahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Addiction to Smoking Real Hahahah Nigga Just Stop Smoking Them Like Stop Buying Them Nigga Hahaha

literally nothing, fucking snake oil

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good post

Been in a rather colonialist mood lately
Really want to pack up everything, move to the heart of Africa and develop a giant company in the corrupt resource extractive sector
My house would have armed guards, electric fences, and a mini safari with my own chimps in the back

you are french

new lad in the house today
has a thick spanish (?) accent and i have no idea what the fuck he's saying

>comes in
>say hi etc
>says some words that are clearly meant to be funny
>i chuckle, agree and walk off

this is not going to end well

>he fell for the ocular jew meme

>Not sure it's still in there or if I've dropped it,

how can you not tell? surely if you can't see where you are going they are not in

I want to feel like an ancient Roman

>n!#$%&@

very good posts

they were given affordable apartments that were on the same estate as the mega-rich ones.

unsurprisingly the mega-rich arabs and russians didn't like the idea of poor brownies moving close by.

>Been in a rather colonialist mood lately
>Really want to pack up everything, move to the heart of Africa and develop a giant company in the corrupt resource extractive sector
>My house would have armed guards, electric fences, and a mini safari with my own chimps in the back

kek

quick someone give me a cutout of kev's face

you'll feel more like a very poor mr universe candidate

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'boko

Imagine losing all your stuff and people on the internet being mean to you

very grim

move to seth effrica

The absolute state

it's shite be scottish

Just feel around your eye with your pointer finger
Also try staring all the way up and seeing if the contact is more visible

Once I got a contact stuck above my eye, way back in the eye socket ha ha

the jews really did a number on them

grim

>get offered a free flat
>turn it down because it's not nice enough
>continue to live in a hotel at taxpayer expense

Deserve it

you're in line at KFC for a boneless banquet when five mandem walk straight up to the counter, skipping ahead of you and everyone else

what do you do?

the eminems

leaf invasion

*poos on your poo to establish dominance*
Alri

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thank them for my enrichment

h-hey! get in line you f-fuckin niggers!

you'd be among them, right shitskin?

Weren't they offered houses outside of london

If you don't like your house, just burn it down and get a new one. Don't like that one? Burn it down until you're in one you like.

wait patiently behind them

Gf is being a miserable, lazy, grumpy, shitty cunt lately and I really want to just drop her, however:
>going on holiday with her in a month and it's all booked up
>I really like her parents and the rest of her family and would feel very sad and guilty if I dumped her.
>Her parents live in Germany and have a cottage in Finland and I can go to either place for a free holiday whenever I like - you don't get benefits like this with a bog standard gf

No, they were 10 minute away on the tube

Well, one is not in and it's clear that both of my eyes have the same sight from covering my eye. Must have fell out, as one eye would have better vision surely but they're both blurred. Doesn't hurt enough for it to have folded into my eye or something

What's worse is my mummy is on holiday too, so she can't even help me. Going to go blind alone while mummy is away sailing a boat, fuming