CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2228

Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 65RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $50
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian Sup Forums) is no longer safe: bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.

Other urls found in this thread:

obr2ch.github.io/
pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference
naans-media.ru
bloomberg.com/energy/
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF
zenrus.ru/
stocktime.ru/
worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

Archive
obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2225] pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1 (embed)

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Дaнныe peaлтaйм c TradingView, гpaфик oткpывaeтcя пo кликy. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Cтpимы c вaлютнoгo pынкa:
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45

What do Russians think about Finland?
How soon will you be invading?

Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

tell me about buryatia anons

Чтoбы пиcaть в тpeд жмитe [Post a Reply] ввepхy cтpaницы.

I'm not really familiar with Finland, but looks like separe from Russian Empire is a best thing ever happens to you.
>How soon will you be invading?
I don't think you'll ever be invaded untill Timchenko or Rotenberg death

Isn't this kind of thread too slow for Sup Forums?

>But what I don't understand is why they are even bothering. Both nations have second strike capacity with nuclear armed subs.
Nukes can be obtained by terrorists and mad people. Nuke explosions around the world is very wrong thing by many standarts.
Highest murder rate in russia and one of the highest in the world. People who had military service with them call those people animals and really dangerous. Girls can be noice though.
yes it is. People cannot bypass ddos protection.

For this board, certainly.
You might find more luck over at . It's traditionally been the refuge for Russians when 2ch goes down. Just please don't spam Yoba.

Mods send us here.

God speed, russiabros

Does investing in russia from the outside help? If so, how to get started?

>USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour

No wonder. After last night ban some give a rest for few hours and probably even holidays. Both sides shitposters probably were affected too.
Mod deported us here lol

>Does investing in russia
You'd better play short on government companies.

Besides that, look, there's now no kremlinbots at all. No disgusting shitposting at all.

>being a manlet
>any year

You probably confused them with Tuva. Buryatia is like russificated drunken Chinese land. Tuvans hated by almost everyone in Siberia, but personally I've never saw any

This must be the best quality Russian posting I've seen on Sup Forums, to be honest. So there's a good chance all those shits are/were kremlinbots?

I still don't understand what is happening. I haven't visited 2ch for 2-3 years or so.
Wut de fug?

I always hear russia has huge oil reserves. How do you guys compete with opec? Id imagine the government has a huge stake in that industry considering the petro dollar etc.

Are there industries that the government doesn't meddle in? Either having a stake or actively oppressing? Something foreign investors with no government ties can get into?

i'm sorry, maybe. Only thing i know about those places is throat singing.
yes, yes and yes. It better be that everyone here gained pattern of kremlinbot shitposting style. That people can see real russians behind that shitload.
Too many to explain. Some people get tired of kremlinbot and go to other boards. Now we are just explaining russia to foreigners.
i'm only studying oil thing now.
>doesn't meddle in?
Most of big companies now are always in relationships with government, or even created by people from government.
Little ones may be free of government hand, but they are attacked by it's structure anyway.

I thought you guys were banned from Sup Forums.

Semi banned.

Redpill me on Semax.
We had a thread about depression few days ago and some selfproclaimed syrian pharmacist said it works pretty good.

>Semi banned.
Why though?

There were massive ddos attack from kremlin. Nobody knows why, but still. Lots of russian ip was blocked from posting here. Some now are unbanned, but not all.
Advanced medicaments are not common in russia, but if you need to really help to your brain - go to netherlands and get some shrooms here or something similar to it. But you'd better research how it works and how to use it.

>latvia
>grasp on reality
didnt expect really anything
read the first posts

Other Russians got really rustled and ddosed Sup Forums which led to a temporary rangeban apparently.

I'm asking because of that DNR video where a seemingly buryat novorossiyan soldier beats up a russian soldier

Also, how would you spread the blame for the poor economy?

Do the EU and American sanctions fuck you guys a lot? It always bothers me that we have to fuck the little guys in other countries to put pressure on the ones at the top.

For what it's worth, i hate our leadership too

I've got short paste for such questions.
Nope, there are three main things that fuck the shit up. System political and economic crisis which began in beginning of 10's. Oil prices, which is like blood for our economy and sanctions which cut of some profitable manufacturing due to it's owners - pootins friends.

