/brit/

Baffled by ASMR and commie slag orbiting edition

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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I get ASMR irl from my gf

Is this the real thread?

Yes. Post Memri.

strawpoll.me/13363985
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Nothing better than going to asmr channels and commenting that they need to speak up a bit.

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my jaw looks very nice dead on
but it looks like crap from the side

hmm

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Extremely bad poll

Shant waste anymore clicks

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Are these fucking real?

getting the /daily dose/

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At least according to /mena/ the translations are usually correct

Good idea desu

bum hair is growing out of control lads

someone post the video where someone writes in to ask if gay sex is ok if its for jihad purposes (stretching the butt to fit bombs inside) and the guy says yes

e pluribus unum
diversity is our strength :)

GaySMR is the next big thing

you gay?

How do i get a scar like tony montana i want to look more gangster

Why haven't you moved here Austriam8, you're a massive Britboo.

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Bought some designer underwear recently
£25 for one pair, literally 50 times more expensive than my usual M&S fare

call me a high roller cause im living the cream

>Thanks for taking me out for dinner, user
>You must be starving after working out at the gym all day!

enjoying memri posting

Job interview tomorrow, can't be arsed, doubt I'll get it

Ffs

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>eat cakes every day
>don't do exercise
>peeing more often
>tiring easily

reckon ive got the diabetes lads

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whats the job?

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gimmick quality assurance

not with that attitude

going to an alternative heavy metal concert

have never listened to metal and much prefer smooth jazz

what should i do to prepare

pic is a man btw

Considering trying to move to Bristol, think it is one of the less ruined cities in the UK

Consultancy role at a lobbying firm

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sue

Would love to actually, but I've studied law so my education would be entirely worthless in the UK and I'd end up working in a call center and off myself after a year. So I can only stare from afar and wonder what it would be like,

i live in bristol

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Going to the chapel and we're gonna to get married.

reckon you're a fat cunt

new harry potter film is looking good lads

>So I can only stare from afar and wonder what it would be like,
probs for the best lad

>center

Fuck off yank

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don't think i will ever know if these memri pics are actual translations and i am ok with that.

not like they're any more ridiculous than fox news/cnn and such

why does everyone here work in consultancy

must be some kind of gimmick

me on the right

screeching at this one

law degree can set you up well for a civil service job according to my dad who i just asked

>The report showed that, in Scotland, 18-year-olds from the most well-off areas of the country are four times more likely to go to university than those from the least advantaged areas, despite the lack of university fees.

>In England, which does have a fees policy, students from the most advantaged areas are just over twice as likely to go to university as those from the least well-off areas, and three times as likely if they're from Northern Ireland or Wales.

hm odd

Not considering moving there anymore

not fat

howling

youtube.com/watch?v=57NHLVcsy-Y

here's one they fight with shoes

youtube.com/watch?v=Fjb2kGRWYpg

youtu.be/gCvMMSTOl4Q

If you want some live action memri roleplay for /brit/ giggles

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well that escalated quickly

BMI?

don't know about scotland but england has policies that privilege students from comprehensives

might wank the ol' willy

>center
Not welcome here pal.

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JADZIA DAX GETS BLACKED

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Really? I know it's relatively easy to switch between different jurisdictions in mainland Europe because our codified laws are based on the same principles and relatively similar. Everything is either influenced by German BGB oder French CC. Your case law system however is drastically different.

Still, I think I'll call the British embassy to inquire about that.

WORFED

i could never imagine someone taking off his shoe

your dad's a nonce

23.0

0.10 willy:height ratio

Pretty sure it's just me and one other lad, I'm unfortunately just here a lot

It's like Muslim Jerry Springer

Dont get the point of pinterest

Sometimes your brain tells you , it is time to listen to some Pink Floyd , Do you understand ?

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Do you have separate barrister/solicitor jos, ora combined lawyer job?

What did he mean by this?

Dying. Hadn't seen the last two slides of this before

really? you can never conceive of something as outrageous as a man removing a shoe from his foot?!

>click on image on google images
>its from pintrest and you're not allowed to open it without logging in
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why are muslims obsessed with fighting with their shoes?

fat cunts

you now remember when george bush dodged that show that was thrown at him

what's wrong with the presenter's face? he's like a black bloke painted white

Fucking hell lads just checked on the NHS website. I'm on the edge here.