Meanwhile on roman /theater/

>meanwhile on roman /theater/

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Theodora is my vvaifu

>punic war tragedy
>"non est me" starts playing

>when the falcon starts messing with lions at the circus

Your waifu is a prostitute and actress.

A wanton slut who cuckolds her noble husband.

t. Procopius

TU ES MAGNO HOMO

I can't enjoy theater anymore

Cicero completely ruined speech for me

Canis Exercitu
> That flawlessly choreographed rape scene plebis couldn't handle...

WHERE'S MY FREE BREAD AND WINE?!

>julius ceasar gets stabbed by his best friend user
>et tu anus?

Oh boy I ain't washing my hands from this

BANE?

Words fall from mouth like shit from ass

me? i'd serve garum

Medicus Pavelus, I'm Praetoriani. Uh, you don't get to bring amici

/ourgaul/

WE

ARE

SPARTANS

BIG GUYS

R O M A
O
M
A

Also:

(Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932 Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

>It's a Bull episode because all the Lion and Tiger was killed last week

kekus

Terence is such a cuck, I miss plautus' comedies

I'm not sure it's a good idea letting so many barbarians into Rome this will lead to problems later.

does something become roman if I just ad -us in its name?

MAGNUS GUIDO IV VOS

WTF RACIST IT'S 216

How can pueri album ever contendo?

Correctus, anonicus!

When the Picts send their people, they're not sending their best.They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

We need to build a wall

>watching gladiators instead of a drama

Fuck off, what have the Romans ever dun for us?

The funny thing is that they actually did pay for it
Hadrian's wall was less about keeping individuals out and more about controlling trade and mass movement

You couldn't move goods over it. If you wanted to do trade, you had to do it at Roman controlled gates.
And that means paying fees

The Picts really did pay for it

ROMANUS EUNT DOMUS

No it's

R O M A
O R AM
M O R A
A M O R

You're a magna virum

>Hellenic """""comedy"""""

That's fucking funny

>that scene where Fidus rapes Centurio Connorus then yells CAVE CANEM

Es a magnus guy.
Tibi!

Kekkus maximus

You mean Anus.
The ending is there to determane your place in the sentence

Pestis?

ALL ROMANS

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>it's a marcus crassus' son rapes julius caesar episodus

I am the senate

>that feelly deely when you realize no matter the country, language, culture or even time period people have more in common than they don't and most people just want to have a good time with their mates, take the piss out of their rivals, get laid and not have people shitting outside their house

In real life Crassus is still pissed that no one in Rome respects him as a real man (i.e. a proper military man)
So he gets an army and tries to invade Persia.

He gets totally BTFO in one of the worst losses in Roman history and loses his standards, shaming Rome for decades

really makes you thinkus

>that feel when you realize intelligent people have been depressed by the willful ignorance of the vast majority of humanity for as long as people have been capable of seeing the world as it could be, the world as it is, and the vast gulf between them.

No, it's

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

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>not have people shitting outside their house
I can think of one culture that doesn't have a problem with this

fuk off basted bich were super power in 2020

TU SEI UN UOMO GRANDE

That's Spanish or some shit

PARA TU!

kek

Roman fucking shits

MY COCK RAGES ON

kek

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Apri la bocca..

wtf is this?

degenerates

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CARTHAGO
DELENDA
EST

>not putting the verb at the end

Carthaginian detected

Caught a woman praying to this Christus figure earlier today. I reported her swiftly to the proper authorities. Turns out she was the Emperors mother.

Fucking atheists have infiltrated the senate.

Yes yes, well done Caesar, well done Caesar

HOWEVER

>carthaginian detected

keksimus maximus

Xd xd les memes hehe xd

What did thou mean by this?

Is anyone here latinist enough to translate the entire TDKR sequence?

>reminder that romans didn't actually speak latin outside select few. Most spoke either greek or extremely vulgarized version

Te futueo et caballum tuum

>Most spoke either greek or extremely vulgarized version
>american education

>most Romans didn't speak Latin

Technically true.
But True Romans were still from Italy.
And they spoke Latin

And Iberian and Gallic Romans spoke Latin, even if it was a provincial version

I'm SPQR.

If you guys don't think pederasty is the tightest shit then get out of my face

And don't you dare post your fucking Carthaginian waifus on this board again, Flavius

t. Gaius

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Get our catoposters reeeee

TRIPLICIBUS CONFIRMANT

Carthaginem mortem in custodiam

Cato the Elder was a bitch, but Cato the Younger was a straight nigger.

He couldn't stand this Populares shit that Caesar was using and rightfully stood against him in the name of the Republic.
When Pompey was defeated and his supporters scattered, Cato decided to kill himself rather than give the Caesar the pleasure of seeing him defeated.
So he gutted himself with a dagger. However, a servant heard him make a noise as hell fell and was able to call a medic over in time to save his life
When Cato woke up after his suicide attempt and realized what had happened, he fought off his doctors and ripped open his stitches and pulled his guts out with hands.
This time, he would stay dead

>when you're so angry you have to kill yourself twice
prorsus insanum

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>tfw the orgy has a no-singles policy

PERSIAED

Based, but for maximum memery Trump has to find a cute Antinous now.

>i ain't no senator's son

Pleb detected

Reminder that Domitian did nothing wrong

Literally the most underrated Emperor
Fucking Senate defamation

What time is it?

>M I L O
>A M O R
This alt-right goes further back than the media let us think!

Yea in the late stages of the empire you're right, but during the pax romana roman identity was very strong in Iberia, Gaul, the Balkans and even Britain. Aristroatic families sent their kids to be educated in Rome or Mediolanum where they obvious conversed in latin and spent the rest of their lives trading letters with people they met there in school even when they returned to wherever they were from.

The deterioration of the use of latin outside Italy is one of the principal reasons for the fall of Rome according to a lot of scholars. Less shared identity.

>The deterioration of the use of latin outside Italy is one of the principal reasons for the fall of Rome according to a lot of scholars. Less shared identity.
But... Multiculturalism is good

this is Sup Forums

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please be in Londinium

Why is this forum suddenly overrun with Republicans? You'd think after all the legislation passed by Caesar for working citizens there would be more appreciation. And no, you are not a 'temporarily embarrassed patrician', so stop voting like one!