To become some kind normal country, russia needs normal government, freedom from ideology, freemod of business and private property. But, main thing is that people here must demand and fight for it.
yep, i remember such.

Why are you so butthurt? Someone from around here bullied you?

Then how do you feel about NATO coming closer and closer to russia?

Do you welcome the US in poland and the balkans like we were in Ukraine?

Personally, i dislike it because it's my tax dollars. But I'd understand from another country's point of view of getting aid/being occupied from within a closed system why it might be welcomed.

>NATO coming closer and closer to russia?
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth and do some fucking research before you post memes?

Ok, maybe we haven't gotten any closer since we've been on the border the entire time.

Still, if Russia had a military presence military exercises in cuba and increased activity, a lot of goys here would be freaking out.

I ask because i want to know

Haши пpoпycтили c пeнaльти.
Russia England 0-1

c штpaфнoгo жe

Tьфy, co штpaфнoгo. Дeбил-кoммeнтaтop зaпyтaл.

I thought NATO invasion must happened after shot down of that boeing. My opinion is not that much common. People here like western lifestyle and america as country but invasion triggers some shit in their brains and they even can die to protect motherland, even with iphones in their pockets after meal in mcdonalds, you know.

Moлoдцы, oтcкoчили.
1-1

russian away jersey is pretty based 2bh

Hy я знaл, чтo нa гpyппoвых вceгдa кaтaют вaтy и нa пocлeдних минyтaх oбычнo зaбивaют, нo тyт пpям хopoшo cpaбoтaли

OP is a fag LOL

Кaкиe тeбe eщё пpyфы, Coзoнтий Пoлиeвктoвич ?

>Other Russians
Other Azerbaijani

Tbh i know nothing about the whole situation of collapse.
What created it?, the collapse of oil prices?

хyй хyй хyй

бaмп

Nope, there are three main things that fuck the shit up. System political and economic crisis which began in beginning of 10's. Oil prices, which is like blood for our economy and sanctions which cut of some profitable manufacturing due to it's owners - pootins friends.

Economy was pretty weak as early as in 2013.

Who let the russians back?

I did

Soros and reptilians.

This is a shill thread, slide it or don't reply without "sage"

As you say comrade

Hifreq head-zhe fund paid for uss.

Based Russia bros

Kermlinbot?

Nice try....OP speaks the TRUTH!!!!!!

do a lot of ruskies still like communism?

Is it time we lifted sanctions on Russia?

I don't have a problem with Russians at all, I like them, they are so base.

You lads took a right kicking in WW2, people forget that in the West, its annoying.

and the EU expands into your old lands, and upsets shit in Ukraine.

Pople in the West dont ant our govs to bait the bear, trust me, we want you on our side.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we have too much in common and shared goals, enemies.

I want to pull out of the EU and watch it burn, i have many reason for it, I dnot like how the USA refers to all Europe as 'EU' and just forgets our colourful history, we are more than 'member states' dont refer to Europe as EU, its not, its a fucking joke. Germany is proud, Poland is Proud, France is Proud, Hungry, Spain, Italy, all of us are proud, stop trying to change history, give is back power, the EU is a bunch of unelected unaccountable burocrats who live to make our life complicated, they worm in everywhere, aye some of the work they do is gud, its great even, but that can be done without the EU logo. It probs up the EURO, its essentially a franco/germanic venture which was needed after WW2, Europe was fucked, Germany had to start again, and shit, they did gud, but the UK had problems, we had old hard to move establishments, we could not even get the basics done half as quick as Germany. I love All Europeans, we are special, lets not let them tell us we cant celebrates who we are, look at us, we wrote history, check most things in the encyclopedia, they come from Europe, Russia. (ok USA, you too) God now I have to make a special mention to the Jews, and the Muslims, Hindu, Sikh.

SO yeah, we deal with it.

If Trump goes in he will try to separate Russia from China. Chinks are the real threat and we should align ourselves with Russia.

>You lads took a right kicking in WW2

I should add you pretty much destroyed all of the Nazi elite troops.

