The last artist you listen to is now your husband/wife for life

The last artist you listen to is now your husband/wife for life.

How fucked are you?

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i listen to music to feel like im being murdered

Technically the last thing I listened to was my own music. Strangely fitting.

brockhampton, kevin abstract is a qt so i'm alright with this

Well John Coltrane is dead so..... At least I'd get the royalty checks.

He dead

oh lord

>Buckethead
Well that would just be fucking weird. Mite be cool tho. We could go to Disneyland and shit

My wife is Alison Goldfrapp. She's hot. She's a lesbian.

Fuck

i think earth wind and fire had a few grills so its cool i guess
damn..

i'm ok with it tho

My bloody valentine, i am pretty gud

still would

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I knew my nonstop love for Tarja's music would pay off!

I'm okay with this.

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i don't think she does the music but this is the album cover of my last music listened to so i am claiming her as my wife, i have no idea who she is

>slowdive
Rachel is a milky mummy nowadays so I wouldn't mind

I would not complain.

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>Neon Indian
I guess there could be less attractive and more autistic artists I would have to be gay with

>Katatonia
This is fine, I like thicc boys anyway, and Jonas has just the right amount of thicc.

Muddy Waters is luckily dead. Man, I never thought I'd say that.

im straight but he's hot

dig him up, he's your bride

>tfw no Fleur gfs

Bjork

I mean, kinda cool and all but Im gay

I'm either married to Jacob Bannon or Kurt Ballou.

Both are sweethearts, but one will torment me with pterodactyl screams and the other will never be there because he's the best rock producer in the world.

she's bi and you can do anal probably and she'll use a strapon on you, it'll be be ok

The guys from remo drive are kinda cute so I'm good

barbra streisand

uhh

the real question is what are you doing listening to barbara fucking streisand. c'mon, pal

patti smith

could do worse

different person but b streisand is fucking awesome. you try n sing like her i bet you can't my friend

who that

did someone photoshop something onto newsom's face

I can't sing like a goose being strangled, but that doesn't mean it's what I demand from my pop.

Are you 6? Because most people older than that have gotten past the "Well, nah, you, bet you couldn't do that" nonsense.

i knew more about singing when i was 6 then you do now probs

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nice

i like her but i fully admit that my taste sucks

Mikey Young. Image of him pretty much sums it up desu.

you have me curious to listen to her. why not, i've never bothered.

Thank god

>76852250
every night you have to eat chinese food out of her ass and she fucks you with a spiky dildo

Clairo isn't an artist any more than a weeb pin-up artist is an artist.

I'd like to taste Barbra... If you know what I mean

oh no

he ded

best cocksucker in the known galaxies, you're good to go

As they were in their prime obviously. Its hypothetical to begin with.

Maybe you do.

But you don't know shit about what sounds good, which is why you like Streisand. All that talent, and zero taste.

At least Barbara no doubt knows her music is godawful, you just don't have the soul. When you're making the pop crap she does, that you love, you don't get to claim any sort of high ground, pleb.

i don't even understand how the hell an argument made its way in here, get lost and bring on the pics of singers you are married to and will fuck for the rest of your life. this is a positive thread.

But what if I want mommy Bjork

i can't complain

you will have to deal with her pegging fetish and gay porn and her need for threesomes with men in which you must partake

Grouper

not bad

How fucking huge is his forehead? Damn.

FUCK. YES.

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Well, I'm not gay, so I'm ok with the dead one.

In her prime would be decent but now is just grim

Haha you listen to NIN

Where are the negatives?

Has he always looked this ghoulish?

Haha Lavren

could be worse.

at least we'd have half lion babies.

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underage girl detected

or someone's mother who stumbled on Sup Forums by accident

>implying underages know about the existence of Duran Duran

i listened to dream theater

poligamy?

i think i'm going to be okay petrucci can make total magic with those fingers

i'm good with this

looks like mary lattimore

I guess this is what I get for liking esoteric music :^)

I always wanted to marry her anyways.

Yoko ono

Oh no

Based

>I get to marry Grimes
I made it guys

oh yes, she makes you do bukkake and rope bondage and shit, and witch blood sex type shit

Wait is this true. If so even though she look like shes 16 a pegging fetish is a deal breaker.

>Taylor Swift
prepare for the AOTD boys

rimjobs and oil massages

shit...

youtube.com/watch?v=wwwQ4uVGGSE

snowballs cum loads with you and spits in your face while fucking, also ass to mouth and then french kissing after. that's your wife now, bud

Joe Bonamassa?

I don't know what to think about this.

when

fingers in your ass and you have to lick them but you also get to eat your ass every nght and she gives good blowjobs

Jamiroquai, I'd say I got it pretty good. A druggie that's really good at singing and likes fast cars. I just hope he's not as bad as he probably is.

gangbangs and videotaping everything. get used to it, he's your wife

Fuck, this is going to be weird.

he gives off some psycho-vibes, but seems like an interesting guy

she drinks piss and will whip you until you bleed, aren't you lucky

who is this hell of a qt?

prepare to wear a dog collar and beg for cunt juice and sleep in a cage and eat her shit

qt = cutie. get it? q t

i would fucking

go to a local coffee shop with the twin and talk about whatever's on our minds

that would be swell

no sex, you can touch their privates but that is all and then you have to cleanse yourself in a tub full of fruit

>sophie