Miss Alexa, I'm G.R.T

Miss Alexa, I'm G.R.T.

If I hugged you, would you die?

post her pictures with the alpha she takes dick from

fucking cancer cunt

It would be extremely awkward.

I'm a 30 year old boy with wife, and I still practice dance moves in my garage gym thinking I'll bust some moves at the club and impress everyone. every time seeing this boy really triggers me, fuuck, kill me

>Lose the fedora
>Get contacts
>Wear tight clothing (no blue or black, only warm colors). White tights for that bulge
>Stop trying to impress girls
>Pretend to be a gayfag and talk about simple things to girls, dance, family, horoscope and shit
>Wait for them to invite you home (Youre "gay", nonthreatening)
>Fug them

Covert Chad potential right there
Too bad hes an autist and has no older non-related male mentor

You actually think that they will get hot for a guy who is non threatening?

Yes. Sensitive girls get scared by threatening guys. Of course, you fuck her like an animal when you are alone

his favorite game is minecraft
can Sup Forums guess his favorite movie?

post her cancer scars

You fuck animals?

I don't think most girls would be attracted to that...

bane?

When will they make a movie based on his life

This one's for you

starring Brendan Fraser

But you're "gay". Unless you're saying that girls like the thought of turning a gay guy straight or something

What are those figures on the wall supposed to portray?

But if you're supposedly gay then how do you get them to fug you?

At that point wouldn't she suspect your straight and kick you out

>pretending to be gay to get girls
That's even more retarded than the orbiter strategy.

As pathetic as that guy's attempt was, he actually was smart enough make his intentions clear. He's a skinny weird loser but he had the right idea.

some chicks like to fuck the gay outta men

just like all lesbians like a dick every once in awhile