>there are actually countries that think they could invade us
kek
There are actually countries that think they could invade us
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Mason Hall
it wasn't very difficult apparently
Tyler Sanchez
I can invade you
:3
Ryder Phillips
Indeed it will be hard to advance with those abysmal roads of yours
Luke Hernandez
norway is a useless non country
norwegians are degenerate subhumans and have higher iq
Ryder Adams
Have respect for the Norwegian power:
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Oliver Jones
Pay your 2%!
Colton Ross
wold be as easy as stomping fuccboi with a fancy toy
Nathan Smith
yes it was. tens of thosands of nazis died, only a handfull of norwegians did
Jaxson Hernandez
Because of our terrain... but mostly our roads are pretty good (no potholes).
>and have higher iq
Yes, thanks :)
We protect the north, you should pay us.
We let them in because we liked them.
Well apart from this of course:
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Jose Sanders
>video of some random submarine
>"cool" music added for some reason
autism. why does so many norwegaisn on this board have autism?
Sebastian Bennett
in ww2
they found out that intelligent people are a bit more likely to die
doubt that anyone would waste his life for a useless shithole like norway
Oliver Torres
>Well apart from this of course:
don't forget about all the nazis who was executed in Oslo, Bergen and Trondheim in 1945
Landon Evans
There is no autism here.
Only realism.
Fact is that any invasion of Norway would result in the immediate death of anyone attempting such a foolish endeavor.
Liam Sanchez
Let's talk in 30 years Hans, and we'll see who's the shithole.
Evan Cooper
I am a Greek
Colton Jackson
Hunter Reed
me too
Michael Parker
Pretty sure the Germans lost fewer men
Nathan Taylor
>he thinks he can stand a chance against our soldiers
Samuel Lee
norway is a non country
John Howard
Actually they did not.
Ian Hall
>Death by Snoo Snoo
Mason Myers
no
you are a subhuman
Eli Jones
14000 nazis died in one blow when a transport ship was sunk in the west coast of Norway. Biggest death toll on a ship ever in history
William Taylor
Please imagine that Sup Forums didn't filter out the strokes
Anthony Brown
We are one of few REAL countries that has existed for 1100 years - with a real culture and real history. Everyone here knows what it means to be Norwegian. Everyone respects the Norwegian flag. When we hear the national anthem we cry.
>you are a subhuman
You know you are Fritz Uberfritz
Christopher Kelly
The Netherlands send double as many troops to Indonesia as the Nazi's send to Norway.
The Netherlands fought 7,5 times as many Nazi's as Norway did.
My point is that your battle against the Nazi's was more of a joke battle.
Isaiah Powell
Imagine if the war allowed us to shoot more projectiles. We would've killed the entire planet. I think it was a good thing that the Norwegian beast was not released upon this world.
Aiden Russell
They had 400,000 troops here.
Blake Nguyen
norway is a useless shithole
full of degenerate subhumans
I am a Greek
Jaxon Smith
Thanks for blowing up that heavy water plant I guess
It could have been dangerous if Heisenberg had known what the fuck he was doing
Landon Cooper
I was looking at the numbers here:
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Compared to
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There was quite a low number of troops in combat in Norway.
Thomas Edwards
I doubt your submerged flatland half-germans sent that many troops to Indonesia
Kevin Gonzalez
I'm guessing you mean 1400? Either way fewer Germans died (at least according to Wikipedia)
Charles Price
norway is sweden
Charles Jackson
400,000 was the number of troops stationed during the war (not the initial assault)
Carter Smith
the entire norwegian shipping fleet which was the third largest in the world back then, sailed under american and british flag. So fuq you wood shoe
Easton Cruz
1700 norwegians vs 5200 germans.
>australian reading abilities
Aaron Lee
Historically, during WW2 and with Indonesia we managed to deploy 240.000 to 280.000 troops at the same time.
Bentley Cooper
We are allies we would not invade
Evan Butler
The allies would have LOST the war without Norway. If Germany had waited 1 week until the British had invaded us... things would have been different.
Bentley Phillips
Once you've built that North Sea power link, then it's only a matter of time until we take over.
Bentley Reed
>leaving out everyone else
How convenient :^)
Kayden Edwards
Go back go Greece then.
Henry Taylor
Not our fault that other people are pussies.
Nolan Brooks
By comparison, the USA send 192,000 troops during the Iraq invasion.
And had 543,000 people in Vietnam.
