ITT: worst rap lyrics of all-time

>I'm the thumb tack that you slept on son, now here I come screaming attack like I just stepped on one

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>listening to rap

Pretty sure any em lyric post relapse works here

ok, give me your best hip-hop lyric then

Bitch' pussy smell like a penguin, wouldn't hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis

u gay

1 Train is the GOAT cypher track

>I once knew a nigga whose name was William
>his primary concern was making a million

>Got diarrhea flow, now I shit on niggas
>Even when I'm constipated I still shit on niggas
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See three POs like Star Wars

>When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
>Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

If the Virgin Mary had an abortion I'd still be carried in a chariot by stampeding horses.

I laughed for like a minute straight

Sneezed on the beat and the beat got sickah

I GOT HER, NIGGA

GROCERY BAG

>That's an awfully hot coffee pot
>Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not

>"I get ass like an astronaut"

>I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me

sent that bitch a dick pic
now she need glasses

real rappers is hard to find... like a remote

CONTROL, RAP IS OUTTA

>Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
>Fly, go hard, like geese erection

>I'm so high you're a hobbit

1 Train, So Appalled, Work (REMIX), Really Doe. Though desu I'd have to say Protect Ya Neck is the ULTIMATE cypher, but it's hard to say if it counts because 36 chambers is a group album.

[insert Big Sean song]

Jeezy is his own worst enemy, unfortunately.

>Drop it to the floor, make that ass shake
>Make the ground move, that's an ass-quake
>Built a house up on that ass, that's an ass-tate
>Roll my weed on it, that's an ass-tray

got a big booty

so i call her big booty

...

This was the Jeezy song Kendrick and his crew was bumpin in GKMC? Shit taste.

>It's a book I read, books I read
>Cause I'm addicted to literature

>did the man who invented college, go to college?

Makes you think...

doritos cheetos fritos

REAL G's MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA

I'm so narcissistic, when I fart, I sniff it
Do a fake dab to smell my armpits with it

Mike, you fat communist...

Lil' Wayne?

chinese food makes me sick!