Nice trips. The Dunmer have that chosen people shit going on. And one of their heroes, Veloth I think, was basically Moses.
Aiden Young
I thought Altmer were the jews and Thalmor were the zionists
Daniel Robinson
Same here, I'd switch it to Altmer
Jayden Carter
There's no exact counterpart to Elder Scrolls races and real life races. Except Nords, obviously.
Lincoln Brooks
>altmer not jews try again OP
Aiden Garcia
Redguard detected
Anthony Bennett
nords are slavs
Leo Taylor
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Charles Moore
Explain?
Owen Green
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Luke Anderson
for some it's easier for some it's not
All elfs are kikey in some way, except seemingly the Bosmer, so i propose this:
Nord - Vikings Breton - Celts with gypsies (for magic purposes) Redguard - Niggers and sandniggers, but less retarded Imperial - Romans, later other Latinids n shit with jap influence Altmer - Modern/Ashkenazi Jews with niggers for WE WUZ KANGZ purposes Bosmer - native americans with possible slight slav influence Dunmer - Ancient Jews with some sand coonery Orc - the Swiss but weirder Khajit - gypsies without their magic Argonians - smart niggers with native american influence, and possibly Turkic/Mongol/sand coon influence for their recent KILL ALL DUNMER REEEEE scheme Akaviri - various gookoids, primarily Jap + Mongol
Sebastian Ortiz
Argonians are native american.
Dunmer are based on the Japanese, but they don't integrate as well (and nords just plain hate them), hence the grey quarter.
Everything else pretty much checks out. There isn't a race in Tamriel that translates over to the American negro.
Charles Hernandez
Switch around the jooz and nips, milk-drinker and you have a deal.
>Justice for the Orcs! >Muh Orsimer Trianon!
Elijah Wilson
>Nord >Not nordic
Lel
>Altmer >Not le ebil nazi badguys
Wyatt Allen
Reminder that Talos was not a Nord from Atmora but a Breton from High Rock named Hjalti Earlybeard and he gained his power through treachery and magic, not divine right.
Adam Brooks
the lore and names are clearly taken from nordic culture. it's the slavs that somewhat share in our culture, possibly because vikings (the slavs call them varangians) founded the first version of russia
Daniel Moore
Orcs are obviously niggers you retard
Altmer are jews
Breton are inbred british faggots
Ian Ortiz
>Orc - the Swiss but weirder Kek this deserves more detail. Please tell?
Nicholas Cox
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Ryan Green
That's actually pretty spot on, I'd just change it a little bit. I'd switch out the Argonians nigger assessment for Mexicans, they have a very "dirty" culture, they live in shacks and have actually built up a tolerance to poisons and diseases in the game, actually I guess poo in loos would be far as well
Also Altmer should be Jews because they believe they have a mighty and superior culture, and are always tricking and deceiving the other races
Dunmer i'm not sure about but chinks doesn't sound quite like them, but then again I don't know what else does
Owen Nelson
Redguards are literally black humans. Are you saying Argonians are figuratively black?
Juan Baker
Redguard culture seems more Arabic. Argonians just act niggerish. They're former slaves, too.
Jack Young
Khajiit are eastern indian/persian. They have shit morals that they can scapegoat cause of "muh culture" and they are infamous for shitty smelling food. I agree about orcs resembling mongols. They pbviously dont do any naval travel and they use more natural homesteads
Justin Torres
Nord - Scandinavian/Aryan Breton - Celts/French Argonian - East Asians Altmer - Japanese Bosmer - Native European tribes Imperial - Romans Dunmer - Slavs Redguard - Arabs Khajiit - Don't know. maybe Gypsies, maybe North africans Orcs - Tatars
Alexander Smith
redguards are just swedish refugees
Cameron Russell
DARK ELVES BELONG IN MORROWIND
KEEP SKYRIM NORDIC
ANTI-RACIST IS JUST A CODE-WORD FOR ANTI-NORDIC
Ryan Jones
Argonians don't act niggerish, their behaviour is just not comprehensible for human beings. They act like reptiles.
Camden Watson
>live in mountains >like the Swiss, never fully a part of the Empire >live in small city states (like Swiss cantons) >good soldiers and often mercenaries >excellent metalworkers
Ethan Anderson
>swedish refugees
Sebastian Jones
Nice, I can dig that. I stand by the Mongol comparison but this also checks out.
Jose Fisher
Does anyone have the altmer cycle pic?
Kevin Bailey
but their hit and run tactics, the large amount of pleb-fieldworkers and dockworkers. And the way argonians act are very much like a dumb shitskin. They also smuggle hist into cyrodil along wit lotsa other shit.
Camden Jackson
that makes them more like mexicans than anything
Samuel Taylor
Huh, I didn't even have a Mexican race I just realized. What do you guys think? Are Argonians the beaners or is there a better comparison?
Alexander Collins
One of the best games ever made. A true shame they do not make RPGs like this anymore.
Have a map with better resolution. But you are only allowed so only if you take that remark on dunmer back, n'wah. Morrowind rightfully belongs to the Dunmer.
We're watching you
Dominic Flores
what race is the dragons?
Lincoln Barnes
Altmer are chinks. Nips are just chink-lite, aka Bosmer.
Colton Hughes
Balts?
Jaxon Sullivan
Good question. I'm not very familiar with your culture to be honest. What do you think?
Owen Bennett
Nords-Scandies and Germans Bretons-French Imperial-Murica Tree Elves-England High Elves-Jews Dark Elves-Russians Khajit-Arabs Lizard People-Japan Orc-Mongols
Ryan Rogers
Notch?
Leo Gray
where is skyrim?
altmer are Definitley the jews though
Hunter Reed
Since argonians are very tribal in some cases, and they also have royal asassins(cartel). In the official book series an argonian is a main character. Whenever a new character is introduced to him he thinks shit like if he could kill said person and flee without getting caught. he does it like four different times and im pretty sure he steals some fish.
Gavin Stewart
>TOP KEK Made my day, thx dude
Charles Davis
I second this. Ulfric is a shill plant created by altmer to distact imperials. That is real lore. They literally shilled there way to tha top and they hate white races more than any other.
Chase Smith
>where is skyrim? Not on the map. That's just Vvardenfell my dude.
Evan Miller
>slavs call them varangians most people who aren't retarded calls them varangians because varangians weren't vikings. varangians didn't raid or plunder jack shit, worst they did was taking slaves in slavlands and sold them to nigs down in constantinople among other stuff while getting lodse of dosh from being hired by the byzantine rulers. the traditional vikings in history who raided france, england etc had very few geats, gutes and swedes if any among them.