Jesus comes and says he wants to watch a movie with you. What movie do you pick?

[Juan Rogers]

Jesus comes and says he wants to watch a movie with you. What movie do you pick?

[Gabriel Phillips]

Prometheus

[Caleb Long]

Wet Hot American Summer

[Brayden Perry]

the passion

[Juan Mitchell]

Spider-Man 3

[Anthony Perry]

The Passion Of The Christ or Antichrist.

[Connor Torres]

Raiders of the Lost Ark

[Jack Gonzalez]

Gaspar Noe's Love

[Easton Reyes]

Sausage Party.

[Ayden Anderson]

Shoah

[Jaxon Scott]

kung fu panda 2

[Elijah Perez]

Airplane!

[Liam Bennett]

BvS

[Leo Morales]

I Am Here....Now
youtube.com/watch?v=eE3-sxaOJDo

[Jayden Phillips]

Jesus is patrician so he'd prefer Top Secret

[Ryder Lopez]

you again you fucking retard

[Hudson Murphy]

Lord of the Rings

[Levi Taylor]

Problem Child 2

[Juan Thompson]

They Live

[Angel Long]

Goodfellas

[Adrian Davis]

dogma

[Jaxson Barnes]

The Man from Earth

[Chase Peterson]

Jesus Christ Superstar

[Owen Lopez]

Fiddler on the Roof

[Nathaniel Russell]

>again
???

[Mason Davis]

Hot Fuzz

[Ethan Adams]

Brokeback Mountain

[Carter Gomez]

the best movie ever made.

or passion of the christ and ask him how accurate it is

[Joshua Turner]

yikes

[Bentley Harris]

>not the Extended Editions
You're going to Hell

[Caleb Turner]

This. Jesus would love the songs.

[Jose Richardson]

of course it would be the ee

[Tyler Taylor]

Life of Brian

[Kayden Davis]

What makes you think I'd want to watch a movie with some weird middle easterner?

[Alexander Sullivan]

youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac

jeebus camp

[Sebastian Gomez]

weekend at bernies

[Ryder Moore]

Heavyweights

[Lincoln Evans]

The Human Centipede

[Luke Morgan]

Pasolini's The Decameron

[Gabriel Perez]

The Holy Mountain

[Cameron Diaz]

War Dog

[Hudson Hall]

Easy. Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem

[Julian Jones]

That might be a little too brutal don't you think?

[Dylan Cooper]

Shrek 1

[Colton Rogers]

Schindler's list? Or something else about holocaust. Jews can't get enough of it!

[Jeremiah Campbell]

Kingdom of Heaven, Directors cut

Hey JC, how do you feel about wars being committed in your name?

[Austin Stewart]

Gandi

[Blake Hernandez]

Pretty blasphemous though

[Nathaniel Cook]

>>“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’

[Nicholas Sanchez]

2001

[Oliver Jackson]

Probably a normie bro tier comedy. Chris Farley or Will Ferrell flick.

[Blake Brown]

...

[Noah Peterson]

The tree of life

[Jose Hill]

Have you watched the movie?
OR
You read the title and decided to get biblical?

If you have watched the film you will know that the characters of Balian, Godfrey of Ibelin, King Baldwin and even Saladin put little faith in religion
They seen it for what it was for, a tool that drives good men to go to war

[Michael Miller]

Hard to kill

[Colton Taylor]

Man of Steel

[Joseph Cooper]

BvS so he can do the director's commentary

[Angel Clark]

Sasha Baron Cohen anything.

[Blake Ortiz]

TDKR

[Landon Brooks]

initial d third stage

[Hudson Fisher]

Sunset Limited.

[Justin Robinson]

...

[Ethan Sullivan]

I was gonna say To The Wonder but then I realized all the parts where Bardem is talking about Jesus would be awkward. So I'll just say The New World.

[Oliver Mitchell]

I think Jesus would be a fan of westerns so webm related

[Nathan Foster]

This, and convince him its real, and is currently happening.

[Kayden Lee]

robocop is way better movie than your favorite hamfisted snorefest

..so robocop

[Ryan Jenkins]

The Passion of the Christ ofc, provided Jesus tells me how accurate the film's depiction is.

[Camden Collins]

Religulous

[Gavin Nelson]

He won't even understand any of your movies, retards. He speaks latin.

[Andrew Gutierrez]

He speaks American thank you.

[Luke Diaz]

I honestly don't know. Probably Toy Story or something.

[Brayden Powell]

I wouldn't want to watch any of the filth that the Hollywood Jew machine churns out with Jesus. I'd rather just talk or play video games with Him.

[Colton Lopez]

Army dog.

[Jose Wright]

Brokeback Mountain

[Justin Cruz]

I'd be wary arousing Jesus were I you.

[Hudson Evans]

JESUS! ROMAN ZOMBIES!

PHARISEE ZOMBIES!

COWBOY ZOMBIES!

[Alexander Ramirez]

I'd ask to him to come on Sup Forums and see the lost and weary souls that can never be saved.

Also; Caddyshack 2.

[Kevin Bennett]

DooM

[Wyatt Roberts]

Stalag 17. Have some good keks

[Jose Powell]

Stranger By The Lake

[Ayden Collins]

my dude. can i come watch with you and Jesus?

[Jace Cruz]

Ah shit came here to post this.

[Camden Nguyen]

...

[Kevin Taylor]

End of Evangelion. Then I'd make him convert humanity into LCL

[Aiden Martin]

Only patrician answer

[Julian Gonzalez]

How would Jesus come to me if he isn't real?

[Jordan Martinez]

Pinocchio

[Zachary Morgan]

Amadeus

[Ayden Russell]

I don't think Christ would be able to understand that example of kino no matter how close to home it would hit.

[Michael Bennett]

Did Jesus save Mary Magdalene because his mom's name was Mary too?

[Kevin Wilson]

Samsara

[Angel Ortiz]

came to post this

[Brayden Parker]

The God Delusion

[Nolan Garcia]

or Ben-Hur

[Cooper Gutierrez]

A Serbian Film or Hostel, or any WW2 film ever. Just to show him how he sacrificed himself for nothing since humanity is as brutal as ever.

[Jose Howard]

Casino.

[Carter Moore]

Chef

[Nathaniel Williams]

stigmata, then we discuss gnosis. you wouldn't waste a moment if you had an Aeon in your home, would you?

>Savior, tell me about the great Invisible spirit which no angelic eye has ever seen?

[Joseph Edwards]

Ask him instead

probably has patrician taste

[Wyatt Ross]

Probably Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters

I think He could appreciate it