Pray for Ellen

Pray for Ellen

but y tho?

i want to find the best deal on a new small car and i exclusively use yahoo

She needs us

Jesus wants fags to burn in eternal hellfire, so I'll politely refuse

is it the gay cancer?
it's the gay cancer

with what? who?

Lel. I remember those threads with Portia dumping Ellen for some guy called Negro or something and saying ''I need a real man''.

Is that why Obama gave her a reward?

never. she's a hack.

What is his endgame?

holy shit
give secret system

lol her name sounds like ellen degenerate and she's homosexual

Click here user >>>/VIDEO/

eating flour

Can lesbinims get the gay cancer?

>some hollywood degenerate homosexual is going to die

HE'S COMING LOCK THE DOORS

Cut off your legs

You can eat them, and afterwards you will use less energy, because of not walking anywhere

Portia thinking she could possibly be with anyone else is fucking hilarious to me. She looks like a 3rd grade science project right now.

>mfw it was the gay Ellen I didnt loathe
Life is strange.

no but they can get some weird vaginosis shit from cunnilingus

during the AIDS crisis lesbians were the best blood donors because they had the least likelihood of STDs though

I'm not religious

...

what's his name again Sup Forums?

*tips fedora*

what's going on? seriously

Mike "You smoke the pole, you pay the toll" Pence

Mike Pence

Mike "a little more juice will turn Caitlin back to Bruce" Pence

MIKE "309 ELECTORAL VOLTS" PENCE

>samefag

Using Mike Pence as a reaction image is one of the top five (5) faggyest things you can do, desu.

I don't own a hat either

Kek

Prevention of Emotional Neglect and Childhood Endangerment — or PENCE for short

t. cattle prod fodder

Sounds like someone's candidate won at the game nobody was playing.

>I'm not religious

What the fuck is happening?

I really hope trump steps down just so this based man can actually save ameria

We're trying to pray the gay away.

Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
Mike "Put the fag in the body bag" Pence
Mike "AC/DC if you're LGBT" Pence
Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
Mike "I'll turn your fruits into vegetables" Pence

>not American
>Hilary insults don't make sense
try harder faggot, Mike Pence images are super fucking gay. I actually want to 1 v 1 you any terrain morals turned off. Faggot.

Mike "Peek at me? Pikachu" Pence.

Mike "Lobotomy for Sodomy" Pence

>A FUCKING LEAF

Mike "Ready To Become Martyrs You Cum Bubble Farters?" Pence.

She's basically white Raven.

Are you religious, user? You shouldn't be. Religion is intellectual poison and the more you try to put words to your faith the further you get from God

>a foreigner who doesn't follow US elections
You're in the wrong place, bub.

Mike "Gay's Not Okay" Pence

>local man discovers way to enter without doors

Mike "Bag the fags" Pence
Mike "Homophabia is my middle name" Pence
Mike "You like wang? Bang!" Pence
Mike "save the flag, burn a fag" Pence
Mike "Like it up the Crapper, You'll get the Zapper" Pence
Mike "Zap a Fag" Pence
Mike "Turning Fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "One in five won't survive" Pence
Mike "Put the fag in a body bag" Pence
Mike "If you're touched by guys, you'll meet a thunderous demise" Pence
Mike "Have an electrifying day if you're gay" Pence
Mike "Let me have a beer while I electrocute a queer" Pence
Mike "Fighting blasphemy by putting gays through agony" Pence
Mike "shock the gay away" Pence
Mike "Strike The Dyke" Pence
Mike "Queer on a Pike" Pence
Mike 'take it up the batty, and I'll shock you til' you're natty' Pence
Mike "gas the dykes put faggots on spikes" Pence
Mike "Blast the gays with beta rays" Pence
Mike "Put The Fruitcake in a Suitcase" Pence
Mike "us right-wingers don't kill, but would you look at my electric bill" Pence
Mike "If you like cock, you're in for a shock" Pence
Mike "You swing the other way? Here comes the Enola Gay" Pence
Mike "Bury the Fairy" Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
Mike "Don't Jizz On the Electric Fence" Pence
Mike "Washington AC/DC" Pence
Mike "3-Phase For The Gays" Pence
Mike "Set Phasers to Straight" Pence
Mike "Punishment is gas if you like it in the ass" Pence
Mike "loading mags and zapping fags" pence
Mike "Sissy? More like Sizzle" Pence
Mike "drive my car through a gay bay" Pence
Mike "toss a grenade in the pride parade" Pence
Mike "interior design? Where's my nine" Pence
Mike "ISIS gets one thing right" Pence
Mike "Spray the Gays" Pence
Mike "youre gay? Oh we dont care, just sit in this electric chair" pence
Mike "90 gigawatts a day keeps the gay away" Pence
Mike "Static to the Faggots" Pence
Mike "Empty my nine on the gay bar line" Pence
Mike "Gay on a spike" Pence
Mike "Christian Sharia" Pence
Mike "Hoosier Daddy" Pence
Mike "Bum-Driller Killer" Pence

Mike "Live in denial or stand trial" Pence

He's so fucking queer looking I can't stand it.

