Whats your favorite Seinfeld episode tv?

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Tfw 5'4
Tfw tall girl fetish
Tfw none of them want me cause I'm short

The one where George lies about taking a gun from a mugger then beating him to death and fleeing the scene

They're actually trans

The one where they put a junior mint in a nigga while he was having surgery. Shit had me bustin' ass frfr

fuck they scrubbed it off the net

jason alexander says he did this on the Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

Who cares? You normies are obessed with lables and orientations. You have weak sense of selfm just like what u like and move the fuck on

how does he do it?

so.. you like what you like.. cocks?

Nah I'm asexual so I don't do well around cocks or pussies

I would however have no problem kissing a guy or girl I just won't go near their groin region

>I'm asexual
stopped reading right there

Good for you????

You're proud of yourself too. It's okay cause we all know it's a front. We all know you're ashamed of yourself.

The Opposite

The Race
The Gymnast
The Marine Biologist

I mean sexuality is a spectrum. I understand myself pretty well. Sorry if you get sexually intinidated every time you brush shoulders with a member of the opposite sex

Asexual is codeword for faggot.

by seriously hoping you guys don't

Some women love funny, quirky bald men.

gay

Faggot in deal.