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marion edition

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vile racist slag

Marianne

fuck you Mr. President

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'tis warm

nasty woman

On my way home now from work
Third time dis week

Was a transgender black woman.

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doing a claypool

howling

anime

Let's see this "top quality bait" then.

Fancy the bum? Stay away from me mum.

why are walkers crisps called lays in every other country

going to poach some chicken breasts later

3 options for my summer holiday

1) Learn to speak Cantonese (v difficult)
2) Learn to write Cantonese (quite difficult)
3) Learn to code in C++ (average difficulty)

what should i do?

doing a poo at work

waiting for the yank to post too

You ugly, stinking turd

what's the joke?

don't care

hook line and sinker

bit rude

thought about making a good post when i was outside but forgot

not going to be a racist

what should i do?
have a wank

Janny's gonna getcha

Sorry

Trousers are off, lads. Bum towel is on the computer chair, protecting it from bum smells. Not doing a wank, just too hot and sweaty for trousers.

bunch of cyclist women went past me when i was out walking earlier
loved their thick thighs

ok post

FOR FUCKS SAKE
WHY DID WE FUCKING VOTE LEAVE IT WAS SUCH A HUGE MISTAKE

GOD DAMNIT WE ARE JUST BECOMING MORE IRRELEVANT THAN EVER
REEEEEE

*gives your bum a sniff*

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no they look like men

HE SAY U BRADE RUNNA

>Bum towel
sensible

Bum smells

nothing wrong with irrelevancy. the best countries are irrelevant.

nice bait

Why do you hate yourselves?
Sure the Germans are commiting cultural suicide because 80 years of being the bad guy in the worlds eye but you? Why? What are you doing proud France? Stop sil vous plait mate

>vassal state
>more relevant than an independent state
Why are reMOANers such idiotic dweebs?

hate the germans
hate the belgians
hate benders
hate mooslims
love my brexit
love a good pint
love our fishery industry
love our girl theresa

simple is as simple as

when you enter a relationship with a girl you already know now or later youre going to suffer the pain of breaking up
whats the point in doing it then?

Hate nova scotia
Love nova scotia
Complex as

>hate benders
delet

i like putting my pee pee in girls vee vee

thinking about getting this tattooed lads

thoughts

this, but unironically

dont need a relationship

forty

dire gimmick let it die

bit of a wannabe, but aight, join the club

Do Canadians dial 911 for emergencies like Yanks, or do you have a different one like we do (999)? Your post number and flag made me curious about this point and I cannot be arsed to Google.

low test

voted leave for a laugh, ama

are you the lad that talked about dead earlier?

ahhhh just remembered what i wanted to post:
girls who like kerouac or ginsberg are the runtiest

The UK can always negotiate its own free trade agreement with Japan now, I'm sure they have the appetite

Plus they can fine tune the deal in their favour whereas they wouldn't have that power as part of the union. Remember that free trade deals aren't uniform across all products and services.For example, that EU-Japan deal might have flooded the market with cheap japanese goods which compete with predominately british companies. Or it might not have made available a japanese product that the UK wants.

Now it can go out an tailor something that is mutually beneficial to both parties.

begin as you mean to go on

Dot giv fukig shit fuk of

if you you want tatoo get someone who is actually an artist to draw you what you want. take a set of pics to them and then dont say yes until its what you want. an original artwork is yours, a copy from the internet or flash book is somethign anyone can have.

this tbqh

runt

What? It means peace in runes

shh /brit/ isn't a place for reason

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talking shit about aisha? it's beat down time

in France the stop sign displays the word "Stop", in Quebec the stop sign displays the word "Arret"

wew lad
just don't get it anywhere to public

Yes, it is 911. Might have been 999 but there's too much american influence through advertising and movies that people would get confused.

Same reason why:
We measure height and weight like americans
We measure liquids and distances like brits
Temperatures depend on the object (oven is in F, outside is in C)

real talk here
also frida kahlo

chune lads

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the UK doesnt have nearly as much clout as the EU
the whole point of the EU is that the only way to negotiate with economic powerhouses like the US, China (and even Japan) on an even footing is to do so as a combined bloc

we just arent big enough to do the same on our own

additionally i cant imagine our current government negotiating anything full stop - theyre struggling to stay afloat just with domestic concerns, they dont have the vision or the power to set up longterm trade talks

aisha likes ghibli animes, which means there's a chance of animepilling her

love how there's thousands of channels on youtube where women are just complete and utter narcissists

saw a guy with germanic runes tattooed on his ankle/shin earlier
state of wehraboos

>have a look at britfa.gs
>'bigot' used unironically

shan't

lol

you really are the worst poster on here
like a fly straight to shit

Demons in my phone selling oxy

why?

don't do that

everyone nd their mums like ghibli films because they're not noncy

normie tier taste

And fast food restaurants have been told to replace their signs to continue operating if they use english words

As hard as they've tried to preserve the relevancy of French, its slowly dying, and immigrant populations outside of french-speaking african countries just don't care

it has fashy connotations

Thanks you for your prompt and informative and congratulations on your second round of dubs.

sitting across from some genuine christian nutters going on about "what the lord's doing in our life right now" and stuff

feels really weird hearing people talk about religion with a straight face in real life, never really encountered it before in the UK

*crawls into /brit/ on all fours*

>if you have a differing opinion to the rorke hivemind you are wrong and i don't need any evidence to back up my claim

love a bit of stella cox

69'd a girl the other day and it made my dick diamonds being able to see her bumhole while i licked her out

*shags you*

*crawls into your arse on all one*

Are dick diamonds a euphemism for kidney stones

Cheeky ladybird on my bike lads

ikr muzzies are weird nutter cunts

Good lad