Frankly I highly doubt we will win either of the upcoming finals, but the idea of winning both makes me tingle

Frankly I highly doubt we will win either of the upcoming finals, but the idea of winning both makes me tingle.
The shitposting opportunities would be endless.

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How difficult is it to get a refugee status in Dresden? Asking for a friend.

Speak French and you're good.

reminder that it's already the 30 of June and Merkel still hasn't sent the check, thanks.

imagine being german

>most advanced country in the world
>richest country in the world
>highest IQ in the world
>90% blue eyes / blonde hair
>win all football competitions

>Dresden
easy and it will take months until hikers find your corpse in the woods

Items you are missing:

> Inclusive and tolerant society
> LGBT friendly
> low birth rate, people focus on things like education and professional advancement
> not allowed to have national pride
> they killed Hitler

honestly german shitposting is extremely weak,that's why i don't mind losing against them

chileanon, how hype is chile over the confed cup final?

Well we'd be holding three international titles.
That's pretty shitpostworthy.

Whatever happens this weekend, Germany had its biggest win today;

dw.com/en/germanys-bundestag-passes-bill-on-same-sex-marriage/a-39483785

I also loved the 1960s

merkel is so fucking disgraceful

>block same sex marriage for years because of reasons
>2017
>realize your entire legacy consists of failing in the euro crisis and letting 1,5m muslims into the country
>quick, allow same sex marriage in case i might actually lose the election! (which is impossible)

this will be changed in two decades, don't even know why they bothered

every time the national team plays there's hype,i was actually coming back from uni when the penalties vs portugal were happening and every time bravo saved one you could hear the entire empty street shake
yeah but you are not going to do it
shitposting is not in your blood

They need to do it to combat their increasing problem and take back their country from opposition

That article is misinformation at its finest.

I don't even want to meme about the mosques, if you have to speak/listen to that god awful German I rather keep my irrelevant mongol ways.
It could be only improvement for swamp germans. their language is the most kankerous.

imagine not knowing anything about germany

I predict in three or four decades whites will chimp out big time and not only retake Europe but will also fuck the Middle East in the ass for good

Hitler killed Germany, if he picked the right squad they would have been unbeatable.

at some point they will have no choice

Imagine your only knowledge of Germany comes from an anime image board and sensationalist news

>sensationalist views
in my day we call it bantz

>at some point they will have no choice
Will you be on the right side this time?

Last time we were on the right side, hansel

what kind of point are you even trying to make? he said news, not views, and then you proved him entirely right anyway

fucking retards, we're all so fucked

i hope so

>we

I don't know, forgot leftists and rapefugees

a lot has changed since grandpa left, my white friend

>taking leaf post seriously
go back to your communist leftist haven cuckboi
i seriously hope

ids habbenin

But we have a nigger in our national team that brings shame over germany

When is the u21 final?

Now

Thank you friend

>the best young players (goretzka, brandt, werner, kimmich, etc.) are with the main squad
>this shit squad still wins the U21
lol

ONE DOWN
ONE TO GO

>Whitest country talking about how the muslim ridden Germany is 90% white
it's not 1939 Facundo