Girls use witchcraft to curse Stanford rapist Brock Turner

Sup Forums is literally shaking right now.....

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>girl posts pseudo woo woo bullshit on social media

So just another day then?

Child's play compared to the dark art of Kek worship

Lets use meme magic
Try Patriarch-san

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WE WUZ WITCHES N SHIET

DA WHITE MALES DONT WANT U TO KNOW DAT BACK WHEN WE WUZ WITCHES WE COULD CAST MAGIC N SHIET WE WERE POWERFUL BUT DEN DA WHITE MALE TOOK OUR POWER AWAY

>actually believing magic that isn't meme based works

>BROADly.vice.com

>American Warlocks

Kek

Notice they never use witchcraft to lose weight.

Bitch-craft no match for meme magic

KEK 'EM

...

>mfw read it as "cure"
>mfw don't care I read it wrong, meme magic will do the rest

MEME-WIZARD DIVISIONS TO ARMS!

FIRST SHITPOST ANTI-NORMIE DIVISION HERE

Kekromancy will save this polluted world.

One set subs from Lord Kek will reverse this.

Witches get stitches.

european pseudo-magic
no hue favela dweller macumba from the depths of africa with sacrificed animals for the demons and red and black candles.

>Women use witchcraft
>Meme magic makes him rape another women and get away with it again.

kek

I wonder what /x/ think about this.

VICTORY, ALL MEMETICS STAND DOWN

so if its real magic, why doesn't it stop rapes when they happen?

>literally be a watch
>commune with evil spirits
>hate someone for lesser, physical wrong/evil

you can't make this shit up. I would never have thought to make shit this bizarre up.

In kek, there is truth. In kek, there is peace.

It's time we put an end to these whores
this poor form of majestic art their bitchcraft

This would be illegal in my country of origin.
In Papua, witchcraft is forbidden.

>MADE NEW CHANT

>LORD KEK END THESE WHORES

WE WUZ VOODOO AND SHIT

Paganbro here.

As a rule, the more vocal about it a witch is, the less talent they actually have. These are the kind of people who watched 'The Craft' and thought it was totally cool and now they wear too many necklaces.

10 to 1 odds says a vast majority of these 'witches' can barely influence their own lives, let alone someone else's.

This. Everyone who looks into paganism history with a sane mind knows it has no ties to historical druids and pagans. It's a continuation of Halloween for big kids.

>with it again
>again
>implying he did something to begin with in order to 'get away with'

>they call muggles "no-maj"

What about bitchcraft?

>implying he got away with anything when he's going to prison

Their magic is inferior.

Praise Kek.

Damn, whitey's days are numbered, I guess. What did you do to deserve this?

the girl gave consent. it is not provable that she did not. In fact, she didn't remember. So the only sensible outcome is Brock is innocent of the charges. He is not a sex offender. Now his life is ruined all because the whore who is the victim now feels poorly that she's a drunk whore.

Witches are literally shaking right now.....

Teach women not to witch.

Can their faggoty wiccan magic really stand before the might of meme magic?

>gathered online

Kek confirms, Magick is a MAN'S world

I TAP ONE WATER LAND AND ONE FOREST LAND

I TAP COUNTERSPELL

Fools.
The only magic there is, is meme magic.

Faggoty wiccan magic can barely stand up to cursory observation.

Post something current, newfag. We already cast our protections spells two days ago.
Praise Kek!

>current year
>suffering a witch to live

After hearing that I kinda want him to become uber successful billionaire god-emperor of mankind now.

>people still seriously believe in maggicccyk in the current year

I thought the only magic-believers now were immigrant Motumbu McDindus who behead their kids to exorcise the evil ju-ju spirits.

No, it can't. I summon the power of kek to make Brock's life better than ever. In prison he will gather an army of street-savvy criminals who will teach him the ways of the underground.

In 6 months, he will be released. Being unemployable, he will be forced to traffic in guns and drugs. Quietly he'll build his underworld empire until he's ready to seek vengeance against the system that slandered his good name.

