BASED WHITE MALE LASSOS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT

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>Actual cowboy
>Actual horse
>Actual lasso
>Actual hero

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BASED WRANGLER OF MEXICANS

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BASED TEXAS

MEXICO AS A COUNTRY, FINISHED.

Damn, this is funny as hell.

>I went ahead and roped him

holy shit

Bump, this is the coolest thing I've seen all week.

I've been advocating lasso'ing for a while.

Lassos and Tar & Feathering need to make a huge comeback.

Fuck year, doesn't get any more American than this.

AHAHAH, fucking amazing. Based texans.

1776

>you will never wrangle herds of taco rollers on the lone prairie

BTFO

It was in Oregon.......
Texas will accept the complement though

"I didn't really think about nothing till I caught him. Then I was like "gotcha!""

Real human bean

Oregon

RIGHT WING LASSO SQUADS WHEN?

Fucking YES!

Nice one.

bump

You mean Ultra Far-Right Super Fringe Underground Lasso Death Squads

>BAN ALL ASSAULT LASSOS

this made my day

Is it confirmed that he was actually an illegal immigrant, or are you just saying that for meme points?

Proud Oregonian here. Need to get me a horse.

MEME MAGIC HAS SPAWNED A SMALL DAY OF THE ROPE, KEEP IT UP AND WE'LL SPAWN THE BIG ONE

Day of the lasso when?

Does Texas always have people on horseback in the middle of parking lots?

illegal immigrant detected

this is great. I wonder how some lefty will ruin it.

Trump 2016

Why did this picture give me feels..?

Hard to believe but lots of walmarts are located in small towns across the US. Some of these towns have these places called ranches where the horsies live.

they could get a lot of headline traffic with "Grown Man Roped in Middle of Walmart Parking Lot"

Well he wasn't American was he.

Oregonian here. Most of us aren't liberals. If you go anywhere but Portland, you will meet actually decent people. Everyone outside of Portland hates Portlanders.

Sup Forums supporting assaulting people

Oh how pathetic.

If this happened in the UK he'd be charged with assault because the criminal was fleeing the scene. Fuck our legal system and Brexit won't help. Now all 'psychoactive substances' are illegal (except for tobacco, alcohol and caffeine of course) due to the psychoactive substances act, soon they'll be bringing in the 'extremism bill' where any 'extremist speech' (anything the government or police don't like) can land you in jail.
Making jew jokes online can get you half a year in jail.
Fuck the UK.

You don't have to talk to me like I'm an asshole, we have ranches around here too but nobody just gets on their horse and rides to the store

vagina detected

MGTOW beta virgin detected

Go fuck yourself. How is that even an insult?

You must be new here

thats awesome, good job cowboy!!

see that's why i have to gtfo this nigger/jew infested shithole of a city. if that happened here the cowboy would have been arrested after being shot 40 times by all niggers cops. fuck nyc. BURN THIS PLACE TO HELL.

WHITE POWER COWBOY

>criminal captured without just shooting him
>its assault

Very nice-- a true negro wrangler.

kill yourself faggot

Lawyerfag here, a citizens arrest is perfectly legal.

Did he bind the mexcriment's hands to the tree?

Get the sand out of your vagina you whiny bitch.

The horse was in its trailer, the guy got it out to ride the spic down.

That's nothing I've see Amish people pull up to Walmart in horse and buggy dressed like there in the 1800s

>this happened exactly as described
>he is also being praised by the police instead of saying "that was le dangerous"

Damn, there's hope for America.

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A man, with his horse and his dog, surveying all that he owns, a master of his domain. A man, strong enough to defend what is his, a man wise enough to know his own value.

>those trips

Confirmed for a woman

Get the fuck out nobody likes you cunts

>day of the rope training squads

It's pretty common in smaller towns where people keep horses. Horse needs to run so might as well ride it to the store.

REAL HUMAN BEAN

do you have her nudes ?

>just wondering.

"Prairies are gone, guna have to make do at the Wal-Mart"

Riding on tarmac roads isn't good for the horse's joints, though. That's why you see sand and grass where they're kept.