Be careful sir, the bucket is hot!

Be careful sir, the bucket is hot!

fuck you nigger

why would popcorn be hot? and why would i want so much? i didnt ask for that much. pure greed

you're pretty hot to robert :)

have you met my wife?

"WHO LET THIS NIGGER BEHIND THE COUNTER?"

thanks dude. don't mind the angry white guy. he's still mad his wife calls him robert in bed.

Ah, thank you, Robert. You did make sure to add more bull juice to the butter topping like my wife asked, didn't you?

Thanks Robert, but can i have two please.

the other one is for my gf. Oh and one large diet pepsi.

Ugh, I love movie theatre popcorn. I salivate whenever I see these threads.

Why aren't you on a basketball court?

That's a small popcorn in America

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WTF? Why would a bucket of popcorn be hot? Do Americans not have insulated buckets?

I should expect nothing less from a country that calls petrol "gas" when its a liquid

This image really bothers me and it has nothing to do with it being edited with the popcorn guy.

WHY didn't the people start running until the monster got that close? Wouldn't they see it come from long away and run then? Why only run in the last moment?

>round popcorn bucket

What decade is this? I've literally only ever seen the rectangle box kind.

obviously you can't into large sizing. It's much more volume per surface area.

I ordered my popcorn iced you fucking fool

curiosity

fucking this

>order iced popcorn
>they are only cool
>there aren't any ice cubes in it

Abolishment of slavery was a mistake

But why did they let it come that close to realise it's huge and dangerous?
Can't they be curious with binoculars instead?

Ahh Robert you're aren't asking me if I'm alone this time you fucking nigger.

>you're aren't

It's fucking 6am and I'm at a movie theater while this nigger is usually an asshole.

Recommend me some kino Robert, just got through Alpha Dog and that got sad but Emile Hirsch can fucking act.

We have some excellent anime being shown in theatre 8, sir!

*cracks wip*

KNOW YOUR PLACE

What do I look like Robert? Where is this theater? Anime is rare sight in theaters these days you weeb nigger.

>"Hey Robert turn the sound up! Ay thanks bra! And good for kicking out those nigge... guys outs!"

What the fuck is Mark Hamill doing there?

Being a freakazoid

geez

You're going to want it.