They stole his future, so he will take theirs.

The general of the first anti-feminism brigade will report directly to God Emperor Trump, and begin it's march through our nation's colleges seeking out women's studies professors and dropping them out of helicopters.

Then come the bloggers, the youtubers, the opportunistic propagandists... General Brock won't stop until this nation is cleansed of the ideology that ruined his life.

In Kek's name, it shall be done.

Wiccans.
Not even once.

I though kekromancy was a banned practice?

Magic is a myth. Harry Potter is fake too. And jedi.

Everyone knows magical energy is stored in fat cells

jebs real fgt

>ignorant witches put curses on this dude
>they in the same thought believe there wont be any repercussions for their dark magic bullshit

I know real witches and they don't take curses/hexes lightly. They know it takes a toll on their body and life when they cast one. They also sure as shit don't talk about it to the public. It took years for me and my friend to get the tiniest bit of info out of our witch friend.

Doesn't the person you hex have to do something to YOU personally, to actually be able to hex them?

>pew pew! lasers and shit
this is magic

>i ask for something vague to happen at an unspecified time, it may or may not work
this is called PRAYING, dipshit

DID U EAT DAT WITCH PUSSY

which land do you hail from?

A land

Did they use their period blood in the ritual?

so 1 white guy fingers a unconcious girl who agreed to let him finger her and hundreds of witches curse him

but thousands of rapes in europe involving physical violence before and during and after the rapes that may have involved anal doesnt warrant any curse?!?!?

no wonder they bitches got wiped out. no sense of proper prioritization

Where do we draw the line between witchcraft and feminism?

this just in
>magic isnt real

Hi Alan :)

Unless it's meme magic

I hope he hunts them down and rapes every last one of them

I have a wiccan friend who actually modified his memory because he told this kid how to make a horcrux

Only met 1 straight witch. And that was the mother of the gay witch I know.

>I know real witches

Please keep your low-IQ white trash retardation off Sup Forums

You ask that as though it's possible to hex someone through this shit if you do it 'right'.

>""""""""female magick""""""""""

too bad they can only resonate with the LHP and further their stay on this prison planet

>mfw that's my name
Hi!

DEUS KEKUS

SOMEONE POST THE PAT ROBERTSON
FEMINISM IMAGE
LEAVE THEIR HUSBANDS
PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT

Based on their "rules" of magic.

>What are hypothetical questions

>I don't like who you interact with so you're retarded

You believe magic is real.
You hang out with people who believe magic is real.
???

Execute yourself.

Hello schizo

dubs prove it

Kek works in mysterious ways.

"For here art his word:
The answer here lay with me,
All things healed through Kek."
Revelkektions, 37:14.

>PAT ROBERTSON
>FEMINISM IMAGE

I'll never understand why "kek" in particular took off so hotly.

It's just what you see when you play alliance in WoW and a horde members laughs at you.

When did I ever say I believe in magic? I merely said I know real witches who don't fuck around like these pussy women in the Vice article.

I'm a catholic user, you can calm your teenage butthurt.

what's your definition of "magic?"

this may shed some light on the quarrel

I snorted hard.

There's nothing wring with expanding your circle I'm who you hangout with to broaden your perspective you autistic neckbeard

magic is real, its the final redpill

its not as mystic and le dark artz as it sounds, we literally do magic everyday, a good example is advertising and law of attraction (magic for soccer moms)

o kurwa

It was also the influence of a turkish cake and top gun.

i feel like its just getting started with this kid

were in the age of memes and i believe the normies will wring this dry with a smile on their face

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal

edition.cnn.com/2015/08/31/middleeast/palmyra-temple-damaged/

Dubs speaketh the Will of KEK.

this desu

magic is really just the art of influence with a splash of occult

How can the media even pretend to have empathy when they publish stuff like this?

Hey!

KBUH

/x/ fag here

Curses are usually more dangerous to the dickhead who tries to conduct them. If you wish evil on someone you usually get it back twice as hard. The whore fucked up