OFFICIAL BEER STYLES POWER RANKINGS

1. Stout
2. Kölsch
3. Amber Ale
4. Hefeweizen
5. Porter
6. Brown Ale
7. Saison
8. Pilsner
9. Cream Ale
10. Dunkel


90001. IPA

This is correct

>americunts talking aout beer


MUH MICROPENIS BREWS

MUH FRAT PARTY KEG

Upset at our superior beer culture?

MUH OREGON HIPSTER CRAFT BEERS

MUH GERMAN HERITAGE

i admit i know nothing about beer and i only buy the cheapest shit to drink a lot

You just went too far buddy

Good post. IPA's are fucking disgusting

IPA is the meme of choice with microbrews here and OP has it rightfully placed where it belongs though

>Tfw rarely drink beer

>rankings aren't seasonally dependent
wew la how's summer vacation going

>pilsner that low
>hefeweizen that high
fuck your loaf of bread need to add citrus bullshit beer

For me, it's the darker the better when it comes to beer.

i like my beer like my women
yellow and with a good body

ground up and in the freezer :D

t. tyrone jackson

>beer is a staple of watching sports
>have no friends so always watch sports alone
>have no friends so i never got to bars and learn about what beers are good
>never drink
>tfw cant eve enjoy sports

>this absolute pleb taste

i just drink rum with cola alone when i watch my sports haha

>separating stouts and porters
>IPAs that low
Well obviously you don't know a damn thing
Opinion discarded

Ayyy sporting cristal!

I still don't know what the fuck IPA is even supposed to be.
It's like bitter capri sun

Canada worships the shit. Fuck

Try making some friends

Source faggot

I FUCKING LOVE IPAS AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>no hard cider

>no testicles

TFW LIGHTER IPAS ARE ACTUALLY DARKER IN COLOR THAN THE STRONGER ONES AAAAAAHHHHHHH

>alcohol
Waste of money. Waste of brain cells. Kills 100K people per year. Destroys hundreds of thousands of families and friendships. Responsible for 1/3 of all fatal car accidents. A destructive band aid for the root of what ails you. A sneaky, conniving crutch. Makes you look like a fucking retard. Confirms to the world that without its aid, you are a boring ass uninteresting nothercucker sheep follower instead of an independent thinker and leader.

No thanks. But please, go ahead. Keep lining the beer makers pockets so they can live lives of luxury and spend billions in subliminal advertising on a yearly basis.

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you can drink some alcohol without turning into an alcoholic, you know? it isn't even that addictive

I drink about 6 days per week and still don't suffer when I'm 7-10 days in a row without drinking

You sure proved me wrong, ya lemming

>I can stop any time, I swear! I just don't want to that's all

Way to ignore all my other points btw

>You sure proved me wrong, ya lemming

HAHAHA BASED CHILE BRO

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>Kölsch
>literal pisswater
>2.

Everyone who likes Kölsch is an abomination

>He's still trying
Your bait is weak but at least you're commited

Lay off the alcohol pal, then try again

>Lay off the alcohol pal, then try again

Wew breh way to prove me wrong! I'm totally considering drinking now

. IPA
good list

We lad! You're so smart and cultured!! I'm totally stopping drinking my beer RIGHT NOW because I want to be you!!!

>Wew breh way to prove me wrong! I'm totally considering drinking now

Wow. Someone is mad. But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, alcohol does make people aggressive.

>Wow. Someone is mad. But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, alcohol does make people aggressive.

Don't get so upset dude. It's just the beer talking. Listen, I think you should lay off the sauce. Clearly it's making you aggressive and agitated. Shame. Call your local AA chapter tomorrow. It's for your own good - and society's

>be a mostly non-drinker but do drink a little bit sometimes
>get insulted for it, called a pussy, a faggot, weak, effeminate, lightweight, basically shunned for it
>also hear stories about how people who don't drink literally have to fill up glasses with water or soda and say they are vodka or mixed drinks or something just to not look out of place
>never judge anyone else for drinking unless they drink and drive

>people who drink say how much they hate how non-drinkers judge them and how they never judge non-drinkers themselves

happens all the time at sports events apparently, where people basically go just to drink

>Don't get so upset dude. It's just the beer talking. Listen, I think you should lay off the sauce. Clearly it's making you aggressive and agitated. Shame. Call your local AA chapter tomorrow. It's for your own good - and society's

I like fruity beers and I'm not ashamed. Saisons and Hefeweizen make my dick hard. Memes aside, next time you are getting a six pack, try a saison they are great.