>posting clickbait shit headlines on Sup Forums
>thread stays up

>thread about attractive female in movie
>deleted


what did they mean by this?

>Pray for a sodomite

Mike "Set the Gays Ablaze" Pence
Mike "Eradicate those Fruitcake" Pence
Mike "Curing Queers with Amperes" Pence
Mike "Spray and Pray at the Gay Pride Parade" Pence
Mike "Straight Jackets for the Flaming Faggots" Pence
Mike "Alternating Current for Alternative Lifestyles"Pence
Mike "Whether You Catch or Pitch, I'm Flipping the Switch" Pence
Mike "Suck a Cock? You're Getting a Shock" Pence
Mike "Loading Mags and Dropping Fags" Pence
Mike "Electroshock Your Love of Cock" Pence
Mike "Put the fag in the body bag" Pence
Mike "Ignite the Sodomite" Pence
Mike "Zap the Traps" Pence
Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence
Mike "Pride Parade Napalm Raid" Pence
Mike "Making Queers Disappear" Pence
Mike "Doomsday For The Modern Gay" Pence
Mike "Converting The Faggot's Mental Habits" Pence
Mike "Phosgene For The Homo Queen" Pence
Mike "what happens next will shock you" Pence
Mike "Talk about gays in the past tense" Pence
Mike "If your asshole's loose, you get to meet Zeus" Pence
Mike "the best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
Mike "stick your wiener there and it's the chair" Pence
Mike "Living AIDS" Pence
Mike "Zap them Queer-os like Mosquitoes" Pence
Mike "Resistors Are All Passive" Pence
Mike "Fagging Up The Electric Bill" Pence
Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
Mike "If you try and kill the Don, i'm elected and you're gone" Pence
Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
Mike "Like it in the rear? In the chair you'll sear" Pence

>not American
opinion discarded

Canada's flag is the most patrician.
Prove me wrong.

you can't

We could have had Jim "No more gooks, no more spooks" Webb.

woah, he may actually look like a bigger faggot than Pence.

Mike "Cut the queers into tenths" Pence

I'm not sure your b8 is working, my man

I still have hope that he'll be Secretary of State

First thing i thought of too.

WEBB! SURGE

it really isn't bait, I hate this guy's face and it makes me sick. Not everyone's out to offend you, sister.

Ellen has good delivery and is pretty funny...I wish her no I'll will.

OH ON THAT SUBJECT what color gloves and shoes to NFL player wear when they acknowledge testicular cancer? I can't remember.

I'm not offended, I'm on your side.

>turning fruits into vegetables

okay this one got me

>he's really bitching about breast cancer
I don't think testicular cancer affects both men and women like breast cancer does.

than settle down and sit on my face, qt?

>Disparage Trump
>Die
Ah...another addition to the collage

she's alive, faggot.

I am more worried about how this mark on my toe could be a sign of cancer.

But for how long?

can this year get any better?

why is frank yang so based?

Mike "I Spray The Gay Away With My Nine" Pence

>Vagughhhh

The Barbie movie she's writing will have some lame cliche scene about her trying on high heels to try and be "girly" because she has no originality, and instead of fake falling over, she'll actually fall and her weight will snap her ankle in two.

Pray it gets hit by a bus?

Sure.

she probably is gonna get ovarian cancer like every other lesbian on the planet

doesnt work

>Praying for the health of an unrepentant Sodomite to the same God Who states repeatedly in His Bible that Sodomites are bound for Hell upon death

So that happens when a woman doesn't get a good dicking?

Pray? In this godless Babylon of a world? Ha!

>Actually watched one of these things one day to see if there'd be any dank maymay material in it
>It's just some 50 year old fat Jew saying how after "a 20 year case study" he has discovered that buying raw materials and making your own meals from it is much cheaper than buying pre-made meals or microwave shit

Apparently common sense is a secret.

What was he shilling? A cookbook or some shit?

Are Asians a cuck race?

>taking American politics seriously, ever
Keep suckling retardedly from the republic's teat you white knight faggot. Representative democracy will never fuck you, no matter how much you defend it.