/heem/: no dad edition

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7/1: ACB 63 - Strus vs DeVent
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7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
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7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

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News:

>2 more fights added to UFC 213
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/cody-stamann-terrion-ware-james-bochnovic-trevin-giles-ufc-213

>Courtney Casey pardoned by Texas athletic commission
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/reports-cortney-caseys-texas-suspension-from-ufc-211-lifted-win-over-aguilar-restored

>Snoop Dog to commentate Dana White's Tuesday Knight Contender Series
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/snoop-dogg-dana-white-tuesday-night-contender-series-ufc

>David Teymur's brother to make UFC debut
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881169011328811009

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reminder

who /salmon/ here

Who is your favorite women's mma fighter?

>David Teymur's brother
>Snoop Dog
>Courney Casey
literally who?

You're a piece of shit and you've never posted anything worth reading.

What is your purpose in life? Is it trolling or just being angry?

>You're a piece of shit
take it to Sup Forums

hahahaha bless

How many fights are left in ACB?

this + 5 more

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>tfw no fights this weekend

*crawls out from under bed*
*rapes Tigger*
heh nothing personnel kid, ur conditioning sucks

Awful meme, makes no sense, buzz off.

>old thread reaches 500
>a single threads is made on time and the OP is informative

Amazing what a difference banning a couple of spergs makes.

I think its a great meme, riled you up fast

MIKE IS BACK

UFC Tonight Host Michael Bisping hitting the heavy bag.

Will Whittaker die?

For me it's her

and there's a guy from espn who said this.They couldn't let this girl to celebrate her mma debut victory.Fuckin espn

twitter.com/HeatherHardyBox/status/880945251992600576

>Snoop Dog

It's the D O double G, you stupid underage pleb faggot.

Go outside and get socialize with your peers for once.

this thread was made early

He didnt say it wasnt. Learn to read, dummy.

>Go outside and get socialize

Really portions the neurons

>Snoop Dog

>a single threads is made on time

Really makes you think.

Who else remembers the Dana White vlog where the UFC social media chick is tweeting snoop dogg and she spells is D O G and Dana corrects her and says "Where you from, lady"?

Romero was rocked against Kennedy

Low stamina on Romero + going up against Whitaker with good striking and good movement to avoid takedowns = my boy Whitaker is taking this fight, I'm happy to say.

Romero will be gassed and lose TKO

Sad. Romero was looking at a championship match against Bitchping and instead will lose to the up and coming Holloway of the MW division

No Belt Cruz lmao

link plos

Grow up.

YOUR KID SUCKS...in bed

> MIKE
seems

see

YOEL ON SUICIDE WATCH

The biggest ESPN success.They made Michelle Waterson to look like Mowgli but without being in a jungle

Tony looks like a tough son of a bitch. As a steep latino, ready to open your throat with a knife for any reason. I'm rooting for him.

Looks like Liu Kang

Another success of ESPN

Rose Namajunas

Wow... you're really stupid.

lol

Here in ESPN we always looking for the right color and size in pants

How tall is this bitch

Terrible feet

I didnt fucking watch it how the fuck am I going to find it

>twitter.com/HeatherHardyBox/status/880945251992600576
Dan Rafael looks like a janitor for this site. How the fuck is he qualified to talk about boxing?

Shut the hell up you Brazilian and stop posting here. I don't like you

If you are going to challenge me you better make you have good angles and tht you can out awkward me my man.

lmao *Can't breathe*

How the fuck am I going to find it, dummy? Do you know how many Dana White vlogs there were?

Bobby is obviously sitting on a bar stool ya goof

fair enough

AMA

what race is whiteaker

Remember when Khabib waited for Tony and didn't take another fight
Now Tony is constantly talking shit in Twitter

I dont know mate.It really pissed me off.Maybe espn wants everyone to follow Michelle Watersons photoshoot and message as a role model for July

A great black race.

Tony would make kebab tap

He looks part polynesian/Islander to me. I guess like with Hunt, a bunch of Polynesian/Islander folk in Australia have adopted English names.

plz get rid of flyweight

I'd spunk on her face.

>tfw you lose to a little midget Russian

Smugchenko

dat ass

>1 week into fight camp and chill
>she turns to you and gives you this look
>"personal issues"

lol

I was really looking forward to her fight

Anyone know if Fili is still fighting on this card?

Why do people who have never fought and only lift weights think that they can defeat fighters of all levels (professional or amateur) at fighting?

Rich Piana would be HW champ if he wanted.

Considering the state of that division, that's not saying much. Joke's aside, he's trash and fights like this. Schaub would legitimately murder him in the first exchange.

youtube.com/watch?v=gW6cBdP323g

Manuwa-Ă–zdemir is gonna be spicy

The purpose of weight lifting is to inflate your ego so no surprise.

Who got banned?

>that flexibility
>that jumping height
>that sheer mass
>those basic striking skills
Honestly he would straight up bob sapp tier murk dudes through his sheer size. Would actually do pretty good consedering how agile he is

Schaub is my man but would give him a hard time 100%

Wow Smolyakov is not fired yet.

if a division isnt popular do you agree with dropping it?

>name is Salmon
>looks like a salmon

Is this poetry?

Better boxing than Conor.

Who in the top 20 of heavyweight could "The Hybrid" beat if he returned?

this dude got a really fucking square head

Daily reminder :

Jonny is back in 28 days

...

Don't jinx it now.

DC did better than a lot of people give him credit for in that first fight, but he still got embarrassed when it was all said and done

not getting any younger i can't see him getting past motivated Bones meme

>50-45
>embarrassed

How does this end?

fake champ is fake

is this good training?

instagram.com/p/BWAhX3sF4eL/

average american you mean

no it's not, trust me

literally me

two headcases with CTE bringing more headcases into the world

circle of life

apparently her coach whos also tagged there also trains brett primus. Hes got a world champ under his wing must be good training

>Misses weight in 27 days

The John Goodman of espn

DC and Jones will be called off because DC hurts his lower back. Calling it now. Screen cap this.

>be this wrestling guy, king of grind
>get out wrestled and out grinded by a lanky kid who does drugs and sandblasts prostitutes instead of training

Getting beat at what you do best by a guy you hate the most is embarrassing