>alcoholics literally THIS mad at being BTFO
Really makes me want to consider stopping drinking honestly.

CHILL OUT DUDE SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A FUCKING BEER HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>drinking the fermented jew

For me, it's the really small foamy beer.

>Dark malts in summer

>>alcoholics literally THIS mad at being BTFO
>Really makes me want to consider stopping drinking honestly.

This is what happens when you drink beer, folks. You act like a dumbass

Not a good look

EVERYONE QUICK ACT SOPHISTACTED FOR THE GENTLEMAN OF THE THREAD

>summer in July

Literally nothing wrong.

Calm down man. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Aggressiveness. Agitation. Quick to anger. Seething rage. All common side effects of alcohol.

This is NOT healthy

>Calm down man. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Aggressiveness. Agitation. Quick to anger. Seething rage. All common side effects of alcohol.
>This is NOT healthy

1. Tripple
2. Double IPA
3. IPA
4. APA
5. Scotch

I bet you're real blast at parties.

t. friendless incel

damn, you need a drink

Say it with me: "Hi, my name is [insert your name here], and I am an addict."

Just drink Coors light or Bud Light. Beer is about the effect, not the taste. Stop being a tryhard hipster.

BARKEEP

gimme a scotch on the rocks

I got it. Lets just do meth

>Say it with me: "Hi, my name is [insert your name here], and I am an addict."

I have tons of fun without needing the aid of alcohol. As long as I steer clear of all the alcohol drinkers - I don't find people acting like retards funny. Otherwise I'd work for the Special Olympics.

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>Just drink Coors light or Bud Light.
You mean Miller Light, my friend.

>the "logic" of drunkards
Impressive. Not.

>Just drink Coors light or Bud Light. Beer is about the effect, not the taste.
then why would you drink watered down piss with less alcohol?

how? i quit drinking 6 years ago and haven't had any fun since

Alright you alcoholics I'm done taking my shit. But remember this. It's never too late to put the beer down and quit for good. I'm rooting for you all!

just ran out of fedora pics so i'm just gonna tell ya i don't even drink lol

A PITCHER OF PALE ALE FOR MY BUDS

Try developing a personality. One that isn't "WOOOO BEER MAN HAHA YEAH WOOOOOOOOOO"

Do you still hang out with drinkers?

>tons of fun

Nobody who has fun says shit like that lmao

Not him but I'm fine drinking watered down piss when I'm golfing 18 holes on the weekend. I'm out there for a while in the sun and I'm not about to be drinking heavy beer.

Currently in rehab and AA for alcoholism but I still drank 4 24 ounce beers and bunch of rum and whiskey tonight.

Pissed dirty three times in two weeks

Don't drink kids

Ive heard that there are beers with 40~ grades of alcohol. Any eurobro have tried one?

stay off Sup Forums, dork

we can tell it's you by your style of writing you know

You see the world in very defined lines and neat categories. Probably why you're so uptight and angry all the time. Have a drink or two and chill.

What do you mean???

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>no quadrupel
>no tripel
>no red ale
>no flanders red ale
>porter and brown listed at all
5/10, see me after class

you must be VERY drunk to not get what i mean
HeHeHa

it's just a thing with some gen z'ers. they'll convince themselves things are inherently bad if it's something that's still beyond their protective shell (dating, trying alcohol, getting a job, etc.)

You want proof motherfucker?

sure

>He can get drunk drinking light beer
Found the pussy

He just shitposting right?

I mean thats just considered normal here.

Literally only drink craft ales when the choice is there