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People who use Tumblr might be mentally challenged...

>might
what did he mean by this?

as always, women outdo themselves with stupidity


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tablecloths predate the Victorian era...

So clearly since we're so irrational and can't control our boners, rape is a non-issue right? After all we can't control it, just like all the stupid decisions women make on a daily basis.

Almost made me think, sort of.

telling a silly joke with a small story as cover
OP your making mountains of molehills

That sounds like a urban legend, though boners do kinda suck sometimes.
I'll take them over being a completely irrational, emotional mess though.

>posting (((snopes)))
>calling other people stupid
get a load of this kike

t. tumblr

Tb.h covering them up just makes them sexier. After a little footplay with those long, curvaceous legs while sitting next to your parents, it's impossible not to pop a boner

this
i frequently masturbate to the thought of table legs and anybody who doesnt is a homo

>dick status: muh
DELETE THIS

>Every woman has a period
>Every woman cries for no reason
>Not every man has a table
>Not every man has cloth
>Not every man has dinner
>Not every man can get a boner
>Not every man gets a boner for a table
>Every man is a table-molesting pervert anyway

Feminist equality in action

then why there are hundreds if not thousands of videos of woman fucking table legs?

lewd

Oderint dum metuant.

kek

Cis-tableist scum

STOP POSTING PORN ON Sup Forums!!!

>Boners don't make men irrational emotional messes
Explain angsty white knights.

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>all that salt
she must be on her period

200,000 notes?

Also, are they implying men got aroused because a table leg is phallic looking? Are they implying men are faggots?

Anyone have that screencap of the guy with the floor tile fetish?

>>Not every man can get a boner
>>>/tumblr/

REPORTED
SAGED
HIDDEN

It's true that they do, but a lot of men actually manage to overcome their natural instincts with discipline and willpower.

I haven't met very many women who are able to do this. All of them just seem to give in to emotions on a whim and blame everyone else around them for their behaviour rather than themselves.

Women will even point it out in other women without seemingly realizing nor acknowledging that they also do it. It's flabbergasting.

really makes you think huh ?

Now here's a REAL fact from the Victorian era: women used to treat their irrational behavior (called "hysteria") by going to male doctors and having them rub their clit until they came

If you are smart you can get rid of that irrationality in a couple of minutes.

I hate you both, so much.

youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w

Is that even true?

This reminds me of a story this dude told the class in a community college class.

The (black) teacher was talking about how she didn't like young black people calling each other the 'n-word.'

Homie raises his hand and says, "Actually, 'my nigga' comes from the Niga tribe of Africa. Their traditional greeting was to call each other Niga to make sure they was in the same tribe. So now as a sign of our African roots, we still call each other 'nigga'. It has nothing to do with 'nigger' which is what they called slaves."

A few other people nodded their heads in agreement. He was dead serious.

Trying to embarrass men by claiming they get aroused is like trying to make fun of a white guy for having a boring, blue-collar job.

Oh no! She made attribution towards my virility!

No but nice quads

Did the professor believe that bullshit?

They literally bleed down there, don't they? What a world we live in.

I got you senpai

retard doesnt realize that table cloths are there to keep the table from getting dirty lmao

And that table leg's name? Albert Einstein.

wow.... realy makes u thin k....

>men
>angsty white knights

Choose one and only one

>tumblr
>blowing anyone except their somalian overlords

Requesting the dude who got his rocks off by beating it to floor tiles

I think it was from Sup Forums?

historytoday.com/blog/2011/10/victorian-jokes-best-19th-century-humour
>"See here, wait, I've found a button in my salad." "That's all right, sir, it's part of the dressing."
>Marriage is an institution intended to keep women out of mischief and get them into trouble.
>HE: "I am a millionaire. Haven't I got money enough for both of us?'"
SHE: "Yes, if you are moderate in your tastes."
>WIFE: "You loved me before we were married!"
HUSBAND: "Well, now it's your turn!"
Just add a small story to these and you could be the next Jay Leno!
Although maybe your not wrong
>message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=59348

Ugh.... kinkshaming?
How problematic...
No.... just no.....

It's not quite for ants, but I think it's completely unreadable

I guess some dumb cunt was serious about a myth.
Was I really wrong to think it was just a joke?