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anyone remember the cuckio meme

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck off Yanks,
and the Pakis too.

people who say their favourite food is pizza are retarded unless they specify the type of pizza they like most

hmmm

>if your daughter ends up a slut then you're a shit parent
my dads cousin raised his 3 daughters very conservatively and only the middle daughter became a slut
i think its because of the people she made friends with

not a single pixel

Might play some of the ol' SS13 lads

No sons?

excellent
put so many hours of autism into that game
wish I knew a decent server

Im hoping to try FTL13 it seems alright. I think they only host the servers at weekends though

no

>RPfags

Agreed, though pizza would be a valid answer to "type of food"

Poor man. All this work for nothing.

im covered in hives every day with no explanation

what is the cut-off lineage for whites?
what if you have one black great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa? are you still white?

always been curious tBH

I hate people that over-specify their favorite pizza.
Makes me feel like they don't enjoy much.

First, which nations and peoples of Europe are white? Seems that would be the place to start.

Racial boundaries are fairly vague and depend on the society/individual you're speaking to.

Has pornography messed up your attitude toward sex and women's bodies?

one drop

t. pure

if your DNA test comes back with anything but 100% north western european you are not white

No, but life and Sup Forums have.
Have picked up a move or two from porn though.

but aren't all humans from africa?

no it hasn't although i'm sure it's fucked me up in far more serious ways

t. been watching porn near daily for about 14 years now

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Getting /fit/ has changed my attitude toward bodies more than anything, I have considerably higher standards now and specific tastes. Porn has made me crave and enjoy anal related sex more than vanilla.

no one said they had to be niggers

the out of africa theory is not supported by a lot of evidence and recently there was a discovery of early hominid remains in the balkans that predate any found in africa

at the end of it we really don't know where people first evolved or if convergent evolution occurred or not

goodnight shit

Why don't razors remove all the hair lads?

really wish i wasn't extremely hairy lads

>in the balkans
but they're not white? so my point still stands?

yeah thats what parts of my skin look like

I wonder what would happen if a shemale impregnates a woman.. I suppose it's against the law to do it but I'm very interested to see what an offspring of such pairing would look like

What are you using? Disposables?

is dark hair and blue eyes an irish thing

wilkinson sword quattro here thinking about going back to gillette. Any recommendations?

Literally this.

no

have that but zero irish blood

100% anglo me

I'm Irish and blonde/ blue eyes

>tfw not on that list

>i'm irish
you literally, LITERALLY aren't

>I'm Irish and blonde/ blue eyes
absolutely subhuman post my friend

unlikely anglo women love them a paddy cock

what show is this

god Sup Forums is fucking stupid
some people post generals when there is literally a board called VIDEOGAME GENERALS

Might just get some male Veet equivalent for facial hair.

Don't bother with these things. If you're going to buy disposable then stick with things like Gillette Blue II.

Ideally you want to get a Merkur, or similar, and learn how to use it properly. Guarantee it'll be the best and closet shave you have ever had.

>Merkur
Looks like a Bond gadget.

>Gillette Fusion Proglide Razor Blades 4pcs.
>755 THB (17 quid)
yeh, I might look into that

People telling me how great 'love island' is... Fuck. Off.

anyone know which razor is best for shaving hair off vaginas? like them nice and smooth

It's amazing that at this stage of technology we're still scraping sharp metal across our faces to remove hair as we were centuries ago.

There needs to be like a spray bottle which dissolves hair and is good for your skin by now or something.

Just witnessed a family member making tea for the first time; he first puts the hot water in, then adds milk. Only afterwards does he add the teabag.

hello retard, do you want to discuss another topic?

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useless post, go back to Sup Forums
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me usin the ole throwaway Bics like a real fucking man
absolutely lugubrious the levels you'll stoop to get a good shave these days

The difficulty of explaining to my foreign friends as to why every British person knows where 'on the side' is

isn't milk considered sacrilege

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Our Bus driver has gone the wrong way, instead of asking why everyone on board has accepted the new route.

what? no.

These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

Was riding a Greyhound cross country once and halfway through the trip our driver decides he's too behind schedule and starts taking off during a stop leaving like 4 people stranded in Montana without any of their stuff. Literally had to run out of the store and chase down the bus for 2 blocks before he let me back on.

is it sugar then
i know there's something tea drinkers argue about

Local access shows are no longer a thing with modern television and YouTube.
There was always some weirdo discussing completely irrelevant nonsense.
Love the HSN bloopers.
youtube.com/watch?v=kjoCeL-f8Mk

Milk nor sugar is considered sacrilege in tea, whilst people may bicker over quantity and which order they are added.

this is quite apt.
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youtu.be/tWt4NI9KL8E

I either have my tea black or with a bit of honey and/or lime

FOY

I see Hungary's border fence is working well.

well, you're a leaf.

alri bender

starting my day with a nescafé™ vanilla latté

jus mad cup te

might start using xanax

might start using palindromes

please don't, benzos are horrific

wow

i just want them for coke comedowns 2bh

a man a plan a canal panama

Work in 25 minutes

oWo

Wish God existed so I had someone to blame.

NASCAR
mirror
level
stirts

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>made a mistake patching the launcher on my phone and fucked it.

don't care

howdy pardners

Not gay but I like wanking to big cocks desu

I have no interest in real women. I would consider this an improvement after seeing what twats people make of themselves chasing after them, though.

Why fuck once a week when I can wank thrice a day?

>thrice
doesn't that hurt

put tihalad in bin

Cope harder. Are you going your own way?
Yeah, that'll really show them.

tihalad

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