OFFICIAL MINNESOTA TWINS @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS DOUBLE HEADER GAME THREAD

Game 1: Berrios vs Farrell (MLB Debut)

Twins
1. Brian Dozier (R) 2B
2. Robbie Grossman (S) LF
3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B
4. Miguel Sano (R) 3B
5. Max Kepler (L) RF
6. Kennys Vargas (S) DH
7. Chris Gimenez (R) C
8. Jorge Polanco (S) SS
9. Byron Buxton (R) CF

Royals
1. Whit Merrifield (R) RF
2. Ramon Torres (S) 2B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
7. Brandon Moss (L) DH
8. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
9. Alex Gordon (L) LF

R O Y A L S

Royals

Uh oh

S'all good boys. He is doing fine for his debut.

Uh oh

Just trying to be too fine, "trust the defense" like the man says

^^ I think he will be fine. He wanted to repeat his first inning but was second guessing himself.

royals :3

Thank the lord Jesus Christ

Positivity, boys

I hate you Minnesota >:(

Twins!

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Should've kept Chris Young

They're just giving employees the seat of honor now

he's a hero dude

Berrids is going nuts

Moooo

MOOOOOOOOSE

MOOOOOSE DONG

Ceeeeee

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I LOVE THE ROYALS

And Ferrell might end up with a ND now YAY

You let the worst player in baseball home run off you. Literally Escobars 2nd homerun this season.

He's a regular member in the lineup.

I find his member quite extraordinary

>Alcides Escobar has drove in 3 of the 4 runs today

How can one man be so bad at baseball and yet have good moments, like the first run of the WS.

Brandon Moss susk


I had that typed out and ready to post.
I'm ashamed of myself.

Best MLB team

And Ferrell gets a No Decision after that for his debut right?

>Moss and Escobar has contributed the most to this comeback

Is this opposite day?

Escobar is the best you cuck
>Lawrence mindset

>Living in Missouri
>ISHYDDT

kek

You're worse than Excelsior Springs neck yourself

Lawrence is the best city in KS m8, and better then anything in the trash heap that is Missouri.

>Best city in Kansas
>It's just kansas city, missouri's younger brother
makes sense

Everyone knows JOCO is the REAL Kansas City

>implying

Lawrence isn't even the best city in Douglas County, fuck wad. The only good thing is the dumb college girls and free booze when tailgating for wearing the right colors at football games.

It was a racist billboard to begin with

>76872180
t. irrelevant townships

Only real kansas city niggas will get this

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Oh wait you are serious let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JOCO only gives us hot yoga moms and stupid rich kids that will buy ditch-weed thinking its OG Purple Kush or whatever gucci strain of weed they asked for at outrageous prices

KK

>Tfw there isn't any Twins fans so the thread boiled down into KC fans shitposting about which state is better

wyandotte = jackson (nuke them both desu)
platte = leavenworth (nothing.jpg)
clay > johnson (whites > mexicans)

This smiley mouthed fella's alright

as someone in clay county, it's safe to say johnson county is the best.

All I'll say is this: Royals wud be getting an ass reaming right now if my main man Duggie "Cream" Mientkiewicz was still tending the sack.

I grew up in olathe and lived in gladstone and now platte city missouri now. Johnson county is bretty nice but fuck I-35 traffic

living up here is pretty comfy for being closer to KCI, sports parks, worlds of fun, etc.

the only thing we are missing up here is oklahoma joes desu

The Shitropolitan area of Shitteapolis-Shit Paul

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>Royals could lead the Division if Indians lose their double header today and royal win

>Minor turning to Major

If Brandon Moss keeps this shit up they're going all the way

Who the fuck fixed Moss?

kek

who even is this brandon moss guy?

Hmmmm

GORDONG

CANT STOP ME NOW
CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME
HAVING A GOOD TIME

>Gordon only has 4 home runs this season
Who is Alex Gordon?

this is a complete turnaround from april

An old guy who knows he is gonna retire a Royal so he doesn't give a fuck.

if dubz royals get a 12 game winning streak

oops I cursed them

>OKC Thunder day

I get you are down 5 runs in the top of the 9th but it didn't hit him so why try?

Uh oh

>10 Sad Racism in Baseball

Fun one
See you fellas in a couple hours

kek the royals are so good

Yah, you see that?

GAME TWO BOIS

First for Argentine

Second for San Antonio market tamales

Third for kansas city nazis

HOS DONG

>2nd inning
>A 27.00 ERA man is pitching for the Twins

Oh man, this is only going to go good for us. The Indians are down against detoilet in their double header too.

imagine how it must feel to be a minnesota twins fan right now lmao

Don't be too upset. Both MLB Debuts in this double header have been bad.

>When the royals are reminding you of 2015

The heart ring

.I gotta get out there fuck that looks good.

>The heart ring
>Captain planets wiki page
>The Heart Ring gives its holder the abilities of telepathy and empathy to a limited degree. Despite being the least offensively capable magic ring, it makes up for this by having a plethora of uses

Probably right.

>he hasn't gone
you sound like you live in overland park

total safe

Kanass Shitty autists blown the fuck out

5 bucks someone gets a hot foot in the royals dugout before this game is done

Ewwwww

I predict some shenanigans soon.

Lee's Summit.

So basically yeah.

My tax dollars are paying for this shit though.

Gracias gringo

Jesus fuck you poor soul. I would rather live in Wyandotte than live in Lee's Summit

the ol hotfoot

anyways though the place is san antonio market in kansas city kansas, ask for the tamales and tell em perra puto sent you
Wyandotte county is lit boy

>when the jailbait is phenomenal but the college hotties have fled and the moms are mediocre

Such is life in the Scummit

royels so good

Wyandotte's only attractions being the Legends and the Speedway, no it is not "lit"

the crime, don't forget about the crime!