ITT: Movie theories you agree with

ITT: Movie theories you agree with.
>Alien was Ripley's split-personality.

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that is absolutely ridiculous

You've seen too many shit-written-'2000-TV shows.

what the fuck are you on

Lex was playing Clark and Bruce from thr get go

I'll start
>Snoke is Dexter Jettster

Whot

Emmett was the killer

>Mick Travis was Bobby's split-personality

The entire story of Sleeping Beauty was her dream. Even the part about waking up. She was asleep the whole time and later died in a coma.

Private ryan was a metaphor for the jewish people

Orcs were metaphors for black people in the Lord of the Rings.

Robocop is Jesus.

Mad max is the feral boy

The thing was actually Kurt Russell's split personality.
>Mind=blown

But that doesn't make sense. It's a retarded theory, and what's the point, having some continuity? Miller doesn't care about it, and that's quite visible in the OT.

Fuck off.

Anton chigurh was a Vietnam war veteran that used to be partners with Carson wells

That's canon, dipshit, it's one of the first things Anton says

That's retarded.

The alien is just the ship eating its crew as a metaphor for how corporations exploit ordinary laborers.

Would explain why the xeno never killed jonesy

Childs' was the thing.

The Overlook Hotel was haunted by the ghosts of Native Americans.

Bane was CIA's split-personality

To be honest the 1959 Disney adaptation is about how girls don't like arranged marriages.

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Alien's main theme is basically violation.
RAPE. Male and female rape.

Don't know if it is a popular fan theory or not.

>he's actually in purgatory

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

Ferris and Sloane were in Cameron's imagination

Its entirely plausible and makes sense continuity-wise.

Have you considered the possibility that maybe youre just a dumb idiot?

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bigger Luke

>Tyler Durden was Tyler Durden's split personality

Harley Quinn was pregnant with the Joker's baby but Batman unknowingly caused her to have a miscarriage during a confrontation prompting Joker and Harley to kill Robin in retaliation

This would be cool, but I prefer the lack of concrete continuity

The dialogue makes a lot more sense that way.

I believe it.

but the two meet in mad max 2 idiot.