Make a typo

>make a typo
>close the thread and never look back

>make a thread
>I was actually posting a reply

Not your blog
Fuck off

>make a post
>thread gets deleted immediately

>make post
>someone misinterprets your point and insults you
>spend the next couple of replies trying to correct him
>he just keeps insulting you

Make a funny original Harry Potter thread, no replies.

>purposefully say something retarded about a subject I have no knowledge on so I can get educated

>post a poorly thought argument
>other user defends you

Thank you mysterious stranger

>Thread is archived hours later
>Think of the perfect comeback only then

>mocks a faggot
>faggot kills self

>post seems funny in my mind
>post it
>it's not funny

you're welcome

But reddit wants Sup Forums to be their chatroom

>make a really funny post
>no responses
>get reaction images and react to my post to get the ball rolling
>get called out as samefag

>post an argument you genuinely believed in and thought was perfectly fine
>someone tears apart your argument
>close thread and repeat to myself over and over:
>"It doesn't matter it's just Sup Forums it'll be gone in an hour It doesn't matter it's just Sup Forums it'll be gone in an hour It doesn't matter it's just Sup Forums it'll be gone in an hour"

>new episode of show comes out
>thread discussing and live posting
>can't watch it till the following day
>no more threads on it, try to make one that only gets a couple of replies

How do I get my threads to 200+ replies

...

gee i wonder why

Post BLACKEDkino

>witty reply
>thread gets 300 more posts
>0 replies

I know that feel

...

Samefag

>Actually make a funny post
>Get replies
>Bitter user calls them samefag

>even replying to the cuck spammer
Sad!

Just one more thing...

>make misinformed post
>annon call you out
>kek trolled you

>the cuckspammer trying to blame me for the cuckspamming is a Sup Forumsbabby

could you be any more pathetic?

Samefag fuckin cunt.

>makes interesting thread
>gets archived with 0 replies

>start typing a post
>10 minutes later, almost done
>reformat it for 15 more minutes
>decide to cut a paragraph and completely rewrite it
>thread has updated with new arguments, time to include a few short replies to them as well
>oh I'm sure they'll love that one it actually has quite good arguments in it that will make people think
>a minute away from posting the post and the thread 404s

>when alice pedo isn't there
>no cuck spam
>when alice pedo is here
>cuck spam
Its merely a coincidence though right?
a coincidence that keeps happening over and over

>make good post
>don't get upvotes

>make a post I know will get (You)s
>don't get any

I miss Columbo

>want to start thread about movie
>give up because I know it would barely get replies

>Make thread
>Gets derailed by a redditor

>get worried that no one can see you post
>reopen thread in incognito mode to be sure
>wait hours for a (you)
>thread deleted your post was the last post

>forget about thread
>enter the thread
>see (you)s
>get excited

>Post a copypasta
>Get 30 (You)'s from newfags

You know which one I use.

If I had to guess, you were bashing the Harry Potter franchise to trigger fanboys. I mean, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>you got the last word in your internet fight

;)

>post in a thread
>eventually close tab (don't like having many open)
>hours later remember to check if the were any replies
>thread's dead
>can't respond to the fuckers that insulted me
>they probably left the thread with a grin on their faces "yeah I owned him"

>find the only good thread on tv in months
>mods suddenly exist on Sup Forums and delete it

>write a greentext relevant to this thread
>while filling in the captcha, start to think post is actually really lame
>close the reply window without posting

This desu. Fucking hate livefags.

>Thread is archived hours later
>>Think of the perfect comeback only then

the jerk store called!

Fuck you dude you're so fucking disgusting if you get off to her. Holy fuck if you're the loser posting all the pics and gifs of that filthy looking golem every thread I sincerely hope she dies and you go to prison for it. She is DISGUSTING dude. Seriously how can you look at her and not immediately feel like washing your hands? She's the type of person that if you visited their dirty little hovel you wouldn't want to sit on or touch anything out of fear of catching something. Not even sexually disgusting, but just a dirty unkempt gross human being. Drown that slut in bleach if only to clean her up a bit

>disagree with someone
>I lose the argument
>start samefagging agreeing with myself
>start making obscure references to confuse the other poster
>when all his lost, samefag as different poster urging us to agree to disagree

>post a response
>realize it's retarded
>try to delete
>you must wait longer before deleting this post
>anxiety

>get distracted
>posts can no longer be deleted

FUCK

>For once in your life take the time to think out, revise and scrutinize your own thoughts and words.
>Finally satisfied with honest, concise and fare post you've made.
>Thread does not exist/ You are banned.
>Go back to worthless lowbrow shit posting and never try ever again.

>the internet conection fail before you put your response in your internet fight

>Thread updates and you've already got a reply to a crossed out post number.

