/Tennis/ - Eagerly waiting for Wimbledon

>Murray half ded
>Djokovic shit
>Nadal on grass
Who can stop this man from winning 19 Grand Slams?

Official Site Links:
Draws: wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html

TV
UK: BBC
USA: ESPN, Tennis Channel
Europe: SKY & Eurosport

Official Streams (Geoblocked):
wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
bbc.com/sport/tennis/

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2017/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2017/wta-women/

Other urls found in this thread:

tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonATP/10is10is/
linkedin.com/in/josefreire
tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonATP/10is10is/Pool/Standings.aspx
tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonWTA/10is10
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>Rafa and Fed will alternate titles until they're 50
>generation after generation will get hyped up and fail miserably again and again

Who's responsible for this?

Bracket prediction game:

tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonATP/10is10is/
password: 10is

Winner receives 1000 internetz

It's either that or Djokovic winning everything.
Tennis is broken.

Actual intrigue in women's game with no Serena.

I hope she sucks next year.

What if he gets 8 Wimby tittles and beats Sampras meme record?

Of course not, that's the name of my Calculus I teacher.

It will be extremely painful (for Sampras)

ostapenko

...

linkedin.com/in/josefreire
This u sweetie?

btw don't forget my fellow milfhunter

I remember his wife looking extremely butthurt when he beat Pete's GS record in 09.

Fuck off

Go to standings and click on their name adolf

Oh noes! I've been found! Am I going to get doxxed now?

ye, found it, thanks

I mean Sampras' wife.

>tfw sampras' wife is the hot teacher from billy madison and sonya from the mortal combat movie
He probably ruined her career. Sad!

>isto man over nadull
Literally no chance but Oh dog dennis would forever be /our guy/

I'm pretty drunk right now. might change it up tomorrow.

>drinking alcoholic on a Saturday

>autocorrect
>jew

Honorary Brazilian.

Shut up Jose
She isnt that ugly m8

Fair point.

is it saturday there too? modern tech ae

Bridgette Wilson-Sampras or something like that. I remember her being hotaf as Sonya Blade.

Best arse in tennis

thast not thiem

unironically this

me too. I better take a break from posting because I already posted something on b I' m sure I will regret later.

Favourite beer?

Jever for popular macrobrews
But I prefer Apfelwein for low% drinks

lmfao
u rly do hav autism

Hacker pschor

S U C C

can I wew others' braqetz w/o particip8in'

what do u reckon is more appropriate 2 watch with a girl, film or cinema? kino seems excessive dont want 2 look like a pseud, and no clue what movies ar hot rn

nvm found it LOL

Flick

tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonATP/10is10is/Pool/Standings.aspx

No idea, can you access this?

reddit memes

yes
thank

were all from reddit here pal
u = seething, in tears

Don't like the cinema but I'd rather take a girl to the cinema than to my place.
The best would be if you culd watch the movie at her place. Flirt with her mother, buddy-talk about sports with her father. That should break the ice.

>jack succ
>kyrgios in final
o i am laffin'

reminder real bracket (wta) is here
tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketWimbledonWTA/10is10

>pooman hating on my pics
literally no competition until cilic/nadull meeting in QF

the only person who can beat kyrgios is kyrgios don't you know

Chaim please

>Flirt with her mother
u wot m8

el krautistANO

*Saves Tennis*

He already saved it 10 years ago. Right now he's just sustaining tennis.

Do you not know what playful flirting with an older woman you have no interest in looks like?

It's called flattery. It helps you with mothers.

...

Calm down, mgabe. I didn't say eat her out or anything. It's just good to have you're gf parents on your side. There's nothing wrong with complimenting a woman even if you don't have any interest in her.
Vanity is every woman's weak point, gently flirts do wonders.

>still no schedule
When do they release it?

they did
>gently flirts
cant do this
t. autism man

Not really. Only qualifying.

>Beautiful childhood memory of a man being handy and loving
>I'd buy him shoes

fml

Tomorrow, hopefully.

I guess I'm just a sperg.

Nigga, are you really more autistic than me? Because I can.

i only realized after posting it that it said tennis gift which makes the response okish

>tfw one day you will watch Tennis and Fed will be retired

Why even live?

>Not giving him a collage of her playing tennis through the years with him candidly sitting in the stands cheering her on in every picture

Come on!

yes

Caress the photo guys

roger could pay the nextdegen to wear roger masks

>I can't believe it's not butter

Andy really needs to just take the rest of the year off

His elbow is clearly still fucked

He can switch to doubles and easily play for 10 more years

>Old man Fed and Nadal in doubles

Who could stop them?

>give andy a handy
I feel like I'm back in the 7th grade

i've got julien bennetau to reach a shock 4th round

It's a shame really that after all these years they have yet to play together as a team

my bracket is best and will win thanks to the power of pepe

They've played in some charity matches

were your teachers accustomed to giving you the occasional 'handy'?

...

they will play together in doubles at the meme laver cup

No would you be accustomed to give me a handy?

Took you long enough.

>yfw big4 (inbe4 big4 debate) invitation doubles

Who could stop them?

>brady is five years older
>somehow looks younger
What kind of meme magic is this?

Tfw have the Mediterranean nose

Contrary to what (((Hollywood))) tells u, the sun fucks up ur skin

M
A
Gaye
A

That and the tour grind.
Imagine having jetlag every other week.

Federer has always looked old, kek

The sun.

pics

...

Have u ever read bakunin u bluepilled numale muppet

I read God and state actually, have you read anything on anarchism user?

>no tennis

so much autism in one picture.

soderling looks the only normal one

looks like nadal's the guv

...