Simpson jokes you never got

>Simpson jokes you never got

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Spider Pig

>"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

>Go to the Simpsons store at Universal Studios
>All the Bort tags are sold out

"No, my son is also named Bort"

Bort isn't a name. And yet there were multiple people with that name on the store. Not too complicated

>inb4 suck and fuck

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The joke is that these things have every damn name possible but never have your actual name. My brothers name is Kaleb and the poor bastard has never found any of these novelty shits with his name on it

can anyone please answer this?

The joke is that Bort is not a name, at least it's not very common, but they have it and not a Bart one.

They only ever sell super generic names like David or Alice.

My name's Alistair and I don't think I've ever found one either

go back to simpsons shitposting

inb4 steamed ham

Bart isn't a common name either

Could you find a poorer quality clip please?

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Yea, like what gives? I remember this coming up at thanksgiving one year. My Uncle Bort and his son Bort ddidn't get it. I had a roommate named Bort, no idea either. My co-worker Bort said its cause they skipped Bart, but Ive never met a single person named Bart. Of all the Borts I met none of them got the joke either.

Why is Homer such a glutton? Obesity is a disease but they do such a bizarre representation of it, one that has little bearing on my real day to day life.

>obesity is a disease

now that's something obscure that i don't get either. Hope you get an answer

im sure there's a lot but i can't think of anything right now.
maybe the hammock thing from scorpio?

Nice try pichon

>obesity is not a disease

I don't understand this thread desu.

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Autistic people don't understand The Simpsons