Character inspects a blade weapon

>character inspects a blade weapon
>it makes a SHINGH sound

>character points gun
>it makes a cocking sound

>character pumps his shotgun, wasting a perfectly good round

>bad guy has main character cornered
>bad guy can win anytime
>bad guy keeps talking
>main character says blah blah blah and wins at the end

>That's it. You're done, gun on my desk
>Character puts his gun from his holster
>AND THE OTHER ONE
>pulls out his ankle strap

or when they cock all their weapons before placing them into a bag for transport to the big showdown then cock them a second time when the shooting starts

>feline protagonist dislikes mondays

>quiet stealth scene
>character moves firearm
>*random clicking*

>pulls out a 3rd one from an undisclosed location for comedic effect

>characters have sex
>no ridiculous slap and fart sounds

>gritty anti-hero has to steal a little girl's pink bikes with pompons to chase someone

>character adjusts grip on his 10,000,000-layer folded carbonsteel katanasword
>it makes a rattling noise

>characters fuck
>female is wearing her bra still

>knife/sword makes a whole lotta noise even though it's just moving through the air.

>cat on screen, not engaging with actors at all
>meow sound effect

Literally never happens. When adult cats meow, they do it at people

Fuck you, I was going to post that.

>character walking in spooky location at night
>sudden horrific screech
>cat jumps out of nowhere and walks away
>character catches his breath and sighs in relief
>suddenly gets killed

>Horse walks over dirt, grass, or some similar surface
>CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP...

>Her boobs and vagina are always conveniently and obviously covered.

Also a bonus:
>She gets out of bed and brings the sheet with her to cover everything

>man and woman finish having sex
>man has his chest out in the open but woman covers her breasts

>characters are forced to hand over their weapons
>female character takes the longest time removing far more weapons than one would expect

>Gets shot in the fucking leg
>Somehow manages to stay upright and mobile with little more than a moderate limp

>"ALL of them, Detective."

>character blows load in woman's uterus
>she pretends to like it

>"you're off the case"

>your'e tits are great

>Character has the drop on the bad guy
>Literally could stealth kill the shit out of him
>Pulls the gun up and starts talking

>villain is pointing gun at main character about to pull the trigger
>loud bang and a pause as the villain falls down
>camera cuts to the bleeding out sidekick pointing the gun where the villain was

>character inspects a cock
>it makes a pointing sound

>the gun never jams or misfires

DAMN IT user YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU THE DA IS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK YOU'RE OFF THE CASE I DON'T LIKE YOUR METHODS BUT *GODDAMIT* YOU GET RESULTS HAND OVER YOUR GUN AND BADGE AND THE OTHER ONE YOU HAVE 2 MILISECONDS WE NEVER HAD THIS CONVERSATION

> car get's shot at 100,000 times, back window shatters instantly , loads of dents in bodywork, front windshield looks showroom new, car still handles like it's off the factory floor

>Character reloads once the entire film

As a cat owner through most of my life, this triggers me so much. Even if the cat is just walking around randomly, constant meowing has been added. That literally never happens.

>Front windshield gets shot
>Character driving kicks it out in two kicks

>car violently rolls down hill
>lands on the wheels back on the road
>continues driving

also

>car is driving normally
>wheel screeching effects have been added

>character talking on the phone
>hangs up without saying bye

> character isnt an apsie or 'urban' or ferengi
>refers to girls as 'females'

>A car survives any jump with perfect alignment

> trained killer perusing protagonist, cant land a hit with an assault rifle , protagonist gets multiple one shot kills with a handgun against moving targets whilst sprinting himself

>he would have wanted you to move on
>next scene is her fucking a black dude

> fires a minimum of 10-12 shots from a huge revolver without reloading or experiencing recoil

>Character gets shot/stabbed/has an emergency alien abortion
>Running and jumping minutes later

i need (a task) done yesterday!!

>female protagonist and friends go to a bar
>next scene is a BBC interracial orgy

Why do they push niggers so much in hollywood?

>Villian has been chasing hero firing more rounds than his gun could possibly hold
>Finally takes him down
>Puts the gun to his head
>Click
>*

>character takes dump
>doesnt sniff toilet paper

>whiny annoying female character has to outsmart and humiliate rugged male character even though she's been proven to be out of her league dozens of times
>shes portrayed as righteously angry if he finally tells her to shut the fuck up

>character dons armor
>doesn't wear a helmet

>medieval/renaissance setting
>everyone is wearing bdsm leathers in brown and black and everything looks covered in shit

>person dies
>nothing happens

>character kills younglings

>negros on the screen
>female protagonist and friends ask them how big they are
>next scene is an interracial sex scene

Just what the fuck, fucking jews.

>character gets shot
>gets back up
>opens jacket to reveal bulletproof vest
>other character says "bulletproof vest"

>character driving
>arrive 2 states away in 5 minutes

>5 bad guys are set to attack the one good guy
>they attack him one by one

>sex scene
>starts and ends in the missionary position
>nobody ever uses a condom
>they always finish up inside

>round

>five fully armed SWAT team members attack an 80 pound supermodel
>she kicks the shit out of all of them with ease

>Characters go into bar and order drinks
>Take one sip and leave

>Cop protag gets shot at
>He falls to the ground
>He gets up and reveals his badge with the bullet nudged inside
>"His badge caught the bullet!"

>woman never gets up to take a piss almost immediately afterwards

>Badguy kills people
>Won't fuck the underage girl because of muh morals

You would..?

Aye

Name 2 (Two) movies and 1 (One) TV Show where this happens

>nobody ever uses a condom
this is true tho

>Character inspects sikh's kirpan
>it makes a SINGH sound

>has an emergency alien abortion

kek

Star Wars The Force Awakens
Jessica Jones

>american character goes to the mall
>never a shot from his/her back

>go on Sup Forums
>australian hours
>actually better when the lards asleep

>go on Sup Forums
>americuck hours
>youtube """celebs""" everywhere

You're both wrong. One of my cats is a faggot who meows for no reason.

How can you be certain? Perhaps it meows at ghosts

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>car accelerates on a dirt road
>tire screeching sound effect

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mate...

>black characters
>never shown swimming in any movie ever
Why though?

>You're getting too close to this case, detective

dude, pay some attention to your cat asshole

that's gross

>Christmas movie
>Trees with green leaves can be seen
>The snow looks like baking powder

>what is proper punctuation

>The killer got help from outside
>You're off the case

>character pulls sword/knife out of leather holster
>SHING

>character picks up a knife from the counter
>SHING

what is reading comprehension?

Are you an illiterate?

>character attacked
>you missed
>head falls off two seconds later

>show is called YuruYuri
>no yuri (excluding the rape scene)

wouldn't the attacked character feel the head being cut and how would he be able to taunt?

>character throws weapon at antagonist
>"you missed"
>weapon flys back like a boomerang and hits antagonist on the back of the head

dumb frogposter

no, you?

Not at all.

>character sees a sharp object from the distance
>SHING

>be young and naive, starving as fuck
>Chad's about to carve up dinner
>grabs his knife as he goes *SHINGH*
and people think I have asbergers

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