/heem/ - It's Mike Tyson's Birthday! edition

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News:

>Nick Diaz provisionally suspended for ghosting USADA
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/michael-chiesa-appeals-ufc-fight-night-112-loss-mario-yamasaki-failure

>Conor claims he'll want want to be murdered by Khabib after upcoming loss to Floyd Mayweather
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/dana-white-conor-mcgregor-wants-khabib-nurmagomedov-in-russia-after-floyd-mayweather

>Luke Rockhold says the MW division is f*cked
mmafighting.com/2017/6/30/15902740/luke-rockhold-on-middleweight-the-division-is-f-cked

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>20 posts early
Schaub bless

Schaub bless brother

>ā€œIā€™m not coming back after all this time and fighting some chump on a worthless card,ā€ Rockhold told MMAFighting.com.

hard to root for a guy like that
i want to see him get heemed by some up and comer like Borrachina now

>Wants a fight with werdum
Lol give it to him. Rockhold is my boy but calling out a heavyweight is retarded

Great OP

excuse me but khabib hasn't even hurt a motherfucker yet how is he supposed to kill teh GOAT?

Has there ever been a saltier loser than Luke ?

Same guy who said he didn't want to be on a card like 199 because all the attention will be on 200 and no one will care

Papa Schaub

*GADOOOSH*

Schaub is good guy

Doosh

Chiesa.

Would be if he actually lost, anyway.

>Still believing anything Dana White says

For me its her.She's the wmma

For sure it might have looked like I was galloping towards Rothwell when I had him hurt but I was just tryna outawkward him my guy

He said that Mighty Meme was lying about the threats a couple of days ago though.

Anyone know who mayweathers mewvment coach is?

delete this post

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>*breathes in*

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>21 posts
>7 schaub posts
about right ratio already. schaub is 1/3rd of heem now

Flyweights just aren't a drawl; it's tough. Does that make sense?

Schaub is the most controversial figure in /heem/ history.

I bet half of those were made by the springsperg

Who else is he supposed to fight? Gegard was perfect opponent, maybe jacare?

Nope, I've made 2 posts this entire thread.

There's nothing controversial about a guy that 95% of the population think is a joke.

incorrect

I know you're dumb, but you can't count too?

Silva.

Meet me in the Publix parking lot.

Meant I made 2 Schaub related posts.

>Contender
What was he contending for? Best knock-out reels?

He'd kill silva

>rigged polls
>calling schaub a contender

lmao so hard

Based natty goat

>implying he wasn't a contender

YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

Didn't this dork get laid off from fox sports? Take nothing his clown says seriously

If this meant that they would sign a bunch of talent to beef up the other divisions, I honestly wouldn't complain about this. The only fighter I'm really interested in at 125 is Naoki Inoue.

The loser of Whittaker-Romero would be a fair matchup for him if he's willing to wait a bit longer, which it seems like he is.
Personally, I want to see him get shadowrealmed by an unranked fighter.


>I mean suck as in "I don't know any of these guys"

I don't understand this mentality. Do you think someone has to be a name to put on a good fight, or that names don't have boring fights all the time?

They were gonna feed Silva to Gastelum. Fuck it.

>screencap post of a guy talking about post of another guy

great job

When was he ever even close to a title eliminator?

He was never ranked, and he never contended for any belt you moron.

Who are these MMA fighters?

When he got robbed against Arlovski.
He was ranked as a top heavyweight in the world

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current schaub md5 image filter
pastebin.com/cVq9Lij5

Are you kidding me?

one of those guys is not like the others

/heem/ isnt the same without the schaubposting desu

is that colby northcutt

It's like going to a concert of some local band versus world famous one. Maybe they both play just as well but I'm not going to travel across country and spend loads on tickets to see the band I've never heard of

>heem isn't the same without the same sperg seeking attention for 500 posts using an irrelevant fighter
You'd be surprised

How did he become UFC champion?

unironically the saddest thing ever posted on /heem/ and i swear on my life i don't post schaub pictures lol

If you filter 500 images you shouldn't be posting on /heem/. You need to go to Sherdog or r/mma.

t.obese mandrama watching shob poster

Its not that hard to ignore it, its kinda funny honestly how much people freak out about it

t. sensitive little babby redditor

>ignore it
Don't have to ignore it if you can't see it in the first place :^)

Bethe Correia was an accountant lol

Yeah, that's a perfectly valid reason not to buy tickets to an event. It's annoying when people say an event is bad before it even happens just because it has a lot of new and middle of the pack guys on there, tho.

I've been posting here since 2005 and even on Sup Forums before captcha never did i fucking filter anything, i can't imagine how weak you have to be to filter pictures of schaub lol

His filter list isn't even all Schaub either, he actually filters literally everything that gets posted more than once. The guy is a sheltered brat that virtue signals on Sup Forums HAHAHAHAHA

good. the mighty meme was becoming too much

You also have a mental illness

i think you'd be surpirsed

how many buys did the bellator ppv card do?

I love how you're sperging out about other people not wanting to see verbal diarrhea being posted here, as if we haven't had threads completely ruined by losers like you.

I believe you're the spammer as well. (Oh look at that, just as I finish typing this you prove me right, idiot lol)

It's trending well and could do around 200k

lowkickmma.com/bellator/bellator-180-delivers-big-viewership-numbers/

Damn you are one insufferable whiny human being. Don't reply to me again, you're killing the vibes.

Keep crying loser

Don't ever stigmatize mental illness.

Fucking Stann and Grisham finna ruin 213

is this a guy from pornhub?

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You really filter images on Sup Forums? lol

GET OUTTA THERE YOEL

Don't @ me or my son ever again

shhh don't rile him up now

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200k would be huge for them

I'm not the guy who posted the md5 image filter but I love how he triggers you every time he does it lol.

185 POUNDS OF BEHEMOTHNESS!

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Yes it would, I personally hope they succeed. Coker is a very talented man and the sky is the limit for Bellator.

literally cringed

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Lol obese spammer all revved up

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looks like richard ramirez

Aww so cute!

At least I don't watch WWE like you do loser lmao

joanna is the horse you stupid fucking pollack

It really isnt that hard to just scroll past it

BTFO

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Just imagine making a filter list on Sup Forums. lol my sides are in orbit.