We should never forget the sacrifices Russia made for Europe, never forget.

and nor should we hold Germans of today accountable for the actions of the Nazi, Germans are bro tier

Sure thing. Burgers are literally most delusional people on the planet.

only liberals and other sort of fags hate the Soviet Union

pls respond cyka idi nahui

Idiot USSR was a cancer of this earth that needed to be dismantled.

fuck you spic, go choke on a churro

What is Russia's attitude towards BRICS? Most white South Africans are against it because of how China is able to control so much of what happens within BRICS. We feel as if we are pawns to China essentially

Oy wey, they're not shills, goym.
They're telling the truth.

>Chinks are the real threat and we should align ourselves with Russia.
You have it.

China, watch out for China i was told by a 2nd Generation Chink living in KL.

Keep an eye on them he said, this was 20 yrs ago now, he was right, and holy shit, they have Cities larger than the south of England, lots of them, we procrastinate about building ONE more runway at Heathtrow, takes 30 fucking years. Meanwhile in China, they have built 20 internationals hubs.

kek, we're fucked, they are coming for us!

Shit, I know we will be first on goddamn hit list. After Japan, Korea of course.

Murica has aircraft carriers, but the Chinese have....a weird amount of subs.

delete that post

Oh lawl, how's Putin these days?

BRICS is a meme dreamed up by the American media.

Maybe yes, maybe not. There's plenty of idiots who are thinking that they are defending motherrussia in internet.
Like idea where you have everything by doing nothing - of course. Some people really like gommienism.
Yeah m8, i hope russian can become decent european nation once again.
There's very gross and dark shit which happened in russia during ww2. Some people would pay for that.
>hate
that's your fantasy. But denying ussr mistakes is real crime.
ya tvoy grob ebal kozya morda.
Brics is dead.
i always battlefield 2 scenario at these times.
By the way, still plenty of russians are cut from post here and it's 1.33 am here. When iron curtain falls off, shitposting would be the same. Some folks made telegram chat to be free from kremlinbots.

Hi guys

Government says that BRICS is our chance to be independent from the dollar. Also government says, that China is our ally, lol.

See these posts:
China is the real enemy and we must join forces against them. Enough infighting between Russia and US. I hope Trump wins so we can have some cooperation.

Hey Russia why does nobody like you? You literally have zero allies.

eбaaaaaaaтть

isn't it dangerous to post this shit comrade?

First actual russian shill ive seen.

Because Russians are subhumans.

>95$
im making 880euro and i think im poor, god damn im kinda sad for my rubros.
But you bringed on this yourself by being huge fucking cunts by destroying eastern europe and shitting all over it for 50years.

>Independent from the dollar
And become dependent on the Chinese renminbi? China still dreams of this single currency/bank between all BRICS states. We too are getting sold out on this idea that China will be the saviour to the developing world and bail all our economic woes away, when China themselves are in the shit currently

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

This thread was created by russian libtards.
For past few years they've been trying to spread their idiotic ideas like "Lets do what West orders us to do! We'll sure become great this way! Let them invade us! Thats the only way! "
and "Gays are good for society! We need our own feminism!"

Everything they say about taxes, wages and food prices is bullshit.
Prices is just the same, wages and taxes are slowly going up, as they should.

Most of russian people are doing fine, ignore this clowns-leftists, and they wll go away.

My post? Nope, i'm simple guy who do nothing against government. That's general rule here - you are ok until you begin to fight kremlin or so.
There's joke in russia
We've got two allies: US natilnal debt and yelowstone.

implying we arent. dumb fucking mexicunt thinks he knows anything

Russia is so right that their leftists post on Sup Forums

Is this a meme or a dream?

>ignore this clowns-leftists,
how are they leftists if they hate the Soviet Union

daily reminder all anti slav non sense is kike bullshit.

>what is lying

How much do you get paid to discredit posts on the interweb?

kremlin bot

the same shit they do on all boards with the racemixing agenda. Fucking kikes i tell you.

Russians maybe. But what for did Siberians deserve it?

He is not Mexican. He knows russian memes and rare slang. I think he is russian with proxy.

you make antisemitic memes, but you forget that Hitler hated slavs....
NOW SHUT IT DOWN

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