/messi wedding/ - aguero likes fat women edition

Livestream:
youtube.com/watch?v=dbHl2A5zItU

I hate weddings

>mfw he gets cucked, she takes half, and Ronaldo looks like a genius

And that's why you're virgins.

Honestly thought they were married already

they're not marrie? woah

>the area is blocked off by 5 kilometers and you can't get into the "zone" without a special pass

sticky

Was tsuu invite?

She's going to become fat like her father, and Aguero will be known as a chubby chaser.

Is an bastard a athlete?

TSUUUUUUUUU

>Look, Thiago. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
>A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Thiago, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
>>pppppptttttttttttttt

>tfw the only wedding I went to was like 6 people in a dimly-lit chapel and I got to watch that marriage fall apart first-hand

I like them if I'm just a guest who doesn't have to make any speeches, I personally wouldn't want a big wedding because everyone is just there for a free feast and free bar.

and also for the Shakira concert since she's there with Picuck

will there be sprite and cheese pizza?

>livestreaming your wedding
Jesus Christ what are they bongs or something?

>germany
>cheese pizza
I don't like sprite, give me 7up & cheese pizza, please.

no they're rich

>messi is talking soon

what will he say

Was Cristiano invited or did he rejected the invitation?

cristiano is in california right now alone with his twins, they were born in incubation tubes a few days ago

How did it fall apart? You cuck the husband?

>Messi having a picturesque wedding, marrying his beautiful childhood sweetheart, surrounded by hundreds of friends
>a day after Ronaldo picks up his test tube clone babies

That's not Maradona's daughter

I hate weddings and I've been married for 12 years, have been to countless weddings and have a bigger cock than you.

i-iit's not supposed to be this way

Wow Is this the gossip board?

YASSSS SLAY QUEEN

that kid will be a turbo manlet

is it me or are those some weird kisses

goddman, Antonella is fucking beautiful af

She is OK I guess. Do you, lads, think Messi fucked other females before today?

Just realized Ronaldo is \myguy\

drinking sprite in honor of messi

You're supposed to bring an envelope with a card and money if you attend a wedding you subhuman

the amount of girls he probably fucked during his early 20s is too much to comprehend, even with his autism all he would've had to do was go out with Fabregas

That's because Ronaldo is a contrarian, calls his own shots, and is not a pathetic manlet

>Both men are happy
Get a life faggot

I've heard people saying Messi got lot of pussy in the 2006 WC, 2 years before being with Antonella

bit trashy

So are you

who cares? i don't stream my wedding on youtube

How did di Maria get out of prison?

Do you guys think Messi's sister is hot? Her hair is pretty.

She was fat a few years ago but she's pretty hot right now

Id wouldnt mind being fucking 4 feet if I got messis money desu

This

antonella

>having children b4 marriage

absolutelyharam.jpeg

>Messi gets married
>TSUUUUU gets cuck kids
Really makes you think.

>sharing $300m with a woman who was getting spitroasted while you were winning your first trophies with Barcelona
really makes you think

>manlet
>marries a woman of his dreams
makes you think

Para mi, es El Messi

>cuck kids
They're clones.

>tfw kv

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