Share your ill rhymes

Share your ill rhymes

Dim lit room, the crowd's in the tomb
Is you with it, is you not
Merits fall like deprise, demeanor better than Jay Z
Lately I've tried to purge the news
To liberate thems mind from phony crews
This lifestyle I choose is dangerous
Detrimental relationships gets my psyche on us

Ass fat like Marlon Brando
Fuck your bitch with a banjo
She walk up to me like "henlo"
You watch the tape going "hell no"

New Motarola phone, who dis?
Got money like I'm jewish
Haters can drink some moose piss
And a small serving of goose shit
I shoot movies like Polanski
So pull down your pants, you see?
In bed, I ain't no pansy
Caviar after sex cause im fancy

Eyefuck the music
I may kit cum
Eyefuck the music with my serpent drone

I shit bricks that turn into turds
Represening the herse's words
My jawline is rugged
I wanted to hit that ass but Jackie Chan took it

Ass like Hubba Bubba bubble gum
That bitch was hella dumb
No, but she was really dumb
She thought that Limp Bizkit sang Numb

Nigga shut the fuck up
Before I chuck this cucks truck
Into a ditch but here's the sitch
If you snitch, you're queer and a bitch

Other MCs, stay in your lane
The man's insane in all membranes
Pick up an AK, go Cobain
No tears when ya blow ya brains

It's a Friday, feeling lazy
I get a call from Paisley
She wanna bang to some Jay Z
Depending on my day, it's a maybe

Girl, hop into my Stallion
Seats browner than Italian
We can hang with Jimmy Fallon and
Buy designer medallions

All these other posers sound gimmicky
Watch me spit over a beat, bring Vinny in and then gasp at our synergy
Sound so-phisticated enough and these hipsters swear their life on me
Go to hell and back declaring I'm the next Pac, Ice Cube, B.I.G
Shrug it off 'long as it's contributing to my salary
My shit's overpriced like American salads be
Sit down and think and it's a swing and a miss
Why these thoughts always come to me when I'm taking a piss?
Sit back down and they're gone from my head
And come right back when I lay on my bed

my name is tim and i split the rim
b-ball brother got my sister's mother
aunt patricia bit the dust
got my windshield golden trust
al pacino what's the deal
how much for a happy meal
i come to school with my backpack off
the teachers can tell i'm so tuff
mango spango diggery doo
i like to play with my friend lou

My name's oogah
Caveman of the year
I live in cave 45
I'm the best with a spear
I rape all the honies with my 10 inch dick
No one comes close it's also 8 inches thick

Yeah, no love for Donald Drumpf
Pop a cap up his plump rump
He sucks like a sump pump
And is smart like Gump getting stumped

I've got I'll fuckin rhymes to get the ladies wet
They cum when I rhyme all the time on my private jet
No one else compares to my sick I'll beats
I get all the ladies under the sheets
Where I dick em and I lick em and I make them scream
I'm part of the crew known as the poo poo team
I lick Ass

These are all terrible

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Fellas, stick to ya cock rock
IT'S the rap persona of Doc Ock
By the clock's twelth tick tock
I'll burn this city down like the Black Bloc

Lel

Bitches keep hawkin' and talkin'
Denying a god like Rich Dawkins
Say you hate me, but you keep stalkin'
Don't trust a hoe, word to Hawking

Take it back like text to dyslexics
Fake rappers keep eatin' like anorexics
While I fuck they girls on some sex shit
Yeah, they after my cheddar and Cheez-It's
Gee whiz, made ya bitch a breadwinner
Don't be mad, now you're eating dinner

Im gay and i do it for pay
im a faggot like young pepe
Posting frogs like young pepe

Yo yo yo want some chicken to go?

best ITT

I'm in a chariot with two Secretariats
Dash through the underground, no Harriet
Make ya bitch go mad cause I'm eldritch
Going full metal like the eldest Elric
So sick, they say he the new Slick Rick
And his limericks cut deeper than wrists slit

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pay
lay
may
faye
gay
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my dick
is hard
they call me
the bard