JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE

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Alright, here's the 411 folks. Say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl, you just give him one of these.

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>All i know it that my testicles won't fit in my underwear.

>Bart, get those oranges out of there!

Abe is undeniably one of the top 5 characters

this is a underrated episode

sweet sweet innards

>one way to drive your man wild is to wear tight, revealing clothes

would

>wolfingpussy.gif

If this was in nu simpsons you'd all complain it was LOL SO RANDUM

Give me 5 bees for a quarter

ok

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>hiphop

underage b8 detected

that's what it said in brackets over in the dialogue window when i made the gif. jeez you're a dumb mutherfucker

One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah – the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

President Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.

my favourite quote

One way to confuse your enemy is to tell them stories which don't go anywhere see.

I like how Burns just gets confused listening to the entire rambling.