>start arguing with an user
>there's someone else arguing with that same user
>get ganged up on by multiple anons
>the other user is no where in site

COWARD

>make anime threads on Sup Forums because too scared Sup Forums will make fun of me

Not him but who is it?

>user talks about planning on killing himself
>everyone telling him to do it and live stream
>spend ten minutes typing a heartfelt plea for user to stay strong and reveal intimate past experiences to show I truly know what its like to be worthless but to hold out
>hit post
>thread does not exist
>spend entire night wondering and worrying if user offed himself based on shitposters calling him a fag

>make a cheeky post
>Error: You are banned
>click to continue
>Now that you have seen this message you are no longer banned
>desire to make a cheeky post has subsided

>post unpopular opinion
>everyone in thread gangs up against me
>reply to my own post and call myself a faggot and tell me I should go back to redddit

>find a thread about a topic you are interested in
>reply to a post
>they reply back
>have an engaging and satisfying conversation about something you are both interested in
>not antagonsim, only discussion
>eventually, the conversation dies
>keep it open anyway hoping another reply will come up
>it doesn't
>genuine disappointment as this the most enjoyment you've gotten out of this site in an months

I think we've run into the same guy.
Why do people feel the need to be so mean on here?

heh good one

here's a (You)

It's okay, user. I'm the type to read those posts and chuckle at them out of appreciation most of the time, but never bother to reply to it. No point in adding to the post count just to toss an acronym denoting my mirth.

I'm stealing this advice for when i get myself into another messy situation, thanks.

Some cam attention whore who eats chips and acts "quirky" half the time. Based on the gifs and pics they post that is. They probably diddle themselves but they're fucking gross and I cannot imagine anyone finding it in any way at all sexy. You would have to truly be a vile sad lonely monstrous looking loser to find her attractive

Sup Forums is toxic, I don't blame you.

>Go to reply to someone
>You accidentally post the reply as a new thread

>Try to do special formatting in your post
>Completely fuck it up

>Post a thread of a news article, cite it using green text
>Fuck up and don't put a > infront of one of the paragraphs

>Attach a screenshot
>You forgot to edit out your info or bookmarks

>Someone posts some shit you have no idea about but disagree with the concept of it
>General wiki it and copy paste shit to prove them wrong
>You fuck up and post shit that has nothing to do with the debate at hand and you done fucked up

>Post a thread thinking Sup Forums will love it
>404 with no replies

>come to Sup Forums to see if any good movies have been made lately worth checking out
>none, zero, nada, everything's shit

>make a bait thread
>no replies

A lack of perspective and the inherent irrationality and irritability that comes from excessive internet browsing

>Someone posts a screenshot
>No funny tabs

>mistype the name of the freaking board
>pretend it's a subtle bait

>your post was the last post
why does this always happen?

>see some retards saying stupid shit
>begin typing a responses
>struggle with language cause slavshit
>give up

>arguing with someone
>multiple users against you
>leave the thread hoping it gets archived soon and you're safe
>come back the next day
>it's at the top of the catalog

>see that a bane thread has over 100 replies
>make a funny and original one
>zero replies

I fucking hate you faggots

>make a well thought out post
>some user trivializes all your points in a greentext

Wow did you seriously just write all of that

wtf

Come back home, Bernd.

>never replied to your mother will die posts
>mom is alive and kicking

We should all try to be more honest with each other all the time from now on. No excuses.
Even if it's just the people in this thread reading this.
It'll do some honest good for your own and others well being, as well as make the board that bit more bearable all round.

Seriously did Quentin write this originally?
Also love the how the first sentence transitions into the copy pasta. Hooks them every time.
>"No!"
kek

Kek

>thingsthatneverhappened.webm

this keeps me up at night

It happened to me on Sup Forums a few days ago.

>get into argument with fag
>run out of arguments
>think up the perfect reply
>it's 3 days later and the thread is dead

MADMAN

Doesn't ring a bell but she kind of looks like Anne Hathaway in that picture there.

part of it is taken from Harold Bloom

>give serious input
>get told to go to Reddit

No you go back, shitposter.

>30 years old and been on her since I was 17 years old
>Haven't made a single friend off this site, learned nothing new (except conspiracy-tier shit which is probably all false)
>Realise that even sitting in the dark for all those thousands of hours staring into nothing would be as productive as this
>Other people my age all have sports teams they've been on for a decade, dedicated their free time to charities and work
>Every date I go on I always fuck up when they ask "so what hobbys do you have" and I just reply with "I...I'm a pretty boring person" because it's either that or tell them I sit on the internet at 2am discussing how the holocaust didn't happen to a bunch of 18 year old edgy skin heads

sorry friend, I had a rough morning

This. Also samefag

faggot

>30 year old lonely man seeking validation from 14 year olds
>call him a faggot

Get a hobby. It's not too late. It never is.