Baffled by ASMR and commie slag orbiting edition
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I get ASMR irl from my gf
Is this the real thread?
Yes. Post Memri.
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Nothing better than going to asmr channels and commenting that they need to speak up a bit.
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my jaw looks very nice dead on
but it looks like crap from the side
hmm
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Extremely bad poll
Shant waste anymore clicks
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Are these fucking real?
getting the /daily dose/
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At least according to /mena/ the translations are usually correct
Good idea desu
bum hair is growing out of control lads
someone post the video where someone writes in to ask if gay sex is ok if its for jihad purposes (stretching the butt to fit bombs inside) and the guy says yes
e pluribus unum
diversity is our strength :)
GaySMR is the next big thing
you gay?
How do i get a scar like tony montana i want to look more gangster
Why haven't you moved here Austriam8, you're a massive Britboo.
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Bought some designer underwear recently
£25 for one pair, literally 50 times more expensive than my usual M&S fare
call me a high roller cause im living the cream
>Thanks for taking me out for dinner, user
>You must be starving after working out at the gym all day!
enjoying memri posting
Job interview tomorrow, can't be arsed, doubt I'll get it
Ffs
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>eat cakes every day
>don't do exercise
>peeing more often
>tiring easily
reckon ive got the diabetes lads
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whats the job?
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gimmick quality assurance
not with that attitude
going to an alternative heavy metal concert
have never listened to metal and much prefer smooth jazz
what should i do to prepare
pic is a man btw
Considering trying to move to Bristol, think it is one of the less ruined cities in the UK
Consultancy role at a lobbying firm
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sue
Would love to actually, but I've studied law so my education would be entirely worthless in the UK and I'd end up working in a call center and off myself after a year. So I can only stare from afar and wonder what it would be like,
i live in bristol
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Going to the chapel and we're gonna to get married.
reckon you're a fat cunt
new harry potter film is looking good lads
>So I can only stare from afar and wonder what it would be like,
probs for the best lad
>center
Fuck off yank
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don't think i will ever know if these memri pics are actual translations and i am ok with that.
not like they're any more ridiculous than fox news/cnn and such
why does everyone here work in consultancy
must be some kind of gimmick
me on the right
screeching at this one
law degree can set you up well for a civil service job according to my dad who i just asked
>The report showed that, in Scotland, 18-year-olds from the most well-off areas of the country are four times more likely to go to university than those from the least advantaged areas, despite the lack of university fees.
>In England, which does have a fees policy, students from the most advantaged areas are just over twice as likely to go to university as those from the least well-off areas, and three times as likely if they're from Northern Ireland or Wales.
hm odd
Not considering moving there anymore
not fat
howling
youtube.com
here's one they fight with shoes
If you want some live action memri roleplay for /brit/ giggles
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well that escalated quickly
BMI?
don't know about scotland but england has policies that privilege students from comprehensives
might wank the ol' willy
>center
Not welcome here pal.
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JADZIA DAX GETS BLACKED
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Really? I know it's relatively easy to switch between different jurisdictions in mainland Europe because our codified laws are based on the same principles and relatively similar. Everything is either influenced by German BGB oder French CC. Your case law system however is drastically different.
Still, I think I'll call the British embassy to inquire about that.
WORFED
i could never imagine someone taking off his shoe
your dad's a nonce
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0.10 willy:height ratio
Pretty sure it's just me and one other lad, I'm unfortunately just here a lot
It's like Muslim Jerry Springer
Dont get the point of pinterest
Sometimes your brain tells you , it is time to listen to some Pink Floyd , Do you understand ?
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Do you have separate barrister/solicitor jos, ora combined lawyer job?
What did he mean by this?
Dying. Hadn't seen the last two slides of this before
really? you can never conceive of something as outrageous as a man removing a shoe from his foot?!
>click on image on google images
>its from pintrest and you're not allowed to open it without logging in
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why are muslims obsessed with fighting with their shoes?
fat cunts
you now remember when george bush dodged that show that was thrown at him
what's wrong with the presenter's face? he's like a black bloke painted white
Fucking hell lads just checked on the NHS website. I'm on the edge here.