Official /turnleft/ Coke Zero 400 @ Daytona Motor Speedway Race Thread #3

Everyone is kil

GIVE BUBBA YOUR ENERGY LADS!
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Fucking niggers get the fuck out of NASCAR, RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

haha difagetto btfo

>caution for nothing

WHY IS GOOD YEAR SO FUCKING BAD BRING IN CONTINENTAL ALREADY REEEEEEEEEE

>diburrito

Duh burrito

>caution for some guy who blows well behind the pack
>joonyah gets nothing while being in the middle of the pack

reddit btfo

LE REDDIT DRIVER BTFO

My digits say that Danica Patrick will win this race

For me, it's Blaney.

>matt dibereddittedo

I also think Danica will pull off a win
>somehow

I like the paint on the 32

i'm okay with this

Danicles wins

>Kahne P10

GIVE KAHNE YOUR ENERGY

>suddenly out of no where Allmendinger and Buescher hook up and push to a JTG 1-2

>tfw dave marcis still alive

30 laps to go. This is fun.

Everyone itt is gay except me
Digets will confirm

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Landon Cassill is the true meme driver and he can win with Front Row.

im ok with this

Sup Forums should sponsor Blaney
>inb4 he wins the race and sponsorship prices increase dramatically

>aye cayme chere to whace

>danicles
>jewner
>gimmie
>krut
>kryle
>lelliot
>mcflurrey
>clit

Who else am I forgetting?

what the fuck Blaney won a race already?

>NASCAR in Current Year
>woman driver
>black driver
>mexican driver

So many possible awesome meme endings here.

>mfw when it ends up jwl

>the 1 week I skip watching NASCAR Blaney wins the fucking race

fuck

>Having a green haired loli on your hood
Okay

newfag

yeah at pocono

Calm your tits edgelord, your bait isn't working.

Blaney probably lurks

If that beaner wins i will post a picture of my STD Infected penis

Holy hell Blaney just side drafted the bejesus out of Suarez. He put a parachute on our Mexican lad.

what will you post if the nigger wins?

O SHIT

My eyeball

>Blaney trying to block with 25 to go
either ballsy or stupid

Holy shit suarez is actually doing great

Bubba is behind Blaney and they're bros.

They driving crazy rn

Kahne also has a fast car because it was his job to push Jr. He's gonna win.

Build the wall
Put him in the wall

>DALE
>TRUEX
>CHASE
>SUAREZ

WHO HAS PATRICIAN TASTE IN DRIVERS HERE?

KHANE THE MADMAN

not you apparently

not anymore

I can't decide if I want kissy, Suarez or Clit to win more

Blaney just got btfo

I don't like Kahne or care either way, but I'd be happy if he won. It's been forever man.

KAHNE?

THATS A BIG LEAD

tfw want to watch the end of the race but have to take a fiery shit and my asshole is already starting to hurt from the strain of holding it in

Unless they fuck this up it's gotta be JGR winning. The 19, 11 and 20 are all in the front.

>clit is just waiting fpr the right moment

>he doesn't have a poopsock

wot r u, casul?

Kahne has wrecked TWICE and both time got back through the pack within 10 laps. His car is fast as shit because as another nigger said he was supposed to be the one pushing Junya to the win. It's Kahne's to lose

>THIS RACING

W E W
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W

>the only side-by-side all night that takes place during actual racing

Take your phone to the toilet and follow the thread while you shit. Next best thing.

t.someone who did the same thing earlier

Reeeeeee commercials

Caution during commercial?

I'm gonna bust a nut if Kahne pulls this off.

Just hit up craigslist

>this racing this late
>going to commercial to air the same commercials again
bravo

BIG JUAN WHEN

YouTube stream on phone

>he has a poopsock

Who else /smithfieldfreshpork/ here?

Reminder Kahne is a cocky cunt and talks up his driving skills.

He does not deserve to win.

Dubs and Khane runs out of fuel with 3 to go

>Kahne winning

Fuckin kek.

Top 4 are on top then 3 wide

>Commercials during NASCAR

All the shit on their suit isn't enough?

>off by one

A win tonight might actually save Kahne's career.

Rednecks can't read, user.

i swear i saw the caution lights on during commercials

who /lifelong/ kahnelad here

the goat helmet cam here and in indy. need some awards for this shit

>CUcklist

Are you retarded?

rolling for pusy

>15 to go

ITS FUCKING BED TIME

>almindingy

>you will never see the Sprint logo appear and think it is a caution again
Thank god

>nascar fans attempting math

What are you, 80?

Friendly reminder that you'd spread em for Kahne even if you aren't gay.

nice

Go to bed Luke

FUCK KAHNE

>off by one

I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier with the cup cars

Go to bed right now mister or I'm docking you 15 good boy points