NEW YORK YANKEES @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX

Cessa vs. Shields

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Aaron Judge (R) DH
3. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
4. Gary Sanchez (R) C
5. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF
6. Dustin Fowler (L) RF
7. Austin Romine (R) 1B
8. Tyler Wade (L) 2B
9. Ronald Torreyes (R) 3B

CHICAGO

1. Alen Hanson (S) 2B
2. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
3. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
4. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
5. Yolmer Sanchez (S) SS
6. Kevan Smith (R) DH
7. Adam Engel (R) CF
8. Omar Narvaez (L) C
9. Willy Garcia (R) RF

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T H I C C

T H I C K

GG Yankees

>fowler starting today

Why can't I hold all these major league debuts?

I dont watch soccer but I accidentally got on YES network and saw a game in yankee stadium.. totally fucked me up. make it stop damnit

btw it's a rain delay atm

Ya'll excited Carter is back?

There's a good chance this one is getting postponed. The weather outlook isn't great here.

>Shields start
Yeah, nah.

Redpill me on the rain

its gonna be rained out isnt it?

so many rain delays with this team

looks like dunnvidson sitting
>kevan DH
wow

Man I really dont want them to pp this because I want to see Shields get shelled out there

fuck him so much

ruining Buehrle day like that. I'll never forgive him

fuck you shields. fuck you so much.

Fuck Aaron Judge. I hate him, the Yankees, and all of their fans. Fuck all of you.

I'm quite a rare breed of fan in that I dont actually hate the Yankees like most

probably goes back to those old days of the twins constantly jumping us to make the postseason only to get instantly trounced by the yankees and I hate the twins far more

I also am cool with Judge and hope he obliterates shields back to the dl like he did to jshitty. fuck you shields

I personally don't hate the Yankees, but more of "I don't give a fuck" about them. Same could be said about every team in the NL as well.

They're gonna start this around midight. At least we got some two and a half men

No updates it seems

>bombston now winning
fuck off rain

This is a whole lot of nothing.

This game is happening, right?

10 pm probable

which is insane

Yankees have to fly to Houston tomorrow

It is 10 pm

local time at Guaranteed Rate field which will be in an hour

>Guaranteed Rate field

That is the stupidest name for a field. Why did they change it from US Cellular?

Might as well call it Cash4Gold Filed

us cellular was a no longer existing company

but there were so many to choose from than the shit we have now

but oh well nothing we can do so we make the best of it

either "the rate" or the "gspot". some people also saying GRF

I personally call it South Park.

10 pm first pitch confirmed

(un?)fortunately I have to sleep soon

go get shelled shields

and preemptive gg yanks. Thanks for the tank

>inb4 game goes to into extras

I'm up and ready and a bit drunk lol I can make it!

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Hopefully my tendies will be cool enough to eat when the game starts

I'd let her touch my bat with no gloves. You guys know what i mean by that?

very interesting take..

Please elaborate

god i wish meredith still looked like that

i mean plenty of batters dont use gloves user

Think she'll be at Kay's beach bash tomorrow?

I mean I'd let her jack my shaft with no mittens, capiche?

she fucking better be.. in the most revealing fucking bathing suit possible, tits protruding

This game is REALLY going to start at 10?

Who's ready to see the most empty stands of the season?

The White Sox already have such shit attendance normally...this should be interesting.

>starting a game in the central timezone later than the west coast games

Imagine how empty it would be if it were Athletics vs White Sox or something like that.

Are you actually going down there?

spaghetti begins

Or White Sox vs O's. The all time record holder for all eternity that will never be beaten.

Zero fucking Fans.

>shields

lol nah, just hoping because somebody somewhere on twitter could take photos but that won't happen. im stuck up here for other shit.. I might make a trip to detroit later in the summer to meet family and we'll all go see the yanks in comerica tho

The worst part about this is that the game is gonna be 4 hours long too with all the pitching changes that are gonna happen

>letting the first 2 runners on after having 3 extra hours to prepare

And that's if it's 9 innings.

We may as well just forfeit, there's no real point in playing this out

didi is elite

What part of James Shields do you not understand?

spaghetti intensifies

>3+ hours after scheduled first pitch
>0 batters retired

Can't tell if she's hot or not

Judge is a big guy

It's a Shield start. It's an automatic forfeit.

scoring on spaghetti. never gets old

Look at this pic

I think they're gonna put some of it on YES but not certain because it starts at 1

See

I'm glad this game started at 11. i love that this infuriates kay. hope the game lasts 6 hours just to spite him.

He'll be too tired to do his precious little radio show

Wew she looks like a porker

decent crowd still, I guess they really want to watch infinite dingers

he got mad at the yankees for not disclosing that sanchez is still dealing with his groin injury

Why people want to actually watch Shields give up 5 runs before the first inning is even over is beyond me.

I'm calling it, shields is getting pulled in the 3rd

What a weirdo

Only because it's the Yankees. Do you think the crowd would be even half that size if it were White Sox vs Rays?

I heard that today too. He wants the club to tell him secretly because when he was getting mad at Sanchez not running hard to first last night Girardi was asked why postgame

There are genuinely a lot of cheers from the crowd when the Yanks get a hit/run.

I guarantee there's

Not so fast. >We're countering with Cessa.

Who the fuck does he think he is?

I think he believes the Yankees and YES wouldn't survive without him

this one will easily pass 2am. it already has that feeling
>kay is commenting on the time as i'm typing this

White Sox fans know the game will end at about 1 AM and they're not trying to be out in the south side at that time.

Welcome to the bigs, kid

goddamit

did the mets give us the injury train?

You've gotta be fucking kidding me right now

did we kill another one. Is it just me or do a ton of players get hurt when playing against the white sox

this season is fucked.. completely fucking fucked

He's thinking his career is over right now. Look at his face.

I bet he broke his kneecap

Is this a fucking joke?

oh shit it was abreu today also, it's always abreu, never know when he'll take another victim

Nice concrete padding

This is such a JUST couple of teams

Good thing Josh Hamilton isn't around.

>tfw no qt EMS gf

our players are dropping like flies now. Is Frazier the next call-up?

Available players:
Headley
Refsnyder
Carter

Who does Joe put out there? I think it will be Carter

Broken leg?

That's absolutely heartbreaking. :(