Christian Morris
It's pretty impressive actually (yes, really)
Luis Foster
Jokes aside, the assault on Norway came as a lighting from a clear sky to Norwegian politicians. We believed that our neutrality would surely leave us out of the war. The politicians were retarded and didn't even care to station the defence for the notifications of approaching german ships. They argued that "yeah this ship is closing into our waters, but surely they are not coming to invade us we are neutral", truly retarded. So we didn't actually defend our country. The guy who sunk that big german ship was actually arrested too because he had not been given any orders to do what he did, or something like that. The truth is that any country could've invaded us when we were that stupid.
Christian Garcia
10.000 brits died during this Narvik battle. can't remember how many nazis died, probably 15.000 or so
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Adam Brown
Do you have this picture in a higher res?
Asher King
Thanks for the effort, but it looks upscaled and has lots of jpeg artifacts. Google also doesn't return better results. :(
Caleb Reed
>there are actually countries that think they could invade us
yes, us
Charles Martinez
Practically all youths were mobilized on a total population of 9,262,000. Say half of them are men and due to it being 70 years ago 50% would be in conscription age. Let's assume that half are sick/unfit which wouldn't be unlikely after the Hongerwinter. That would still leave over a million men for conscription teebeehee famalee
Colton Carter
>Norway
>worth invading
Kayden Diaz
Those two guys are pretty fucking Canadian
Angel Wood
>Bolt action rifles
>Bright red hoodies
Was this really the best picture of you elite special forces that you could muster?
Colton Ross
especially the left guy
Hunter Miller
Literally the same pic I sent him. The upscaled one.
Why do you want it anyway? It's not a particularly nice picture, is it?
Isaac Turner
It's the same?
Jose Williams
No, now it's not. Good work.
Jackson Clark
yeah he's a native canadian...
Jonathan Reyes
You have foreign troops on your soil.
Austin Foster
We don't.
None at all.
Zachary Fisher
We have a couple of mountain storage halls for US tanks, but no US military bases like Germany etc.
Lucas Watson
Looks nice.
Luke Wright
FUQ 2%
I DEMAND NORGES QT3.14 GRILL
PAY ME MY NATOTITHE
Lucas Smith
How do I get a nice Norwegian countryside with a train gf?
Kayden Williams
>Snowenigger army
HAHAHAHAHAHA go eat your vegan shit ugly cucks
Parker Bennett
Liam Johnson
*burns your oil and bribes you with more from a different source*
Ethan Nguyen
It's just incredible how "normal" they are speaking without any real propaganda as we have been thought.
US and British clips from ww2, however, are riddled with propaganda.
Ayden Bennett
It's 100% a recruitment video from Forsvaret. Bet they're trying to impress teenage boys, they even come to our school and presented in front of 15 year olds ffs.
James Bennett
Why not? That's the best age to start teaching them about defending our country.
Also, first video is not a recruitment video btw...
Xavier Martinez
I invade you every year
Dylan Murphy
I just find it stupid. Norway isn't gonna defend anything if shit really hits the fan, we're a country of 5 million. If anyone actually want to invade us, and the only relevant atm would be russia which I don't think have any intention of that anyway, then we would literally last a couple of days. We need strong allies, so this raising of the military from ca. 20 000 to 21 000 isnt really gonna do shit. I don't like the military going around like this promoting because they use funds acquired through taxes, and I just see it as a waste. Border watch and heimevern should exist ofc, but this building the army bigger is just old guys in the military pretending they're important and need more funds.
Jaxson James
Honesty question why would I waste my time and breathing hours invading your forgotten shithole? Not even Denmark would want you at this point.
Connor Reed
It's not a waste. We should spend WAY more.
It's about deterrence.
If they know we can cause huge casualties they may decide against attacking us.
100,000 dead might even cause opposition to the war in the hostile country.
Imagine how they could fuck with us if we didn't have a defense at all?
How do you evade our defenses?
Colton Russell
It's common that third world countries call first world countries 'shitholes'. Happens all the time.
Daniel White
>How do you evade our defenses?
by driving through sweden :^)
Nathaniel Harris
kek
Zachary Nelson
Also, how can we maintain strong allies if we are not willing to spend money on our own military?
It's not Disney World
Wyatt Hughes
It would be pretty simple, actually.
Matthew Morales
No, it wouldn't
Evan Hill
yes, it would. don't make this hard, Lars